Vaayulla pulla pozhaikaadhu!

Dear friends, this post is dedicated to all of you who motivated me to write this blog again after almost a gap of two years! Thank you so much ! Let me get started as soon as possible before my STML kicks in! (Short Term Motivation Loss)

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Time: YAWN - Yet Another Weekend Noon.
Location: Keeps changing, currently near Murugeshpalya pizza hut signal, Bangalore.

Gin: "Ippo enga porom nu solla poriya illaya?"

R: "Solren, solren... konjam avasara padaama vaa"

Gin: "Dei, Saturday madhyanam..  aniyayama veyyil-la bike la oru mani nerama theru theruva suthittu irukkom.. naan idhukaaga ennelaam miss pannittu vandhirukken theriyuma?"

R: "ukkum.. perusa ennatha miss pannirukka pora? adhu enna program? aan... 'Masterchef Puliyambatti - Season 3' .. adha dhaaney miss panna? ..kavala padadha... unnoda favourite chef 'Aafbaayil Alamelu' dhaan indha season um win pannuvaa"

Gin: "dei.. avangala pathi unakeppadi da theriyum? Neeyum Allu fan a?"

R: "Mannangatti.. nethu un laptop a nondi paathen...Aaafbayil Alamelu va wallpaper a vecha mudhal tamizhan ngra peruma unakku dhaan da... adhu mattuma... avalukku oru wikipedia page vera create pannirukka ...unnelaam thiruthavey mudiyaadhu"

Gin: "She is my idol da...ivlo chinna vayasula ennavaa samaikara... eppadi Ekalaivan dronacharyar-a paathey ambu vida kathukitaano..adhu maadhiri naanum Allu va paathey.."

R: "theriyum..nee sollavey theva illa"

Gin: "Veg omeltte panna kathukitten-nu solla vandhen da"

R: "Dronacharyar Ekalaivan kitta katta-verala kettu vaangikitaar... adhey maadhiri Alamelu.."

Gin: "En idhayatha keppa nu solriya... kudukka thayaaraa irukken da."

R: "dei dei.. Ekalaivan dhairiyama katta-verala yen vetti kuduthaan theriyuma? Mahabharatha kaalathula whatsapp illa ngra orey kaaranathunaala dhaaney .. seri seri vara vendiya edathukku vandhuttom.. erangu"

At this point, R stops the bike, gets down and parks it behind a tree and starts walking discreetly towards a house. Gin follows with a puzzled expression.

Gin: (in a hush hush tone) "Dei, engada vandhirukkom... idhu rombavey posh residential area maadhiri irukkey da.. ella veetlayum ottaga size la naai irukum da...kadicha pathu kilo solid flesh..pathey nimishathula gaali"

R: "nalladhu dhaaney... unakkelaam vera epdi dhaan weight kurayum? pathaayiram rooba kuduthu power yoga class join panna..naalu naal aavadhu poniya?"

Gin: "Dei, andha soga kadhaya yen kekkara.. mudhal naaley paadhi class la andha mallu yoga teacher oda valadhu kai kulla avanga idadhu kaalum, idadhu kai kulla valadhu kaalum maati adhukku nadula irundha gap la kazhuthum maatikichu.."

R: "ada paavmey"

Gin:"Aprom spanner, screw driver laam vechu students ellam kai kaala thani thaniya pirichu vittom.. yoga class-ey oru mechanical engineering practicals exam poittu vandha maadhiri aayidichu"

R: "aah..nee sonnadhu correct da.. adho andha veetla oru naai nambala veriyoda paathuttu irukku"

Gin: "Indha panakaara naai-galey ipdi dhaan"

R: "Yennada dhideernu sambandhamey illama communist maadhiri pesara.... kathi pada inspiration a?"


Gin: "adhilla da... ippolaam sila panakaara ponnunga, avanga veetu naai-kutti ku kooda facebook account create pandraangalaam.. aprom daily andha naai kutty account la oru post vera varum... 'Hey check out my vaal nu..'"

R: "ayyo..seri konjam pesama variya..naai paanjida pogudhu"

Gin: "adhula oru naai per enna theriyuma? Pogo Reddy.. paavam Pogo.. he is in a complicated relatioship with Maggie Sinha.... Maggie sinha yaaru theriyumo?"

R: "Pakathu veetu poona dhaaney?"

Gin: "Dei epdi da kandupudicha? Sherlock holmes sithappa payyan nu prove pannitta da"

R: "kadavuley... enna distract pannama konjam variya..."

Gin: "ippo enna dhaan panna porom? Kidnap? Murder? Naan venumna ennoda kerchief aala mugatha moodikavaa?..ayyayo..kerchief kondu vara marandhuteney... takkunu veetukku poi eduthuttu vandhiduvoma?"

R: "ayyo ramaa... oru mukyamana vishayathukaaga vandhirukkom...neram varum podhu ennanu unakey puriyum"

Gin: "Yenda Baba pada Sujatha maadhiri confuse pandra"

At this point, R and Gin reach a petty shop just outside a huge bungalow. R starts a conversation with the shopkeeper.

R: "bhaiyya, namaskara... ikkada nenu..meeru..."

Shopkeeper: "Thambi..tamizha?"

R:" avnandi"

Shopkeeper: "Appo tamizhlayey pesu pa.."

R: "Dr. E veedu idhey kadha?"

Shopkeeper: "Aamaam"

R: "Doctor ghar lo vunnara?"

Shopkeeper: "Nee doctor a paaka vandha maadhiri therilayey... Doctor oda daugther Q va paaka vandha maadhiri irukkey"

Gin: "Ennadhu Q va? machaan, nee dhaan da nanban.."

R: (silences Gin and turns to the shopkeeper): "cha cha... naanga doctor a avasarama paakanum... it's an emergency...it's a matter of life and death"

Shopkeeper: "Oh apdiya...seri ulla ponga"

R and Gin open the huge gates and slowly enter inside.

Shopkeeper (to himself): "Matter of life and death a?... dei dei... pal doctor kitta ennada emergency?...oorla irundhu Q vandhuda koodadhey... odaney queue la vandhu ninnuduvaanunga..porukki pasanga"

After 200 seconds.
Gin and R wait outside the door after knocking it several times.

Gin: "Machaan... Q oda appa doctor a da? Ithana naal idhu theriyama pochey.."

R: "Therinjirundha enna panniruppa?"

Gin: "naanum MBBS padichu orey varushathula periya collector aagaradhu badhila oru periya..."

R: "Ippo nirutha poriya illaya?"

Gin: "Machan... adhu seri... Q Bangalore vandhirukka nu unakku epdi da theriyum? and idhu dhaan ava veedu nu epdi kandupidicha?"

R: "P sonna"

Gin:"Oh, ippo Q va kootittu veliya poi oor sutharom..adhaaney plan"

R: "Kitta thatta"

At this point, the door opens and Dr E, aged about 70, short, weak and with a walking stick, looks up at them

Dr. E (with a trembling voice): "Yes Gentlemen,  how can i help you?"

R: "Sir, naan dhaan R.. ungalukku morning call pannirundheney"

Dr. E: "Oh nee dhaan R a? edho emergency nu sonniyey pa...enna problem thambi un pal-lula?"

R: "Pallu la ya?"

Dr. E: "aamaam..  am a retired dentist...you know that, right?"

R: "um...i mean...of course...ungala pathi theriyadhavanga irukka mudiyuma sir"

Dr. E: "seri.. yenna pa prachana unakku?"

Gin: "vayasu prachana sir"

Dr. E: " What??"

R: "Sir, voice prachana nu solraan sir... ivan dhaan sir Gin... ivanukku dhaan... vaayelaam..kozhuppu..i mean... pallu... aanaa paavam..pallelaam sotha... adhanaala ozhunga pesavey mudila sir... konjam paathu seri pannunga sir"


Gin: "Dei...ennada solra!!"

Dr. E (as he turns to go in): "Indha kaalathu youngsters laam pal-la ozhunga gavanikaradhey illa...seri ulla vaanga..."

Dr. E slowly walks in.

R: "Machaan...konjam adjust pannu da"

Gin: "Dei...Sotha pal-la seri panna  sothayey ezhudhi vechavanga pala pera enakku theriyum da... aniyayama ipdi kothu vittutiyey da"

R: "Machan .. adjust panna sonnadhu adha illa da"

Gin: "Aprom edha?... (looks down).. pant laam ozhunga dhaaney irukku"

R: "machi.. indha Q andha Q illa da"

Gin: "Ennadhu??"

R: "aamaam da.. Ivar ponnu namma class Q illa da...iva perum Q dhaan...aana  indha Q, P oda school bestie"

Gin: "bestie a?? ennada kozhapara?"

R: "Bangalore ku vacation ku appa va paaka vandhirukka...aana romba bore adikiradhala oor suthanumnu aasapadaraalaam... so P dhaan enna oor sutha kootittu po nu sonna"

Gin: "Adhukku yen da en pal-la goal podareenga?"

R: "Ava yenga veliya ponaalum avangappavum koodavey varaaraam..so thaniya poganumnaa avanga appa va tackle pannanum...adhukku dhaan indha master plan"

Gin: "Dei master chef paathuttu irundhavana master plan pottu kavukka paakariya?nalla kadhaya irukkey... ippo naan solren plan kelu.. nee operation panniko da..naan avala veliya kootittu poren..  (shouts) Dr.E ... Dr. E... "

Dr.E (from inside the room): "Mr.Gin .. unga vali puriyidhu... konjam poruthukonga.. oru anju nimisham.. i will set up the operation theatre as fast as my age permits me"

Gin: "yennadhu operation theatre a?? naasama pochu"

At this point Q enters the hall and R runs across, away from Gin, to greet her. They both talk for a minute and slowly move towards the exit of the house. Before stepping out, they both turn towards Gin and wave at him and disappear.

A voice is heard from inside

"Yes Mr.Gin, all set and ready... oru 15 years break aprom first time operation panna poren... kaiyellaam konjam nadungudhu..paravalla...experiment panni paapom"



-------After a few minutes. Gin is seen lying on the dental operation recliner chair with a fear struck face-------

Dr. E: "Oorla ithana dentists irundhum yen pa enakku phone panneenga?"

Gin: " (to himself) aamaam ivar periya jessy.. (to Dr. E) adhu.. just kuthu-madhippa dial pannom sir.. unga number maatikichu"

Dr. E: "Ennadhu?"

Gin: "I mean.. just dial la kudutha number la pannom nu sonnen sir"

Dr. E: " oh i see.. Ippolaam naan friends and family ku mattum dhaan treatment pandren.. adhaan neenga epdi kandupudicheenga nnu oru doubt"


Gin: "Sir, acutually adhu oru very good policy.....unga policy a naan kedukalaamo? actually policy na odaney dhaan nyabagam varudhu..enakku insurance kooda illa sir.. naan poi insurance eduthuttu naalaikku vandhu operation a continue pannikareney"


Dr. E: "kavala padaadha Gin... ettey ettu pallu dhaan pudunga poren..avlodhaan... just eight ... adhu seri... nee endha company la vela paakara?"

Gin: "Pay-pal"

Dr.E :"very good! appo extra rendu palla sethey pudingidalaam.. ha ha..just joking"

Gin: "Yov!"

Dr. E: "kavala padadha pa.. it's a very simple oral procedure"

Gin: "Sir, naan UKG la yey oral exam la moonu vaati fail aayirukken... konjam consider pannunga sir"

Dr. E(as he picks up a sharp knife): "UKG la fail aaniya? yen pa?"

Gin:" Pallavi miss class ku pogama marathukadila okkarndhu pallanguzhi aadittu irundhen sir..adhan...ippo pal-ellam-kuzhi kuzhi a aakka poreenga..annaikku Pallavi..innnaikku palvali.... karma sir, karma"



Dr. E: (as he picks up a even sharper knife and nods in agreement to himself that this is the knife to use) "Un mind a divert panna ellam bayamum poidum.. let me play the radio.."

Dr. E switches on the FM. The song plays:
'♪ ♫ Pal pal pal .. pal har pal har pal ♪ ♫ ♫'

Gin: "Sir, adha dhayavu senju adha off pandreengala?"

Dr. E : "Ok, if you wish so... (switches off) en ponnu Q ippo dhaan veliya pona.. illana  ava senja pal payasatha..i mean paal payasatha eduthuttu vara solliruppen"

Gin: "naasama pochu (thinks for a second)...sir, inga rest room enga irukku? "

Dr. E: (gives direction).

Gin (to himself): "ESCAPE!!!"


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6 PM.

R's phone vibrates.

Two message received.

Message 1:
Sender: Gin
Message: " Oru mellisaana kodu. Adhukku indha pakkam naan nallavan. andha pakkam pallavan!! Puriyala illa? Puriyum"
Message 2:
Sender: P
Message: "I clearly told you to ask Gin to take Q out. How dare you took her out?! Forget our next weekend Goa plans. Good bye"


6:30 PM.
Gin's phone vibrates.One message received.
Sender: (unknown)
Message: "Hey, this is Q. R told me that you'll take me out tomorrow. Now, You spoiled his mood by messaging P.  How could you do this to him? I thought you were R's best pal."



9 PM at dinner.

Gin and R sitting alone in Andhra mess.


R: "Machaan...Goa laam nalla oor a machan?"
Gin: "Cha cha..waste place machan..."


(long pause)

Gin: "Machan... indha Q ponnu epdi machan?"
R: "Cha cha..namakelaam othu varaadhu machan"

(long pause)

Dasavatharam telugu version plays in tv. Gin and R start singing together:

R: "Pal-lai mattum kandaal friendship theriyaadhu"
Gin: "Friendship mattum kandaal palvali theriyadhu"

Cheers and laughter!
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