Besant Nagar Baywatch - part 2

Ok. Here is the deal ppl. I have an exam coming up in another two days or so and my alter ego is busy preparing for it. He wouldn't allow me to sleep, he wouldn't allow me to freak out , he wouldn't allow me to blog... nasty chap he is (oh, yeah am talking abt the alter-ego fellow...not my prof).I just managed to silently sneak out of my study without his knowledge and thought shall quickly update my fav blog before he finds out.  So the deal is this. This post can be short, incomplete , incoherent, nonsensical , mixed up, random, noisy , foolish and may be even with illegible handwriting . Please bear with me on this.

PS: If you are already looking up a doc/psychologist's number to suggest me, please refrain from doing so. I am not schizophrenic at all. (However,I just enrolled for a PhD program and you may derive similar sounding conclusions from it. I will leave that to the imagination of the reader) .
On the other hand If you are a nice person and are thinking that the description in the last two lines of the previous paragraph agrees with any of the posts in this blog and nothing new that was not known before has been told, then smile gently to yourself and proceed further.


Happy reading.


Besant Nagar Baywatch - Part2
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Link to part-1



Gin: Machi... P da... ippo enna panna pora?

R   : iva yen da inga vandha?

Gin : therla da... oru vela project third review kku prepare panna vandhirupaalo?

R   : Dei...

Gin : aprom ennada? beach kku edhukku varuvaanga??? love pannadhaan

R   : Dei!!!

Gin : Nalla uthu paaru... pakathula kandippa brown cooling glass, white belt, green shoes, spike hair style, bike keys oda standard aa
      oruthan irupaaney...

R   : Dei...

Gin : pocket la i-phone... kaadhula i-pod maatirupaaney... hmm..(long sigh) .. ippolaam vaaipaadu theriyadhavan kooda i-pod la dhaan paatu kekkaraan... kaalam kettu pochu machi...
    
R   : dei.... niruthu da .. ava paatukka thaniyaa beach la kaathu vaanga vandhirukka...u know... just for oxygen...thats all..

Gin : aprom naamelaam beachkku kadan vaangavaa varom ?... u know... we also coming... just for oxygen...

R   : seri...ippo enna dhaan solla vara?

Gin : 'kazhudhaikku theriyumaa carbon-di-oxide vaasanai' nnu solla varen...

R   : ayyoo...apdeenaa?

Gin : therilayaayaa... ha ha..appo nee dhaan kazhudhai... ha ha... aaraam class joke da idhu... innamum emaandhukittu irukka .. ha ha

R   : ada thoo... seri ...naan ava kitta poi pesa poren... please...nee vandhu sodhapidaadha...

Gin : any tips?

R   : thevayey illa...naaney poikaren...

Gin : dei... enakku tips oru pathu rooba kuduthuttu podaannu sonnen....

R   : unna thiruthavey mudiyaadhu da...

Gin : naan enna 8th std english composition note aa? thiruthi thappa irundhaa 'rewrite'nu podaradhukku.... kaasa kuduthuttu kelambittey iru da...


R is now seen moving towards P .. That being a weekend, the place is too crowded and after a minute's walk he misses P in the crowd. He turns back and neither finds Gin at the place where he left him. Turns back again to find P at a distance entering into some shop . He thinks for a second and calls Gin.

He hears the following tone

"Neenga dial seidha vaadhikaiyaalar tharpozhudhu bhajji saapittu kondirukiraar.
satru neram kazhithu thodarbu kollavum"

R   : "dei vetti...ava edho kadaikulla poittaa da... ippo enna pandradhu?"

Gin :(in a villainous tone) "evlo selavaanaalum paravaalla...andha kadayaa vaangidu"

R   : "loosu maadhiri pesaadha... ippo andha kadaikkulla pogavaa vendaamaa?"

Gin : "kandippa podaa... poi naturalaa meet pandraa maadhiri meet pannu... aprom un theramaya use panni conversation a continue pannu"

R   : "apdeengara?"

Gin : "seekiram poda... kerala kaaran kadayaa irukka pogudhu... anga irukara malayala pasangalaam paaka gethaa irupaangannu kelvi patirukken!"

R   : "seri...edho solra... poren..."


R rushes towards the shop. Enters it and finds P at a distance.

(At this point, we would silently mention to the reader that R just assumed it was a cloth shop but never noticed the name of the shop whose board in front read as follows:
First line: (small font)     'அங்காளத்தம்மன் துணை '  (Angalathamman thunai)
Second line: (large font):' மகாலட்சுமி மாட்சிங் சென்டர் ' (Mahalatchumi matching center)
Third line (small font) : 'இங்கு அணைத்து வித ரவிக்கை துணிகளும் கிடைக்கும் ' (Ingu anaithu vidha ravikkai thunigalum kidaikkum)


After few minutes of moving around consciously avoiding her view, he suddenly
appears in front of her. P looks at him and is shocked. R manages a similar expression of shock. After a second , somehow hiding the pride of his histrionic skills, he says

R   : "Hey P... enna indha pakkam?"

P   : "mm.. just like that.... nee enna indha pakkam"

R  : "he he...purchase"

P  : "oh..yaarukku... unakka?"

R  : "of cors... enakku dhaan "

P  : "oh.. nee inga adikadi varuviyaa?"

R  : "he he... aamaam... naan eppavumey inga dhaan vaanguven"
P  : "oho... " (tries to control laughing)
R : "u know... i like the customer service here very much... moreover lots of varieties ... en tastekku etha maadhiri kedaikkum"
P : "oho ... " (laughs a little bit more now)
R: "yen sirikara P... "

P : "no no.. nothing..naan vera edo nenachu sirikaren... u go on... un taste enna?"
R : " he he...ippolaam naan full hand dhaan podaren.... adhuvum the ones with... u know...."


(suddenly slows down his tone and looks around)



P goes to 'uncontrollable laughter mode' .

R without even waving good-bye rushes out of the shop before a blink of the eye.







On his way back, his cellphone suddenly vibrates... he stops running and looks at it.

Message 1:
Sender: P

Message: " i am still laughing da ... :) "







Message 2:
Sender: Gin
Message : "Machi...come soon to room... raj-digital-plus la 'rosa poo ravikai kaari' movie start pannitaan...seekiram vaada...semma gilma movie"!!!


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