The screen opens. Its a huge palace and in the middle of it is seated the majestic king with a shining crown on his head . Next to him below the steps is seen the minister of internal/external affairs!
Gin: "mannar mannaa"
R : "en ambirku uriya Gin amaicharey.... naatil enna nadakiradhu endru ovvondraai koorungal.... pala naatkalaai arasaanga vishayangalil gavanam seluthaamal irundhu vitten... indru ellavatrayum therindhu kolla aasaipadugiren"
Gin: "appadiey aagattum arasey... "
R: "makkal ellorum nalam dhaaney"
Gin: "nalam endru solla dhaan naanum aasai padugindren arasey...aaanaal"
R :" aanaal? enna amacharey...neengal solluvadhai paarthaal edho prachanai pol therigiradhey"
Gin: "aam arasey... oru vithiyasamaana prachanai ezhundhulladhu arasey"
R: "enna aayitru amaicharey? "
Gin: "naatil male-female ratio migavum kuraindhu varugiradhu arasey"
R: "aaha...idharkku enna kaaranam?"
Gin: "gandhipurathil irukkum pengalai ellam andhapurathirukku shift seidhadhu dhaan kaaranam endru ooril ilaignyargal ellam pesi kolgiraargal arasey"
R: "aah...peelaimedu kaalaimaadugalukku thimir adigamaagivittadhu... singamey ingey singi adithu kondirukiradhaam...maaligayin andhapuram murali padam odum arangam pol verichodi kidakiradhu endru naaney varuthalil ullen..hmm... adhu seri.. andha 'FT' desathilirundhu namadhu maaligayai sutri paarka vandha azhagi innum ingey dhaaney ullar?"
Gin: "aam arasey...avargalai poga solli vidavaa"
R: "vaangum sambalathirku udhavi seyyavitaalum paravaayillai...ubathiram seidhu vidaadheer amaicharey.... andha ammayaar sanga thamizhilil pesugiraargal...enakku sariyaaga puriyamaaten engiradhu... namadhu pulavar 'C'thalai_Saathanaarai ai mozhi aakkam seyya koopittu vaarungal"
Gin: "appadiyey aagattum arasey"
R: "veru enna arasaanga vishayangal amaicharey"
Gin: "arasey... ippodhelaam nam naatil kalyana vayadhaana pengal ellam maapilai eppadi irukka vendum endru pala nibandhanaigal podigiraargal arasey"
R: "aaha...naasamaai poittru...enna nibandhanaigal"
Gin: "maapilai usapuri desathai serndhavaraai irundhaal 'bonus points' aam arasey"
R : "aahaa"
Gin: "andha naatil 'pachai olai' endru ondru tharugiraargalaam arasey... adhai vaithirundhaal yosipadhey illayaam... udanadiyaaga kalyanam dhaanaam"
R: "ayyago"
Gin: "indha prachanaikku ennadhaan vazhi arasey?"
R : "amaicharey... udanadiyaaga nam naattilum 20 mudhal 25 vayadhil ulla anaithu ilaignyargalukkum pachai,manjal matrum navy-blue olaigalai adithu kudungal...nam naatu pengal namakkey sondham endru thiruvalluvar solli irukiraar allavaa..."
Gin: "arasey ... idhai thiruvalluvara eppodhu..."
R: "valluvar sonnal enna vairamuthu sonnal enna? karuthu dhaan mukkiyam.... sonnadhai mattum seyyungal.."
Gin: "aagattum arasey"
R: "veru enna arasaanga seidhigal amaicharey"
Gin: "arasey... innoru seidhi"
R: "enna adhu?"
Gin: "edhiri naattu arasan nam naatirukul latcha kanakaana mootai poochigalai eva vittirukiraan arasey...
nam naattu ilaignyargal anaivarum ippodhelaam mootai poochigalai adithu kolluvadhileyey nerathai veenadikiraargal...
urupadiyaaga endha velayum seivadhaai theriyavillai arasey"
R: "mootai poochiyaa... idhu enna vichithiraamana prachanai..."
Gin: "aam arasey...nam naattu ilaignyargal palar mootai poochi pidipadhil therchi petravargalaai irunkindranar arasey...idhai rasithu veru
seigindranar... ippadiey ponaal nammaal idhu mattum dhaan seyya mudiyum endru muthirai kuthividuvaargal arasey.. idharku enna vazhi?"
R: "yosikkiren....aah...idho oru vazhi... namadhu naattu mootai poochigalai edhiri naatin meedhu eva vidungal... avanavan pidithu paarthaal
dhaan theriyum... edhu sulabam edhu kadinam endru"
Gin: "attagaasam arasey...appadiyey aagattum "
R: "veru edhuvum visheshangal amaicharey?"
Gin: "arasey... thaangal P ammayaarukku oru kaadhal kadidham ezhudhi olai anupineerey...adharku badhil olai vandhulladhu"
R: "arumai arumai.... en kavidhai varigalil mayangi vizhundhirupaaley andha mangai.."
Gin: "thangalukku ammayaarai paarkum podhelaam kaadhal sudar vittu erivadhu pol avargalukku ungalai paarkum podhu kaalil ulla seruppai vittu erivadhu pol thondrugiradhaam arasey..."
R: "avamaanam"
Gin :"ithanai naatkalaai neril paarthu pesaamal olai anuppiyey pesum neengal selai kattadhaan laayakkaam arasey"
R: "kevalam"
Gin: "ammayarkkum anuppum olaiyodu serthu thozhigalukkum pura moolam olai anupuvadhai ammayar kandu pidithu vitaaraagalaam manna"
R: "asingam"
Gin: "pala naattu mannargal nam ammayaarai kai pidikka moondru maadhathirukku munnarey reservation seiyya thodangi vittanar endru therindhum
thaangal summa irundhadhu yen endru kobithu kolgiraargal arasey"
R: "naan tatkal il muyarchi seyyalaam endru ninaithen amaicharey..."
At this point alarm rings . "its time to get up..its 4:30 AM" . R jumps out of the bed. Checks the watch. gets shocked looking
at the time. Looks at the mobile. Three messages recieved .
Message 1:
Time: 3:03 AM
Sender P:
"i am ready. Shall we start?"
Message 2:
Time: 3:42 AM
Sender P:
"Hey the train is at 5 o clock. Are you coming or i am taking an auto"
Message 3:
Time: 4:28 AM
Sender P:
"useless affectionless idiot. good bye"
At this moment, Gin passes by R's room towards the washroom to take a piss. He sings with sleepy eyes and a broken voice as he walks across with drooped shoulders
"kanavu kaanum vaazhkayaavum kalaindhu pogum kolangal..."
R puts his hands over his head and keeps starring at Gin. After a few seconds he jumps out of his bed and goes and beats him up mercilessly.
The watchman who is sleeping at a distant corner of the hostel suddenly gets up hearing the following words faintly .
"dei...kaalan kaarthaala boni pannum podhaavadhu sollittu adingadaa...dei..amma..ayyo..aathaaaa"
Friday, June 25, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Chori Chori jab - PART 2
It is advisable to read part-1 before reading this. But even otherwise you are not missing much. As one friend rightly points out, the generic template for a gilma blog is
(i)Gin walks into R's room humming a song..
(ii) gives an idea to R.
(iii) when R executes it Gin is no where to be found.
(iv) R screws up.
(v) Gin laughs his a** out.
Huh,I always thought my blog had a complicated structure, but hey, its afterall the five points listed above. Five simple points. One after the other. Much like the Software development life cycle .
Analyze->Design->Implement->Test->Curse_Your_manager.
Its always the same and huh, why wouldn't people get bored doing the same thing.
That raises the question -- Is my pretty little blog dying? Well My answer: No folks, its certainly not dying, it just needs some dyeing - u know, to make it look ...say...for the lack of a better word...sexier! I am definitely not planning to add random nayanthara photos to the blog (btw,you can find better ones here: Random Nayanthara pics), but do something different. But that shall wait for a while. For now, lets finish of this lecture. It might appear in the final exam, so you guys better take notes!
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Chori Chori Jab- PART 2
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At the Pizza hut.
R has never entered a pizza hut before. He is just about to step in when he looks at a wierd looking bell hanging in front. Yes, its a hanging bell!!! The type that you probably last saw in a fifth grade tamizh text book where a cow (holy cow!) rings it standing in front of Manunidhi chozhan's palace because his son had run a chariot over the cow's kid and the cow who knew Manu granted justice to everyone irrespective of caste, creed, color, sex, orientation or the number of legs one had, walked swiftly with all four legs to the palace seeking justice for its case! (This also reminds the author of the brilliant king solomon who tricked the false mother who claimed for a baby by asking if it can be cut into two and divided between the mothers. The false mother accepts while the true one does not.. and there you go, justice served and the world is at peace!!
How easy it would be if the terrorists were of the same intelligence as the false mother...anyway, no author sentiments allowed in the blog. so this will end here.)
'Oru velai bell adichittu dhaan ulla poganumo?' he thinks for a second. He decides to give it a gong when he suddenly finds someone from inside gongs it on the way out and he hears a group of people saying from inside 'thank you'.
'enna da idhu...kadaya vittu veliya pogum podhu bell adikaraanunga! ivanungala purinjikavey mudiyalayey... '
N shows a table and they get seated.
N is still seen yawning.
N: "sorry R, i am kinda feeling sleepy... adhanaala dhaan am yawning"
R: " cha cha... paravaalla N ... infact unna oru question kekatumaa?"
N: "?"
R: "nee yawn pannum podhu pakkathula irukaravangalum yawn pannuvaanga... adhu yen theriyumaa?"
N: "i don't know..some molecules some gas..some funda like that?"
R: "he he.."
N: "hey c'mon...tell me... naan studies la konch weak man"
R : "idhukku sanga thamizhla oru poem irukku... "
N: "what????"
R: "yawn petra inbam peruga ivvaiyagam"
N: "omg... man...you are hopeless"
'aah...enna ivalum hopeless ngra.. ayyo..mokka joke adikaradhu naaladhaano?.... control pannu da...control,CONTROL...indha situation la Gin irundhaa evlo gethaa handle pannuvaan...nee dhaan Gin nnu nenachikko... ippo continue pannu'
N: "ok R... am actually hungry... should we order?"
R: "of cors... orderadhunaalum ok ...paadaradhunaalum ok..he he..never mind...order pannu"
N: "hmm.... pick your choice... pizza or pasta?"
R: "he he...naan rajkiran fan N..so pizza vendaam..eppavumey pasta dhaan!"
N: "rajkiran ?? purila"
R :"rajkiran u don't know...avaru oru super duper old tamizh hero..."
N: "ok..so how does it matter?"
R: "simple... avaru films la ellar melayum avaru pasta apdiyey alli kottuvaaru...so adhaan naanum pasta order panna sonnen...ha ha"
N :"huh...i don't believe this....i just don't..unku moola kolmbi pochaa?"
'ayyayo... marubadiyum mokka vaangiteney..ponnungalukku pidicha maadhiri behave pannanumnu Gin sollirukaan...in his own words: one should try and be casual, ordinary , relaxed, unusual, extraordinary and excited at the same time...aah..engayo idikudhey.. anyway... konja neram pesama irundhu paappom...'
R remains silent for the next ten minutes.
N: "enna R... silent a irka?"
R: "enakku enna pesaradhuney theriyala"
N: "nervous a irukka?"
R: "hmm..aamaam.."
N:"enna thangachi maadhiri nenchuko...ellam seri aaidum"
R: "cha cha...illa...actually nervous aa laam illa.. "
N: "appo thangachi vendaam... ha ha...apdi dhaaney?"
R :"enakku coffee venum...thala konjam lesaa valikudhu..inga kedaikuma?"
N: "we'll go to coffee day after this...pakathula dhaan"
R: "ahem...ok"
N: "unkku endha coffee romb pidikkum?"
R: "narasus...i mean..."
N: "wait wait wait....lemme guess..."
R: "appa...ok.."
N: "unku pudcha coffee....'mokka'chillo...ha ha ha...correct?"
R: "he he...yes..correct ...exactly!"
'idhu othu varra maadhiri theriyala...route change!'
R: "N...un hobbies enna?"
N: "enakku hobbies um kedayadhu hubby's um kedayadhu.. ha ha.. unna maadhiriyey pesarenaa ..ha ha"
R: "Er..yes ..but i mean...books laam padikka maatiyaa?"
N: "ha ha..i was just kidding...R..nee enna think pandrannu puriyudhu.. hubby yey illa ...epdi 'kid'ding nu dhaaney? ha ha"
'iva enna plan panni kavukkaraalaa? ...illa anju nimishathla namma apdi oru impression create pannitomaa??'
R: "he he"
N: "i love reading books actually.... my favorite author is Asimov.. have you read asimov.. padichirkiyaa?"
R: "Er..um..yes...of course...Asimov is my favorite too"
N: "wow...endha book unku romba pidikkum? i love 'Rest of the Robots'"
R: "wow..coincidence... enakkum 'Rest of the Robots' dhaan favorite"
N: "sooper... adhula unakku endha chapter romba pidikkum R?"
'pochu da.. sethen"
R: "ella chapter um..."
N:"hey c'mon... there must be some particualar scene or chapter that you would have loved..right"
R: "oh ... yes..."
N: "which one?"
R: "indha Robots laam oru thenna maram keezha ukkarndhu rest edukumey... the rest of the robots...andha chapter... he he"
N: "ha ha ha...man... u crack me up..u are such a ... ha ha"
R manages a few more mokkais from N in the next ten minutes and he decides to rush out of the place as soon as possible. R and N reach college and part ways after saying good bye. R goes straight to his hostel room , jumps onto his bed, burries his head into the pillow. He slowly drifts into sleep.
In his dreams appears the holy but familiar and magnetic face of Saint Gilmananda... The saint utters to him one dialogue that R never forgot in his life.
The exact words of Gilmanada were this.
"Maganey... Vaazhkayila oruthi ya pidichaalum worthy a pidikanum !"
Suddenly R wakes up and picks up his cellphone and messages something. We don't know what or whom he messaged, but the expert crew's best guess is this
"Hi P !!!"
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(i)Gin walks into R's room humming a song..
(ii) gives an idea to R.
(iii) when R executes it Gin is no where to be found.
(iv) R screws up.
(v) Gin laughs his a** out.
Huh,I always thought my blog had a complicated structure, but hey, its afterall the five points listed above. Five simple points. One after the other. Much like the Software development life cycle .
Analyze->Design->Implement->Test->Curse_Your_manager.
Its always the same and huh, why wouldn't people get bored doing the same thing.
That raises the question -- Is my pretty little blog dying? Well My answer: No folks, its certainly not dying, it just needs some dyeing - u know, to make it look ...say...for the lack of a better word...sexier! I am definitely not planning to add random nayanthara photos to the blog (btw,you can find better ones here: Random Nayanthara pics), but do something different. But that shall wait for a while. For now, lets finish of this lecture. It might appear in the final exam, so you guys better take notes!
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Chori Chori Jab- PART 2
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At the Pizza hut.
R has never entered a pizza hut before. He is just about to step in when he looks at a wierd looking bell hanging in front. Yes, its a hanging bell!!! The type that you probably last saw in a fifth grade tamizh text book where a cow (holy cow!) rings it standing in front of Manunidhi chozhan's palace because his son had run a chariot over the cow's kid and the cow who knew Manu granted justice to everyone irrespective of caste, creed, color, sex, orientation or the number of legs one had, walked swiftly with all four legs to the palace seeking justice for its case! (This also reminds the author of the brilliant king solomon who tricked the false mother who claimed for a baby by asking if it can be cut into two and divided between the mothers. The false mother accepts while the true one does not.. and there you go, justice served and the world is at peace!!
How easy it would be if the terrorists were of the same intelligence as the false mother...anyway, no author sentiments allowed in the blog. so this will end here.)
'enna da idhu...kadaya vittu veliya pogum podhu bell adikaraanunga! ivanungala purinjikavey mudiyalayey... '
N shows a table and they get seated.
N is still seen yawning.
N: "sorry R, i am kinda feeling sleepy... adhanaala dhaan am yawning"
R: " cha cha... paravaalla N ... infact unna oru question kekatumaa?"
N: "?"
R: "nee yawn pannum podhu pakkathula irukaravangalum yawn pannuvaanga... adhu yen theriyumaa?"
N: "i don't know..some molecules some gas..some funda like that?"
R: "he he.."
N: "hey c'mon...tell me... naan studies la konch weak man"
R : "idhukku sanga thamizhla oru poem irukku... "
N: "what????"
R: "yawn petra inbam peruga ivvaiyagam"
N: "omg... man...you are hopeless"
'aah...enna ivalum hopeless ngra.. ayyo..mokka joke adikaradhu naaladhaano?.... control pannu da...control,CONTROL...indha situation la Gin irundhaa evlo gethaa handle pannuvaan...nee dhaan Gin nnu nenachikko... ippo continue pannu'
N: "ok R... am actually hungry... should we order?"
R: "of cors... orderadhunaalum ok ...paadaradhunaalum ok..he he..never mind...order pannu"
N: "hmm.... pick your choice... pizza or pasta?"
R: "he he...naan rajkiran fan N..so pizza vendaam..eppavumey pasta dhaan!"
N: "rajkiran ?? purila"
R :"rajkiran u don't know...avaru oru super duper old tamizh hero..."
N: "ok..so how does it matter?"
R: "simple... avaru films la ellar melayum avaru pasta apdiyey alli kottuvaaru...so adhaan naanum pasta order panna sonnen...ha ha"
N :"huh...i don't believe this....i just don't..unku moola kolmbi pochaa?"
'ayyayo... marubadiyum mokka vaangiteney..ponnungalukku pidicha maadhiri behave pannanumnu Gin sollirukaan...in his own words: one should try and be casual, ordinary , relaxed, unusual, extraordinary and excited at the same time...aah..engayo idikudhey.. anyway... konja neram pesama irundhu paappom...'
R remains silent for the next ten minutes.
N: "enna R... silent a irka?"
R: "enakku enna pesaradhuney theriyala"
N: "nervous a irukka?"
R: "hmm..aamaam.."
N:"enna thangachi maadhiri nenchuko...ellam seri aaidum"
R: "cha cha...illa...actually nervous aa laam illa.. "
N: "appo thangachi vendaam... ha ha...apdi dhaaney?"
R :"enakku coffee venum...thala konjam lesaa valikudhu..inga kedaikuma?"
N: "we'll go to coffee day after this...pakathula dhaan"
R: "ahem...ok"
N: "unkku endha coffee romb pidikkum?"
R: "narasus...i mean..."
N: "wait wait wait....lemme guess..."
R: "appa...ok.."
N: "unku pudcha coffee....'mokka'chillo...ha ha ha...correct?"
R: "he he...yes..correct ...exactly!"
'idhu othu varra maadhiri theriyala...route change!'
R: "N...un hobbies enna?"
N: "enakku hobbies um kedayadhu hubby's um kedayadhu.. ha ha.. unna maadhiriyey pesarenaa ..ha ha"
R: "Er..yes ..but i mean...books laam padikka maatiyaa?"
N: "ha ha..i was just kidding...R..nee enna think pandrannu puriyudhu.. hubby yey illa ...epdi 'kid'ding nu dhaaney? ha ha"
'iva enna plan panni kavukkaraalaa? ...illa anju nimishathla namma apdi oru impression create pannitomaa??'
R: "he he"
N: "i love reading books actually.... my favorite author is Asimov.. have you read asimov.. padichirkiyaa?"
R: "Er..um..yes...of course...Asimov is my favorite too"
N: "wow...endha book unku romba pidikkum? i love 'Rest of the Robots'"
R: "wow..coincidence... enakkum 'Rest of the Robots' dhaan favorite"
N: "sooper... adhula unakku endha chapter romba pidikkum R?"
'pochu da.. sethen"
R: "ella chapter um..."
N:"hey c'mon... there must be some particualar scene or chapter that you would have loved..right"
R: "oh ... yes..."
N: "which one?"
R: "indha Robots laam oru thenna maram keezha ukkarndhu rest edukumey... the rest of the robots...andha chapter... he he"
N: "ha ha ha...man... u crack me up..u are such a ... ha ha"
R manages a few more mokkais from N in the next ten minutes and he decides to rush out of the place as soon as possible. R and N reach college and part ways after saying good bye. R goes straight to his hostel room , jumps onto his bed, burries his head into the pillow. He slowly drifts into sleep.
In his dreams appears the holy but familiar and magnetic face of Saint Gilmananda... The saint utters to him one dialogue that R never forgot in his life.
The exact words of Gilmanada were this.
"Maganey... Vaazhkayila oruthi ya pidichaalum worthy a pidikanum !"
Suddenly R wakes up and picks up his cellphone and messages something. We don't know what or whom he messaged, but the expert crew's best guess is this
"Hi P !!!"
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Thursday, June 3, 2010
Chori Chori jab - PART 1
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Gin walks into R's room on a lazy saturday morning singing "unmayil naanum yoggiyan dhaanadi unnai paarkumvarai.... ada minsaaram en meedhu paaigindradhey...." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmGSDytBBPk&feature=related) .
R: "dei...avan avan sanikezhama kaalaila current cut nnu kadi la okkarndhirukaan.... situation song paadriyaa...shut up the naansanse"
Gin: "seri vudu.. vera paatu paadaren... 'aval parandhu ponaaley.... "
R: " ayyo..stop it da... onnu solren kettuko.. naan studies la theevirama gudhkalaamnu mudivu pannitten... placement time... cutting edge technology la vela seyya naan evlo kashta pattu padichittu irukken theriyumaa...."
Gin: "machi what a coincidence da... ippo dhaan saloon poittu vandhen.... owner kku kadaila velaikku aal venumnu kettaaru... ... cutting edge technology la dhaan vela....romba laam padichirukka vendaamaan da... try pandriya?"
R: "you are hopeless da"
Gin:"what a coincidence again da! nethu P unna paathu idhey dhaan sonnannu Q sonna... ha ha... enna sandaya marubadiyum?"
R: "life is hell da"
Gin: "yenna da aachu? ippadi salichukara?"
R: "u know what...naan mudhal murai P a paakum podhu, enakulla oru enam theriyadha feeling erpattuchu da...but its not there anymore"
Gin:(laughs) "machi... Dennis Ritchie C programming book padi da.... 'enum' therinja feeling varum"
R: "bloody geek....en vaazhkaya unakku sirippa pochilla?"
Gin: "dei.. enna dhaan problem ...sonaa dhaaney theriyum"
R: "we are not getting along well da"
Gin: "machan... onnu solren kettukko ....miss a romba understand panna try panninaa misunderstandings dhaan minjum... konjam vittu pudikka pazhagikko da"
R:"ennada solra"
Gin: "outside the box think pandra"
R: "dei...ennada solra...appo vera oru ponnukku try panna solriyaa?"
Gin: "aah... naan apdi sollavey illayey... but still...oru bayangara idea thonradhu... solren kekkariya..."
R: "shoot"
Gin:" next week namma college la inter-college meet. Veli college ponnunga neraya varuvaanga ... "
R:(with a wide grin) "intro vaangi kudu da ..please da"
Gin: "alayaadha.... ennayum yaarum madhikka maataanga"
R: "appo epdi da?"
Gin: "kavala padadha... varushaa varusham indha inter-college meet la neraya stalls poduvaanga"
R: "yes...paathirukken da.... juice kada stalls, milaga bhajji stalls, mega size appala stalls, dart board stall...anga kuri paathu nadula dart a erinjaa krackjack biscuit packet laam tharuvaangaley.....theriyum da"
Gin: " sutham... dei.. jukebox nnu oru stall irukkum...paathirukiya?"
R: "illa da... anga enna kedaikkum?"
Gin: "sonpappadi kedaikkum...vaangi saaptu vandhu hostel la thoongu..."
R: "dei...sorry da...idea solda"
Gin:" huh... gavanamaa kettuko... juke box na adhu oru vithiyasamaana concept"
R: "ok"
Gin:"yaaravadhu peru solli...oru paatum sonna....andha person kku andha paata nee dedicate pandrannu announce pannuvaanga!"
R: "super idea da... epdi da idhelaam yosikaraanga"
Gin: "nera ponnungaloda pesa therama illadha pasanga laam manikanakka discuss panni create panna idea idhu... idha use panni random a oru ponnu peru solli avalukku random a oru song dedicate pannu... aprom nee enga irukkannum announce panna sollu.... kandippa edhavadhu workout aagum"
R: "random a oru ponnu peraa.....kashtamaachey da"
Gin: "seri..oru dry run povom.... edhavadhu oru ponnu peru solli oru paatu sollu"
R: (thinks for a while) : "ok....ponnu peru gowri... song 'paattu paadavaa...paadam solla vaa' ... epdi...gethaa?"
Gin: "dei...gowri ya....ambiguous name da... gowrishankar nnu payyan evanavadhu vandu ninaannaa enna pannuva?.... nee solra paatu vera 'then nilavu' padam nu nenaikaren....risk machan...damage aayidum"
R: "aahaa ...ok... appo neeyey solda.... edhavadhu oru nalla combination"
Gin: "ponnu peru neha.... song: 'chori chori jab nazreen mili' ... ok?"
R:" dei...neha vaa? romba rare name maadhiri irukkey da"
Gin: "orkut la tamizh naattu college communities la yey thedi thedi nee romba time waste pannittannu nenaikaren.... ella culturals kkum oru 'neha' , oru 'pooja' , oru 'sheetal' kandippa varuvaanga da...nee dhairiyama try pannu"
R: "dei... nee irukara dhairiyam dhaan"
Gin: "machi...actually naan adutha vaaram oorla irukka maaten...so u r on ur own"
R: "ada paavi"
Gin: "edhavadhu doubt irundhaa enakku call pannu da... en cellphone roaming la dhaan irukkum...kandippa attend pannuven...kandippa!!"
R:" ok "
Gin: "Ok.Deal!"
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Inter-college culturals meet.
Guy At Jukebox Area(GAJA) : "yes please"
R : "hai... "
GAJA: "hello...your name dood"
R: "hai ..."
GAJA:"sorry"
R: "R"
GAJA: "person dedicating to?"
R: "Neha ... he he"
GAJA(looks up for a second) :" kewl"
R:"he he"
GAJA: "which number"
R: "number?? "
GAJA: "which number u wanna dedicate dude?"
R: "umm... eh... nineteen"
GAJA: "sorry...what was that?"
R: "song... here ?"
GAJA: (wierd look)"yep...which one?"
R :"cheri cheri jab"
GAJA : "u mean chori chori jab?"
R: "yes yes...and please tell i am standing in front of college gate with id card" (And he rushes out )
GAJA(to himself):"huh...crazy guys this college has got!"
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R keeps on calling Gin for five minutes but gets the same message
"indha vaadikayaalar ungalai madhikkavillai !"
Twenty minutes later:
A beautiful girl walks up to R
"Excuse me... are you R?"
R: "wow..i mean...yes"
"I am Neha... nice to meet you" (Offers hand. A trembling handshake happens)
R: "hai Neha..."
N: "Hey dood... why don't we talk over a pizza...wat say?"
R: "pizza..oh adhuvaa...yeah...sure"
N: "enku pizza romb pidkoom .. unku?"
R: "wow...tamizhaaa ??..enakku tamizh ponnunga naa...i mean...pizza naa romba pidikkum!!!!!"
N: "ha ha...yep...tamil dhaan...konch konch varum...but settled in bombay u know.... so wheres your car dood?"
R: "car aa... he he...my car is in the showroom still!"
N: "ha ha...gud one! so then epdi porom Pizza hut ku?"
R: "epdi poganum unga...unakku?"
N: "ur call"
R: "ok...call taxi la yey polaam..costly dhaan..paravaalaa "
R sits near driver and keeps on discussing mileage of the call taxi, number of gears and other non-trivial stuff with the driver while N sits behind and yawns. After a 20 minutes drive to RS-puram, they finally reach Pizza hut!
[part-2 coming soon]
Gin walks into R's room on a lazy saturday morning singing "unmayil naanum yoggiyan dhaanadi unnai paarkumvarai.... ada minsaaram en meedhu paaigindradhey...." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmGSDytBBPk&feature=related) .
R: "dei...avan avan sanikezhama kaalaila current cut nnu kadi la okkarndhirukaan.... situation song paadriyaa...shut up the naansanse"
Gin: "seri vudu.. vera paatu paadaren... 'aval parandhu ponaaley.... "
R: " ayyo..stop it da... onnu solren kettuko.. naan studies la theevirama gudhkalaamnu mudivu pannitten... placement time... cutting edge technology la vela seyya naan evlo kashta pattu padichittu irukken theriyumaa...."
Gin: "machi what a coincidence da... ippo dhaan saloon poittu vandhen.... owner kku kadaila velaikku aal venumnu kettaaru... ... cutting edge technology la dhaan vela....romba laam padichirukka vendaamaan da... try pandriya?"
R: "you are hopeless da"
Gin:"what a coincidence again da! nethu P unna paathu idhey dhaan sonnannu Q sonna... ha ha... enna sandaya marubadiyum?"
R: "life is hell da"
Gin: "yenna da aachu? ippadi salichukara?"
R: "u know what...naan mudhal murai P a paakum podhu, enakulla oru enam theriyadha feeling erpattuchu da...but its not there anymore"
Gin:(laughs) "machi... Dennis Ritchie C programming book padi da.... 'enum' therinja feeling varum"
R: "bloody geek....en vaazhkaya unakku sirippa pochilla?"
Gin: "dei.. enna dhaan problem ...sonaa dhaaney theriyum"
R: "we are not getting along well da"
Gin: "machan... onnu solren kettukko ....miss a romba understand panna try panninaa misunderstandings dhaan minjum... konjam vittu pudikka pazhagikko da"
R:"ennada solra"
Gin: "outside the box think pandra"
R: "dei...ennada solra...appo vera oru ponnukku try panna solriyaa?"
Gin: "aah... naan apdi sollavey illayey... but still...oru bayangara idea thonradhu... solren kekkariya..."
R: "shoot"
Gin:" next week namma college la inter-college meet. Veli college ponnunga neraya varuvaanga ... "
R:(with a wide grin) "intro vaangi kudu da ..please da"
Gin: "alayaadha.... ennayum yaarum madhikka maataanga"
R: "appo epdi da?"
Gin: "kavala padadha... varushaa varusham indha inter-college meet la neraya stalls poduvaanga"
R: "yes...paathirukken da.... juice kada stalls, milaga bhajji stalls, mega size appala stalls, dart board stall...anga kuri paathu nadula dart a erinjaa krackjack biscuit packet laam tharuvaangaley.....theriyum da"
Gin: " sutham... dei.. jukebox nnu oru stall irukkum...paathirukiya?"
R: "illa da... anga enna kedaikkum?"
Gin: "sonpappadi kedaikkum...vaangi saaptu vandhu hostel la thoongu..."
R: "dei...sorry da...idea solda"
Gin:" huh... gavanamaa kettuko... juke box na adhu oru vithiyasamaana concept"
R: "ok"
Gin:"yaaravadhu peru solli...oru paatum sonna....andha person kku andha paata nee dedicate pandrannu announce pannuvaanga!"
R: "super idea da... epdi da idhelaam yosikaraanga"
Gin: "nera ponnungaloda pesa therama illadha pasanga laam manikanakka discuss panni create panna idea idhu... idha use panni random a oru ponnu peru solli avalukku random a oru song dedicate pannu... aprom nee enga irukkannum announce panna sollu.... kandippa edhavadhu workout aagum"
R: "random a oru ponnu peraa.....kashtamaachey da"
Gin: "seri..oru dry run povom.... edhavadhu oru ponnu peru solli oru paatu sollu"
R: (thinks for a while) : "ok....ponnu peru gowri... song 'paattu paadavaa...paadam solla vaa' ... epdi...gethaa?"
Gin: "dei...gowri ya....ambiguous name da... gowrishankar nnu payyan evanavadhu vandu ninaannaa enna pannuva?.... nee solra paatu vera 'then nilavu' padam nu nenaikaren....risk machan...damage aayidum"
R: "aahaa ...ok... appo neeyey solda.... edhavadhu oru nalla combination"
Gin: "ponnu peru neha.... song: 'chori chori jab nazreen mili' ... ok?"
R:" dei...neha vaa? romba rare name maadhiri irukkey da"
Gin: "orkut la tamizh naattu college communities la yey thedi thedi nee romba time waste pannittannu nenaikaren.... ella culturals kkum oru 'neha' , oru 'pooja' , oru 'sheetal' kandippa varuvaanga da...nee dhairiyama try pannu"
R: "dei... nee irukara dhairiyam dhaan"
Gin: "machi...actually naan adutha vaaram oorla irukka maaten...so u r on ur own"
R: "ada paavi"
Gin: "edhavadhu doubt irundhaa enakku call pannu da... en cellphone roaming la dhaan irukkum...kandippa attend pannuven...kandippa!!"
R:" ok "
Gin: "Ok.Deal!"
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Inter-college culturals meet.
Guy At Jukebox Area(GAJA) : "yes please"
R : "hai... "
GAJA: "hello...your name dood"
R: "hai ..."
GAJA:"sorry"
R: "R"
GAJA: "person dedicating to?"
R: "Neha ... he he"
GAJA(looks up for a second) :" kewl"
R:"he he"
GAJA: "which number"
R: "number?? "
GAJA: "which number u wanna dedicate dude?"
R: "umm... eh... nineteen"
GAJA: "sorry...what was that?"
R: "song... here ?"
GAJA: (wierd look)"yep...which one?"
R :"cheri cheri jab"
GAJA : "u mean chori chori jab?"
R: "yes yes...and please tell i am standing in front of college gate with id card" (And he rushes out )
GAJA(to himself):"huh...crazy guys this college has got!"
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R keeps on calling Gin for five minutes but gets the same message
"indha vaadikayaalar ungalai madhikkavillai !"
Twenty minutes later:
A beautiful girl walks up to R
"Excuse me... are you R?"
R: "wow..i mean...yes"
"I am Neha... nice to meet you" (Offers hand. A trembling handshake happens)
R: "hai Neha..."
N: "Hey dood... why don't we talk over a pizza...wat say?"
R: "pizza..oh adhuvaa...yeah...sure"
N: "enku pizza romb pidkoom .. unku?"
R: "wow...tamizhaaa ??..enakku tamizh ponnunga naa...i mean...pizza naa romba pidikkum!!!!!"
N: "ha ha...yep...tamil dhaan...konch konch varum...but settled in bombay u know.... so wheres your car dood?"
R: "car aa... he he...my car is in the showroom still!"
N: "ha ha...gud one! so then epdi porom Pizza hut ku?"
R: "epdi poganum unga...unakku?"
N: "ur call"
R: "ok...call taxi la yey polaam..costly dhaan..paravaalaa "
R sits near driver and keeps on discussing mileage of the call taxi, number of gears and other non-trivial stuff with the driver while N sits behind and yawns. After a 20 minutes drive to RS-puram, they finally reach Pizza hut!
[part-2 coming soon]
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