'kadi'dham.

Disclaimer: All incidents in this blog are stupid, crazy and mostly half baked truths. Resemblance to persons living, loving or laughing might not be coincidental always.

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Gin enters into his hostel room singing
" 'Gin'gle bell, 'Gin'gle bell, 'Gin'gle all the way....".

Immediately a chorus is heard as a response
"Single bell, single bell, single all the way...."

Gin: "Dei... yaaru da neengalaam? yen room la enna pannittu irukeenga?"

Suddenly he catches a glimpse of R hidden behind a few guys.
Gin: "Dei R... yaaru ivangelaam... muzhiyey seri illayey evanukkum.... namma department a dhaan irukanum... junior pasangala?"

R: "aaman da ....namma juniors dhaan...."

Gin: "dei... ragging pannittu irukiyaa da? "

R: "yaaru ...ivanungalaya...naana.... nee vera... evanunga edho match paaka TV room poittu irundhaanga...apdiyey ennayum kootittu poga vandhaanga"

Gin: "'Match'a??? enna match da?"

R: "Tennis match machi..."

Gin: "Dei... unakkenaa da dhideernu tennis la oru interest? "

R: "machi... naan chinna pullayaa irukumpodhu neraya complan kudippenaaa ..adhukku red color la oru tennis bat free a kedachudaaa....appo en edhir veetu ponnu onnu... "

Gin: "dei dei... yaarukkum yaarukkum match...adha mattum sollu...."

R: "sania mirza vs maria sharapova "

Gin: "adhaaney paathen..... sampras yaarunnu unakku theriyuma?"

R: "dei... samprasad aa?? yaaru da? edhavadhu delhi kaara arts college payyan 'P' kku route podaraanaa enna?"

Gin: "ada thoo... un tennis a kuppayila podu....anyway... idhula nee yaaru side? sania va? sharapova va?"

R: "machi... naan eppavumey refree side dhaan da .... avan dhaan da stadium la yey kuduthuvechavan da"

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Gin: "nee thirundhinaa maadhiri dhaan.... dei juniors.... ellarum kelambunga... naanga important matter discuss pannanum"

Junior: "enna... adhutha kevalathukku ready aayitirukeengalaa"

Gin : "dei... odungadaaa"

Gin runs after them while the juniors escape from the room.

 Gin comes back and closes the door.

R: "yen da kadhava saathina?"

Gin: "vishayam illama saathuvenaa?"

R: "wow...enna matter?"

Gin: "adutha vaaram kalyanam"

R(blushes): "dei....poda...naan innum L-letterey kudukala...adhukulla marriage adhu idhu nnu ...cheee...vekkamaa irukku da"

Gin: "letter kudukka  dhaan da unakku oru sandharbam vandhirukku"

R: "epdi da?"

Gin: "kalyanathula kuduthudu !!"

R: "deiii....ennada ...serious a solriyaa.... adhutha vaaram 'P' kku kalyanamaa? payyan yaaru....samprasad a?"

Gin: "thoo... 'P' kku unna vitta vera evan maatuvaan.... kalyanam 'Q' voda elder sisterkku"

R: "oh...appo 'Q' route clear aa?? sooooper!"

Gin: "dei... konjamavadhu seriousness oda pesu da... namakelaam oru social responsibility vendaamaa ?"

R: "ippo enna pannanumgara?"

Gin: "adutha vaaram pollachi la kalyanam.... "

R: "pora vazhila monkey falls varum da....."

Gin: ""

R: "continue..."

Gin: "ponnunga ellam bus arrange pannittu polaamaannu kettirukaanga.... ethana peru varaangannu oru list eduthuttu irukaanga....naan namma rendu per perum kuduthirukken..."

R: "very good da...enakku..."

Gin: "jannal seat venum...adhaaney?"

R: "dei...enna romba kevala paduthara...enakkum social responsibility irukku....."

Gin: "seri...appo enna solla vandha?"

R: "venaam ...adha free a vidu"

GIn: "thoo...seri ok... plan idhaan.... gethaa oru letter...urugi urugi ezhudhi vei.....pora vazhila.."

R: "post pannidalaama?"

Gin:"aandavaaa...."

R: "ok da...summa oru mokkai try pannen.... un feelings enakku puriyudhu...this time we are surely making it !"

Gin: "good.... so letter ready pannu"

R: "deiii....letter aaa.... enakku adhelaam ezhudha varaadhey da"

Gin: "letter naa... kavidhai da.... avala nenachu oru kavidhai ezhudhu...."

R: "adhu neraya ezhudhi irukken da already..."

Gin: "oh..really... wonderful... enga onnu sollu"

R:(adjusting his throat): "adiyey .."

Gin: "dei wait...  indha graamathula kozhaaikku adila thanni pudikka rendu ladies sanda poduvaangaley.... avanga dhaan 'adiyey... ****' laam pesuvaanga.... decent aa.... anbey, azhagey, aaruyirey... indha maadhiri ezhudhu da..."

R: "dei...adhelaam romba yethi vidaraa maadhiri irukaadhu?"

Gin: "ethi vida dhaan da kavidhai... unmaya ezhudha aarambichom.... seri seri... mela sollu..."

R:  " 'adiyey......
        unakku 'A' pondra koondalum illai....
        'A' pondra punnagaium illai.....
        'A' pondraa kannangalum illai....
        'A' pondra vannagalum illai.....
        unnai vida better ponnunga aayiram kodi...
        irundhaalum varen naan unnai thedi.....
        in short
        yen heart
        has un Art !'

      epdi machi   ?"


Gin: (after a moment of silence..looking around) : " namma hostel la idhaan prachana...."

R: "enna da sambandam illama edho solra"

Gin: "warden kitta sollanum..."

R: "enna sollanum?"

Gin: "ella roomlayum kuppa thotti vekkanumnu dhaan...vera enna..."

R: "deii.... evlo feel panni ezhudhi irukken.... ipdi solriyey da"

Gin: "machan.... nee idha kondu poi ava kitta kuduthaalum ava kuppa thotti la dhaan da poduvaa....adha yen naamaley pannida koodadhu?"

R: "dei... idhey maadhiri oru kavidhaya dhaaney da last week pakkathu department payyan oruthan ezhudhinaan..... avanukku mattum ok solli vaazhthi anupcha..."


Gin: "dei... naan enna podhu sevayaa senjittu irukken...varravan poravanukelaam idea kudukka?? moreover naan strict aa oru policy follow pannittu irukken.... "

R:"enna policy...vendaikkaa policy?"

Gin: "indha maadhiri idea kettu varra pakkathu dept pasangalukelaam 'aalu-'the best'' a illanaa just 'all the best' nu solli anupchittey irukkanum"

R:"seri...appo enakku enna vazhi?"

Gin: "ezhudhi tholaikkaren.... naaney ezhudhi tholaikkaren....."


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Around 50 classmates travel in the bus to pollachi. As written in the vedas(or may be some other scripture..not sure), the girls occupy the front rows while the guys occupy the back rows of the bus. Also to be noted is that the so called 'gilma girls' are in the first few rows and the so called 'gilma guys' are in the last few rows while the 'non-gilma' guys are seated in rows immediately after the girls. To no surprise to the readers, we reveal where our friends R and Gin are seated.

Row number 49. (the last is full of dirt and is empty)


 R:(in a low voice) :     "machi... "
Gin:(even lower voice) "enna?"

R: "bus la yey kuduthudatumaa... illa pollachi poi kudukavaa?"

Gin: "adhu nee enga serupadi vaanga ready a irukkandradha poruthu"

R: "dei..."

Gin: "kavala padaadha da... bus la yey kuduthidu...."

R: "aanaa epdi... nadula indha 'M' gang irukaangaley... andha pasangala thaandi epdi poi kudukaradhu?"

Gin: "don't worry...adhelaam thaana amayum..."

R: "epdi da??"

Gin: "innum konja nerathula 'M' gang la evanavadhu oruthan... 'girls, lets play anthakshari' nnu start pannuvaan.... appo boys oru team, girls oru team nu piriyum.... appo ellarum seat la irundhu ezhundhu konja konjamaa munnadi povaanunga.... nammalum medhuvaa povom..."

R: "sooper da..."

Gin: "idho...solradhukku munnadiyey game start pannitaanga....indha pasangelaam semma sharp da"


The game starts... R uses his 'theramai' to full extent and sings may songs (of course with statistically significant glances at 'P'). Some of the songs are listed below to get a feel

"love naa lovevu ... mannenna stovevvu .... "

"vaa munimaa vaa... neeyum naanum jodi...summa beach pakkam vaadi"
 "laalaakku dol dappi maa..kanney gangamma" (there is a small confusion in the group whether the song really starts with 'la' or not... but then 'R' wins the argument skillfully (read as 'shouting at the peak of his voice) )
 

 The bus reaches pollachi. The group gets down.

Gin: "naasamaa pochu"

R : "yendaa... unnoda cooling glass kondu vara marandhutiyaa?? damn..its a hot place man!"

Gin: "dei... bus la nalla chance ellam miss pannitta.... ingayavadhu sodhapaama kudu... ok va?"


R: "machi...anga paaru...dhoorathula...edho pada shooting nadakudhunnu nenaikaren... 'pudhu nellu pudhu naathu - part 2 ' varudhu nnu sonnanga...adhuvaa dhaan irukkanum.....poi paakalaama da?"

Gin: "dei....."


R: "illa da... actually ippolaam gramathu ponnunga kooda jacket pottutu dhaan padathula nadikaraangalaam... so poradhu waste nu nenaikaren..."

Gin: "dei...endaa ivlo cheap aa pesara..."

R: "seri costly a pesaren....machan... rendu elaneer vaangi thaa da"

Gin: "ayyo....seri vandhu thola..."


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At the marriage hall.

'Q' recieves everyone and serves them some drinks. Then she introduces the group as a whole to her father, mother and younger sister 'q'. After thanking everyone for coming and all the usuals, she leaves hurriedly as if the whole marriage depended on her. (actually, everyone in the girls side seems busy in marriages.... the author wonders why!)

R and Gin are seen sitting seperately in a corner where there is a big table fan nearby.

R: "dei... 'q' varaa da... edhavadhu pechu kudupomaa?"

Gin: "chinna ponnu da...avala kalaaikka poriyaa...?"

R: "cha cha... unakku therama pathala Gin...ippo gavani"


'q' walks by.

R: "hey 'q' .... hello"

'q': "hello anna"

R: "i am 'R' ... you are?"

'q' : "adhaan 'q' nnu koopteenga illa...aprom enna 'you are' ?'

R: "he he..."

'q' : "sollunga... edhukku koopteenga?"

R: "which class are you studying?"

'q' : "naan ettavadhu vaguppu padikkindren"

R: "he he... "

'q' : "enna sirippu..."

R: "summa dhaan....seri.... ethana varushamaa 8th std padikara???"

'q': "akkkaaaaaaaaa.... neenga sonna rowdy anna enna kindal pandraangaaa....."

'q' runs towards 'Q' .. 'R' stops her...

R: "ok ok....kathaadha 'q' ...naan unakku chocolate vaangi tharen..."

'q' : "dairy milk?"

R : "seri ok.... 5rs or 10 rs?"

'q' :"seriyaana kanjoos aa neenga?"

R: "seri seri... rendumey vaangi tharen....enakku oru help pannuviyaa?"

'q' : "enna letter kudukanumaa?"

R: "aaa.... epdi theriyum...i mean....edha vechu solra..."

'q' : "hayyo... solli tholainga.... endha akka kku.... akka dhaaney.... ?"

R: "mosamaana ponnaa irukka.... akka dhaan...."

 'q' :"seri kudunga...."


R gives the letter to 'q'. 

R: "adho... anga oru akka blue chudi pottuttu sema figure a irukaanga illa...
andha akka kitta kudukariyaa?"

'q' : "kandippa"

'q' starts running towards 'P'.

R: "yey... 'q' ...wait..... nillu....hello.....wait...WAIT..."

Gin: "dei..kathaadha da.... kalyanathula prachana nnu nenaikka poraanga..."

R: "dei.... 'idhu verum letter illa...yen idhayam' nu solli kudukalaamnu irundhen...adhukulla odi poittaa..."

Gin: "vairamuthu machan maadhiriyey pesaadheenga da..."



A few seconds of silence prevails.  'R' tries to keep track of 'q' but loses sight of both 'q' and 'P'... he slowly starts to get tensed. Gin suddenly seems dumbstruck. He keeps on staring at 'R' for more than a minute. Suddenly he realises something...

Gin: "machi.... naan ezhudhi kudutha kavidhaya apdiyey kuduthiyaa... illa nee ezhudhi kuduthiyaa? "

R: "apdiyey dhaan da kuduthen...yen da?"

Gin: "ayyayo..... naasamaa pochu..."

R: "yen da... kavidhaila problem a .. paravalla da... 'P' kku avlo thamizh nyanam laa kedayaadhu..."

Gin: "dei machi...sorry da..."

R: "enna da solra?edhukku sorry..."


Gin: "as usual sodhapitten da.... letter la kadaisila 'ippadikku aanbudan,Gin' nnu pottuten da..."


R: "deeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..... "



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Exactly twenty three minutes after the incident. R and Gin are seen sitting in a super-fast deluxe bus from pollachi-coimbatore.

R: "dei... ippo 'P' adha padichaa enna da nenaippa.... unna L panna aarambichiduvaalaa da?"

Gin :"dei...enakku enna solradhunney theriyala da..."

R: "dei... atleast angayey irundhu problem a solve pannirukalaam... theva illama odi vandhuttom"

Gin: "dei...enakku enna solradhunney theriyala da...."

 R: "dei.... ithana naal nee dhaaney da idea kudutha...edhavadhu idea kudu daa..."

Gin :"dei...enakku enna solradhunney theriyala da"


Suddenlly 'R's cellphone vibrates...

Message Recieved.
Sender: 'P'


Gin: "machi...venaam da...andha message a paakaadha....apdiyey delete pannidu da.... enakku romba bayamaa irukku da..."

R: "dei... vidra... varutha pada vendiyadhu naan.... neen yen bayapadara..."

Gin: "seri ok..pirichu padi..."


Message:
" wht a shock.. never suspected Gin's crush on 'Q' .... they really mk a gr8 pair ..where are u guys now? 'Q' wants to tlk with Gin."

R: "Dei machiiiiiiii...... 'q' letter a 'P' kitta kudukala da.... 'Q' kitta kuduthirukkaa...."


Gin takes a few seconds to come out of the spell.

Gin :"dei...enakku enna solradhuney theriyala da"

R: "enakku enna solradhunnu theriyum da...... DRIVER.....HOLD ONNNNNN!!!"


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Naai pozhappu

Hello Folks, Listen up!
This one is a 'follow up' post. What that means is that,you are required to have some pre-requisites before reading this one. In fact if you have sincerely taken notes during previous lectures, this really is just a cake walk. But for the disobedient lot who did not care to do it, i give one last chance. Read at least one 'kevalam' of R from P before proceeding to read this. If you are keen on the exact historical facts, then you should read

'Assattu Pasanga'
while any other post also should not really affect the flow of what follows.

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[The Generic Kevalam happens the previous day]

Gin and R are seen at 'bhajji' kadai.

R: "Machi... cha... maasa kadaisi ... pizza hut poittu irundha namma ipdi bhajji kadaikku vara vendiyadhaa pochey..."

Gin: "Dei dei ... pona varam maanga session la 'pizza' na ennannu ketadhukku periya size bhajji nnu solli kevalam vaanginavan dhaaney da nee...."

R: "seri vidra... konja naala enakku time workout aagalennu nenaikaren...enna pandradhu"

Gin:" konja naala illa da... ennaikku nee P a paathu J vida aarambichiyo ...annaila irundhey unakku ketta neram dhaan nnu enakku oru feeling"

R: "dei... P kkum idhukkum ennada sambandham... in fact P a paatha andha first sight la yey...."

Gin: "dei dei...niruthu da...."

R: "machi... unakku idhelaam puriyaadhu da... "

Gin: "enna puriyaadhu... onnu solren kettuko ... ponnungalukku laam 80385 architecture maadhiri... instruction set ennannu therinjaa podhum...easy a tackle pannidalaam...."

R: "class la mokka thaangalannu dhaan cut adichittu inga vandhen... ingayum torture pandriyey da..."

Gin: "seri...appo nee dhaan sollen...enakku enna puriyala ..unakku enna purinjudhu nnu"

R: " machi... 'love at first sight' na ennannu unakku theriyumaa?"

Gin: "modhal murai sight adikum podhey kooda side la love um panna start pandradhu dhaaney?"

R: "cha... kaadhal deiveegamaanadhu da..."

Gin: "oho..."

R: "ippo...oru analogy solren kettukko..."

Gin: "shoot"

R: "pasanga idhayam'garadhu stove la kodhikkara ennai maadhiri.... ponnunga eyes kadalai-maavu la kalandha urulakizhangu maadhiri.... mudhal murai maava ennaila podum podhey...apdiyey pongi ... bhajji a maarudhillaya.... adhumaadhiri dhaan love at first sight um"

Gin: "machan... idha idhukku munnadi pick-up line a use panna try pannirukiyaa? "

R: "illa da .. "

Gin: "dhayavu senji try pannidadha... enga family la yaarumey idhu varaikkum police station vaasala medichadhilla"






R: "dei... naaney sema kadila irukken... nee vera enna provoke pannittu irukka..."

Gin: "ok machan... back to seriousness ... nethu nadandha kevalam unna baadhichiduchu...apdidhaaney"

R: ""

Gin: "seri... ippo adhukku enna pannalaamnu nenaikara?"

R:(to the shopkeeper) "anna... ulundhu vada podareengala"

Gin: "dei..."

R: "machi... en vaai ulundhu vada nnu sonnalum en heart vizhundu odanjidha nee purinjikanum"

Gin: "ayyo...seri ok... ippo enna pannalaam.... ... aah...machi... kadavul nammala kai vidala da"

R: "yenda...ulundhu vada already irukka?"

Gin: "thoo... anga paar"

R:(looks at the direction pointed by Gin) " aah... 'Q' ... iva enga inga vandhaa? iva day-schi aachey... "

Gin: " innaikku tuesday ... class mudinju kovilukku poittu irukka.... "

R: "seri.. ippo ivala enna pannanum?"

Gin: "saami...ivala nee edhuvum pannidaadha... already nee pannadha seri kattavey naan padara paadu enakku dhaan theriyum"

R: "aprom edhukku da avala kaatina?"

Gin: "machi... P and Q are thick friends da... "

R : "oh... very good idea.. naan Q pinnadi suthara maadhiri oru idea panni... P and Q nadula irukara natpa murichidalaam...adhaaney"

Gin: "unnalaam sathiyama thirutha mudiyaadhu da.... indha ulagathula edhai venumnaa easy a pirikalaam...aana ponnunga frienship a mattum pirikavey mudiyaadhu....adhu pasanga frienship maadhiri innaikku vandhu naalaikku poradhu kedaiyaadhu....it is a normally a very strong bond...namma pirikka try pannalum mudiyaadhu... vangalaa pirinjaa dhaan undu...aana neraya cases la avangaley pirinjiduvaangandradhu vera vishayam"

R: "ippo kadaisiyila enna dhaan un point"

Gin: "solren kettuko... P kku naalaikku birthday "

R: "varra vazhila naan dhaaney da unakku sonnen"

Gin: "yes... nee avalukku vaangi vechirukkara gift a kudu!"

R: "machi...gift ippo kooda pocket la irukku...aana kudukka dhaaney bayama irukkunnu sonnen illa"

Gin: "adhukku dhaan 'P' kkum 'R' kkum nadula alphabets la kadavul oru 'Q' va kuduthirukaar...."

R: "wow ... aana 'Q' va epdi correct pandradhu... i mean... iva enakku romba close laam illayey.... "

Gin: "i know...aana avalukku oru weakness irukku"

R: "dei... nee stack la dhaan strong nnu nenachen...'Q' la adha vida strong a irukkiyey da...enna weakness machi"


Gin: "SCN weakness"

R: "SCN a? apdeena?"

Gin: "adhu oru high-class pasanga ponnunga lukku varra weakness.... 'So Cute No?' weakness"

R: "apdeenaa?"

Gin: "konjam sumaaraa edhavadhu irundhaa udaney ... 'So Cute No?' apdeennu sollitey adhu pakathula poiduvaanga...."

R: "oh!"

Gin: "naai kutti .. teddy bear ... sila ponnungalukku husband kooda indha category la varum naa paathukko"

R :" wow...so cute no?"

Gin: "thoo...unakkelaam varaadhuda... adhelaam thaanaa varanum...its a mark of a genuine class... infact a mark of care and affection...."

R: "seri...ennamo solra... indha moonula 'Q' kku edhula weakness?"

Gin: "naai kutti !"

R: "oh...so cute no? dei..indha vaati nejamaavey thaana vandhidichu da... "

Gin: "sappaaa.... seri ... anga paar...naan sollala.... ava already oru naai a konji ttu irukka.... "

R: "adhutha jenmathula..."

Gin: "stop..nee enna nenaikarannu puriyudhu... but ippo naan solradha sei"

R: "shoot"

Gin: "nera pakathula irukara maliga kadaikku po... oru packet 'naai biscuit' vaangu....kondu poi 'Q' kitta kudu... konja neram pesu...return varum podhu apdiyey 'P' gift a kuduthu naalaikku P kku kudukka sollidu...."

R "idhukku dhaan da oorukku oru Gin venumgaradhu"

Gin : "seri...bhajji kku pay pannittu poi sonnadha senjittu vaa... naan andha side la edho 'vera' maadhiri poster onnu ottirukaan...enna karuthu solraangannu paathuttu varen"



R eventually buys the 'naai biscuit' and tries to follow what Gin explained.

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P's Birthday (Date not revealed as per request !)

R comes running like a mad man into Gins room...

R: "pochu ... pochu... ellamey pochu da..."

Gin: "dei...ennada aachu?"

R: "aayo ... ayyo.... pochey pochey"

Gin: "ennada pochu?"

R: "indha 'Q' ipdi kozhapitaaley da...."

Gin: "dei...ennada solra?"

R: "machi...nethu naan kondu poi biscuit a koduthenaa...."

Gin: "aamaam"

R: "adhu cover kulla irundhudhaa"

Gin: "seri...so?"

R: "adhu ennanu ava kitta sollavey illa da naan... avala paathu edho olaritten da...kadaisiyila 'P' kku kudukka vendiya gift a yum kuduthen da"

Gin: "ippo enna da problem?"

R: "'Q' veetukku poi ..andha cover nalla illanu ava veetu velakaaran kitta solli andha cover remove panni gift wrap pannittu vara sollitaa da"

GIn: "edha daaA?????"

R: "naai biscuit cover dhaanda !!!"

Gin: "dei...!!!!"

R: "adhu ippo 'P' kitta irukku da !!!"

Gin: "naasamaa pochu.... idhu epdi unakku theriyum?"

R: "'Q' dhaan sonna.... oru gift kuduthaa ozhungaa wrap panna maatiyaanu...appo dhaan shock aayitten"

Gin: "appo unnoda actual gift?"

R:"theriyala da...semma confusion aa irukku enakku!"

Gin: "kavala padadha da.... there is a solution to every avamanam ... "

R : " dei !!"

Gin: "machi..serious a solren....naai biscuit saaptaa naai maadhiri maariduvaangannu naan oru magazine la padicha nyabagam da"
R:" comedy pannadah da...ippo naan enna pandradhu?"
Gin: "nerla pesinaa serupadi dhaan...pesaama browsing center poi 'P' kooda chat pannuvom...enna solra?"


R: "ok...vaa"

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At the browsing center.
yellow color yahoo messenger.


Gin: "machi online irukka...ping pannu da"

R: "ok.."
       R: Hai P

          P: Hi

          R: Hai

Gin: " Dei ..ethana vaati dhaan da 'hai' nnu adippa..."
R  :  "aprom... 'nai' nu adikka solriyaa?"
Gin: "dei... happy birthday solda vetti"

             R: Happy Birthday P

             P: Thanks... your gift was awesome... lol



Gin: "Dei...ennada 'lol' ngara ...sirikaraalaa...kolaikaraalaannu theriyalayey !"

R    : "dei...ippo enna da pandradhu!"


              R: thank you P ... did u ...i mean... did u eat it?

Gin: "ha ha ha... sorry da...enna la control panna mudiyala!"
 R   : "en vaazhkaiya paatha unakku siripaa irukaa da?"
Gin : "wait pannu.... indha reply a poruthu dhaan adha confirm panna mudiyum"

               P: Of course i did ! 
 
Gin:  " machi...naan call taxi kku phone pandren.... nee stretcher ready pannu.... pinnadi dhaan hospital .... "

             P: u know wat ... My best friends from chennai sent me an expensive kutha type dress for the b'day.... i liked it very much"
             P :  typo... kurtha type :P

           
Gin jumps on the keyboard and types the first line after which R takes over.

                 R: wow... nai-du hall la purchase pannangala?
                 P: ha ha... yen kekkara?
                R: illa...actually... enakku therinjavaru oruthar anga vela paakaraar ... adhaan...summa..
                 P: lol..enna aachu unakku...? btw, wanted to tell u this...




Gin: "machan.... sandhegamey illa... ava konja konja maa maarittey varaannu artham.... "
R:   " dei.... summa iru da..."
Gin: "nee venumnaa unix la yey unakku pidicha command edhu nnu kettu paar... tail nu solluvaa... ha ha"
R: " dei dei...pls da..plssssss"
Gin:" ok...silence "
               

                      R: yeah... go ahead....enna matter?

                      P : i don't know why you wanted to gift me the biscuit packet :P ... but i love the color and design on the wrapper! in fact i haven't yet torn open the wrapper... its so cute ..u have a beautiful taste  !

Gin at this point is seen literally rolling on the floor ... R could not control the huge smile that erupted like a bomb. Gin is the first to get out of the laughing riot .. he turns slowly towards R and says

" Machan..... naan ponnunga vishayathula killadi killadi nnu pala murai sollirukken....aanaa ippo andha statement a withdraw pannikaren da...... ... avan avan aalukaaga taj mahal rangekku katta try pannittu irukaan.... aanaa nee.... simple a 15 rooba naai biscuit kuduthu correct pannitta ...... inimey.... indha college in 'naayagan' nee dhaanda .... i take a 'BOW' .... literally !!!!!!"

[And the laughter bomb blows up again]

Assattu pasanga...

R rushes into Gin's room as early as 6'o clock in the morning. To his surprise, Gin is seen awake.
In fact he is in his sports outfit and is seen wearing the socks.

R: "Dei...ennada kaalankaarthaala enga da kelambitta?"

Gin: "paathaa theriyala?"

R: "unakku dhaan endha game um velayada theriyadhey da...aprom enga poittu irukka?"

Gin: "dei... enakku cricket, basketball, hockey maadhiri games laam dhaan velayada theriyadhu... actuallaa interest illa....illa...actualla velaya theriyaadhu dhaan better answer.... aanaa 'timing' games la naan killadi..infact naan dhaan number one"

R: "timing gamesa?? apdeena? indha football la correcta watch a paathu half time la whistle oodharadhu...andha maadhiri ? unakku dhaan whistle kooda ozhunga adikka varaadhey da..."

Gin: "silly coin boys (silra pasanga) da nee... seri...nee edhukku vandha ivlo early morning la ...adha modhalla sollu..."

R: "no no... adhu important matter dhaan... but idhu theriyaatti enakku mandayey vedichidum pola irukkum"

Gin: "seri solren.. kettukko...aana veliya sollidhaadha"

R: "shoot"

Gin: "ippo naan enga poittu irukken naa..."

R: "football ground? ... basket ball court?....seri moraikaadha.. neeyey sollu"

Gin: "NMB (bakery) kku poittu irukken... poi soodaa oru coffee .. 100 grams murukku adichittu oru 6:30 - 6:45 pakkamaa thirumba hostel kku vandhuduven..."

R: "adhukku yendaa sports outfit la pora"

Gin: "adhaan timing game oda speciality .... 6:45 kku sharp a namma college NSS -girls ground kku practise panna varuvaanga.... appo naan jogging pannittey hostelkku varuven.... sema gethaa oru feeling varum..."

R:" avangalukkaa?"

Gin: "illa enakku..."

R: "ada thoo... indha game la nee number one mattum illa da... 'only one' um dhaan nu nenaikaren..."

Gin:" unnecessary a pesaadha...nee vandha matter a sollu...enakku time aagudhu...in life and love, punctuality is more important than personality .. kelvi pattadhilla "

R: "illa"

Gin: "huh....silly coin boys !"

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After a few minutes.
Both Gin and R are seen jogging slowly towards NMB in sports outfit. Their conversation continues.

Gin: "enna da prachana"

R: "SMS la oru confusion aayiduchu da..."

Gin: "machan onnu solren kettuko.... pudhusaa ponnungaloda mobile la pesaravangalukku SMS na 'Sodhanai Mel Sodhanai' nu artham... konjam careless aa irundhom pala confusion vandhudum..."

R: "exactly da... golden words"

Gin: "NMB la naan vaangi tharen...adhukaaga ipdi laam bit ottadha...matter a sollu"

R: "nethu night avalukku oru message anupchen da"

Gin:"yaarukku ... P ?"

R: " yes"

Gin:"just confirm pannikitten... ulagam pora speed la eppo evan edha maathuvaannu judge pannavey mudiyaradhilla...nee mela sollu"

R:" casual a dhaan da books, semester , exams pathi laam sms pannittu irundhom"

Gin: "yenda....vazhakama indha pudhusaa release aana sharukh khan padam .. illa sun sign ,moon sign, star sign .... illa first crush...second love...third date...indha maadhiri dhaaney sms pannipeenga.... "

R: "no da... we are a different kind of friends"

Gin: "apdinaa?...vera vera maadhiri cellphone balance waste pannuveenga...adhaaney"

R: "ippo nee vishayatha kekka poriyaa illaya"

Gin: "shoot"

R: "kadaisila .... 'have u finished all assignments' nnu ketta daa "

Gin: "seri...adhula enna problem?"

R: "adhula problem edhuvum illa da... naan adicha reply la dhaan problem"

Gin: "indha saadharana kelvikku apdi enna da bayangara reply adicha?"

R: "konjam sms lingo use panna try pannen da....adha ava thappa purinjikitta"

Gin:" dei..avan avan vaaila irundhu siva-lingomey edukaraan... adhayey makkal thappa purinjika maatengaraanga.... afterall sms-lingo ... idhula enna aachu...apdi enna reply panna?"

R shows the message from his sent-message folder.
It reads
"no pa... i haven't touched any ass from the morning till now"


Silence.

Silence.
More silence.
Even more silence.

Finally Gin breaks it with a roaring laughter...

Gin: "Machi.... idhukku orey oru vazhi dhaan irukku....."

R (with a grim face)   : "dei...solda.....pls da..."

Gin:(still laughing as he speaks) "neeyum en kooda serndhu vizhundhu vizhundhu ..kavundhu kavundhu siri da... vera vazhiyey illa....enakaavadhu NSS la dhaan interest...aana unakku......A** ... ha ha.... dei machi.... idhu oru historical event da.... infact oru kick ass event ... idha namma celebrate pannuvom.....vaa naan unakku vaangi tharen NMB la murukku innaikku"



And thus legend has it that Gin for the first time in history, civics and other allied sciences, whole-assedly paid for R's murukku at NMB.