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Friday, February 12, 2010

TOP 10 Reasons why you MUST be a Gilma and feel PROUD about it.

As the V Day nears, its important not to lose heart. Lets take a look back and remember why its great for you to be a Gilma.

10) In the world of gilma, anything that is serious in nature will never be big , including this post.

9) Where there is a gilma, there will be lot of humour and laughter.

8) Gilmas save a lot of money on gifts which they dont have to buy and phone calls they dont have to make.

7) Gilmas save a lot of money on treats which they never have to give. Even when they do give it to other gilmas, its enough to give it in bakeries,vada kadai,shanti sagar..etc as opposed to mainland china and little Italy.

6) On valentine's day and other such days, gilmas need not fear sriram sena,shiv sena and other such senas. Allegations that some gilmas donate secret funds to these senas is false.

5) Gilmas dont have to waste their time and effort accompanying the "other" for shopping and to pretend to be interested in things they least care about. They do what pleases their heart and eat what pleases their tongue.

4) Gilma being an infinitely large group, a gilma is never lonely. Also he is never low on morale since for any kevalam that a gilma receives, there is atleast one other gilma who has received a much bigger kevalam.

3) As opposed to popular misconception, Marriage is not the end of Gilmaism. For some, it is just the beginning. So fear not , if you are married already. You can still do something stupid this V-day and feel proud about it.

2) The very fact that god has given eyes that can look easily at someone opposite you than the "one" walking next to you is another philosophical reason why you can chose be a Gilma.

1) If you are still not sure and need expert assistance, please contact our help centre. One of our representatives will convince you that the following two strong phrases being anagrams of each other is not merely a coincidence afterall.

"Valentine Camper - Grim Soul !"
" True gilmas - never complain !"



4 comments:

ConvertedGilma said...

The Ultimate One: "You never need to spoil your sanctified relations in the mobile" Like "Cute Ma".

கலைவாணன் said...

Awesome anagram!!
Gilmanandaya namaha!!!

Sindhu said...

Point two and seven sema gethu!! I am thinking if I should also become part of the elite society now ;)

Gin said...

@Sindhu, thanks! btw gilmas are found in all parts of the world... you can register at your nearest branch and join the group !!!