There are few 'words' in college life that have diametrically opposite meanings. Probably the one that sits somewhere at the top of the list is
'IV- Industrial Visit' .
Would you beleive if someone told you that this word has a musical coating to it? There is a subtle logical proof behind this.
I.V
|-> Industrial Visit
|->Industrial Tour.
|->Tour.
|->Fun Tour.
|->Fun.
|->Games.
|->Games - guys vs gurls.
|->Anthakshari.
===> IV <=> Anthakshari.
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This is an important period in Gin's life. Gin is being respected by not one but two girls for the first time in life.
[Trivia: It is a universal fact that if one girl 'x' who talks well with a guy 'y' , there is always another girl 'x1' in the friend set of 'x' who will also talk well with the same guy 'y'. The proof of the theorem is left as an practical exercise to the interested reader]
Industrial visit to Pondichery!
Gin views it as an golden opportunity. [and so did every other guy in the class, everyone for his own reason. Not to forget to mention the male staff who went along with the students]
There are two girls whom Gin always hangs about with. For simplicity of the discussion, let us assume the two girls are named G1 and G2. There happens one very interesting conversation between Gin, G1 and G2 which probably served as the cementing base for the theory that the world would see and amaze in the later years. Here is the cut short version of the conversation.
G1: "Hey Gin "
Gin: "mmm"
G1 : "Pondicherry kku IV vandirukka.... thanni ellam adikalaya?"
Gin: "Comapany thariyaa? Adippom"
G1 : "Enakku Ok. Iam ready"
Gin: "Adi paavi"
G2 : "Adhaaney paathen... nee dhaan TB patient aachey.... nee epdi thanni adippa?"
Gin: "TB patientaa?? Naana.... enna solra?"
G2 : [smiles to herself]
G1 : Hey ... chumma irudi.... [and now she starts smiling]
Gin: [smiling too...for reasons that only god knew] ... Hey enna ya solreenga.... edho kalaikareengannu puriyudhu...aanaa ennannu dhaan theriyala"
G1: Adha vidu Gin... enakku idha sollu nee..
Gin: Edha vidanum? Edha sollanum?
G1: indha 'G3' romba overaa pandra.... enakku konjam kooda pidikkala... nee ennannu kekka maatiyaa?
Gin : 'G3' yaa?? romba nalla ponaachey ... enna panninaa?
G2 : adhaaney paathen... ayya adhukkulla G3 kku vakkalathu vaaga aarambichitaaru
Gin : chumma sonnen.... indha G3 romba mosamana ponnu... enna suthama madhikka maatengara.... avalukku naan edhukku vakkalathu vaanga poren
G1 : idha naan kandippa G3 kitta solren..
Gin : edhaavadhu plan panni irukeengalaa?? enna theva illama vambula maati vidaadheenga... naan romba nalla payyan...
G2 : aanaa paavam .... TB ....enna pandradhu
Gin : [in a loud voice] ayyo.... inga enna nadakudhu? edhavadhu puriyara maadhiri pesareengala
G1 : unakku ippo enna puriyala?
Gin : neraya puriyala... modhalla enakku TB , enakku TB nnu edhukku solreenga?
G2 : unakku TB nnu naanga sollavey illayey
Gin : aprom?
G2 : nee dhaan TB [laughs loudly]
Gin : naan TB yaa? apdeennaa??
G1 : hey Gin... TB n garadhu unakku naanga vechi irukara nick name !!!
Gin : oh ...apdeenaa enna?
G2 : aai.... adha epdi adhukulla solluvom? neeyey kandupudi paakalaam??
Gin : mmm.... TB??? [Thinks hard] .... Thiagaraja Bhagavadharaa??? naan paatu paaduvennu epdi neenga thappu kanakku poteenga?
G2 : yedhukku unna neeyey kevala paduthikara.... TB n garadhu oru sweet name ... for a sweet guy [smiles]
Gin : [smiles]
G1 : Hey Gin... seri naanga roomkku porom... yosichu vai... naalaikku kaalaila kulla TB naa ennannu kandupidi ..... bye bye... good night...
G2 : Good night Gin
Gin : Good night.... Good Night....
Night moves in snail pace.
The pattern of Gin's breathing that night was observed as below.
TB
TeeBEE
Tb
TBBB
TTTB
TBTBTBTBTBT
TTTTBBBBB
Next Morning.
G1 : Good Morning Gin.
Gin: Good Morning.
G1 : Enna kandu pudichiyaa? TB ?
Gin : mmm.... adha pathi naan yosikkavey illa.... edho sweet name nnu G2 sonna...adha naala nalladhaa dhaan edhavadhu irukummnu assume pannikaren... [laughs]
G1 : romba sweet name Gin.... romba Cute name too.... unakku perfectaa porundhum... G2 dhaan unakku andha peru vechaa....
Gin : Enga ava ? aalayey kaanom.
G1 : Theriyala.... inga dhaan engayaavadhu poiruppa...
Gin : Seri TB naa ennannu sollu pls....
G1 : Ok...sollidaren...aanaa naan sonnennu G2 kitta solladha... she did not want me to tell this to you... [smiles]
Gin : Kandippa solla maaten.... nee ennannu sollu...
G1 : [with a wide wide wide grin that showed almost all her tooth] TB naa Teddy Bear.... Teddy Bear naa Gin..... so cute no?????
Gin : [swallows saliva for a second] yeah.... toooo cute !!!!!
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
The First Impression - "R vs P"
Gin and R are tired after playing basket ball. Of course Gin has no idea how to play it and so mostly watches R and others play by sitting in the gallery near the court. (But it must be mentioned to the reader that Gin is in perfect sports outfit though he dosen't even qualify as a refree of the game). Occasionally Gin enters the court silently and does some tricks with the ball by throwing it up and down, back and forth. When that happens, it should be easy to guess that some pretty girl is looking down from the window of the fourth floor of the ladies hostel that stands adjacent to the basket ball court.
The game for the day is over and Gin and R walk towards the thatha shop as usual.
Gin : Thatha, innaikku enna special
Thatha : ""
Gin : Paavam avarukku kaadhu kekkadhu... indha vayasaana kaalathula eppadi dhaan indha kadayila vela paakaraaro.
R : dei.. kekkara maari ketta figurey ok sollum... after all thatha badhil solla maataara... ippo naan kekkaren paaru... thathaa... innaikku enna special.
Thatha: modhalla 200 rooba baakiya koduthuttu pesuda ****
Gin : vidu machan... stack la indha avamanatha push pannikko.... ellathayum oru naal sethu vechu pop panniduvom
R : dei... namma thatha da .... ivaru kitta vaangaradhelaam oru avamaanamaa
Gin : adhu ennamo seri dhaan.... nee 'P' kitta vaangaradhayey avamaanamaa nenaikka maatengara... idhaya nenaikka pora
R : Dei... avala pathi pesaadhadaaa
Gin : Yen da... nethu night 1 mani varaikkum msg anupichikittu irundhiyey daa
R : avala pathi pesaadhannu solren illa
Gin : Seri ok...
They eat cream bun, drink fruit beer and start walking back to hostel.
A minute of silence prevails.
R : aanaalum avalukku romba dhaan idhu daa...
Gin : ""
R : edhu nnu kekka maatiyaa
Gin : kekkanumaa?
R : dei... seri vidu avala pathi pesa vendaamnu sollittu naaney pesaren.
Gin : naan dhaaney pesa koodadhu nnu sonna... nee pesu da
R : enna pesaradhu?
Gin : hmmm.... seri ava unna yen avamaana padutharaannu kandupikavaa?
R : ennatha nee kandupudichi...ennatha senji....
Gin : dei... naan ponnunga vishayathula killaadi da... adha nee purinjikka maatengara...
R : Seri da .... sollu paapom....yen ava enna adikadi avamaana padutharaa?
Gin : oru ponnukku oru payyana avamaana paduthanumnu thonudhunna adhukku orey oru kaaranam dhaan irukkum....
R : adhu ennavaam?
Gin : First meeting.... nee ava kitta mudhal murai pesum podhu enna nadandhadhunnu sollu... adhula irundhey easiya kandupudichidalaam....
R : Mudhal muraiyaaa..... (Thinks) ..... dei.... mudhal murai pesum podhu bayangara impression create panninen daa... appo onnum perusaa nadakkala...
Gin : Nee enna nadandhadhunnu sollu.... adhu perusaa illiyaannu naan solren....
tortoise surul....
six months rewind....
third day in college....
special class on ' basic C programming' especially for 12th std biology students....
R and P sitting on the same row...
A few minutes of break before class will commence...
R: "hi"
P: a quarter smile.
R: "my name is R"
P: a half smile [more to herself]
R: "u are tamil?"
P: "illa"
R: "iam tamil.... oh... hey.... nee tami dhaaney??"
P: another half smile [more to herself]
R: "12th biology aa"
P: "chemistry"
R:"naan biology"
P: a wierd smile [more to herself]
R:"but enakku C programming nalla theriyum"
P:"oh"
R:"unakku"
P:"enakku theriyaadhu"
R:"pointers theriyumaa?... yashwant kanithkar book onnu irukku...super book"
P:"ok"
R:"nee chennai yaa"
P:"illa"
R:"madurai dhaaney?"
P:"illa"
R:" thiruchiyaa??? REC kedaikaliyaa?"
P:"naan coimbatore"
R:"chidambaramaa"
P:"unakku ear problemaa"
R:"ha ha.... "
P:"yenna?"
R:" coimbatore naa nee day schi ... apdidhaaney?"
P: "epdi kandupudicha?"
R: [a triumphant smile] "ha ha"
P: ""
R:"ha ha"
P:" "
R: "Coimbatorela enga"
P:" Sonna unakku therinjidumaa? coimnbatore vandhu rendu naal kooda aagala... adhukulla ella areayaavum theriyumaa unakku? apdiyey ippo naan engannu sonna mattum enna pannuva?? unna 6 manikku mela hostel vittu veliya vida maataanga... sevuru eri kudichu veliya varuviyaa? chumma kekanumennu kekka koodaadhu.... purinjudhaa??? seri seri.... sir vandutaaru.... olungaa class gavanikara vazhiya paaru....."
R: "ha ha.... kandippa.... unakku edhavadhu doubt irundhaa...."
P: "sir a kettukaren"
R: "ha ha"
Gin : [Faints] [Dollar at hash percentage and exclamation at star percentage ]
The game for the day is over and Gin and R walk towards the thatha shop as usual.
Gin : Thatha, innaikku enna special
Thatha : ""
Gin : Paavam avarukku kaadhu kekkadhu... indha vayasaana kaalathula eppadi dhaan indha kadayila vela paakaraaro.
R : dei.. kekkara maari ketta figurey ok sollum... after all thatha badhil solla maataara... ippo naan kekkaren paaru... thathaa... innaikku enna special.
Thatha: modhalla 200 rooba baakiya koduthuttu pesuda ****
Gin : vidu machan... stack la indha avamanatha push pannikko.... ellathayum oru naal sethu vechu pop panniduvom
R : dei... namma thatha da .... ivaru kitta vaangaradhelaam oru avamaanamaa
Gin : adhu ennamo seri dhaan.... nee 'P' kitta vaangaradhayey avamaanamaa nenaikka maatengara... idhaya nenaikka pora
R : Dei... avala pathi pesaadhadaaa
Gin : Yen da... nethu night 1 mani varaikkum msg anupichikittu irundhiyey daa
R : avala pathi pesaadhannu solren illa
Gin : Seri ok...
They eat cream bun, drink fruit beer and start walking back to hostel.
A minute of silence prevails.
R : aanaalum avalukku romba dhaan idhu daa...
Gin : ""
R : edhu nnu kekka maatiyaa
Gin : kekkanumaa?
R : dei... seri vidu avala pathi pesa vendaamnu sollittu naaney pesaren.
Gin : naan dhaaney pesa koodadhu nnu sonna... nee pesu da
R : enna pesaradhu?
Gin : hmmm.... seri ava unna yen avamaana padutharaannu kandupikavaa?
R : ennatha nee kandupudichi...ennatha senji....
Gin : dei... naan ponnunga vishayathula killaadi da... adha nee purinjikka maatengara...
R : Seri da .... sollu paapom....yen ava enna adikadi avamaana padutharaa?
Gin : oru ponnukku oru payyana avamaana paduthanumnu thonudhunna adhukku orey oru kaaranam dhaan irukkum....
R : adhu ennavaam?
Gin : First meeting.... nee ava kitta mudhal murai pesum podhu enna nadandhadhunnu sollu... adhula irundhey easiya kandupudichidalaam....
R : Mudhal muraiyaaa..... (Thinks) ..... dei.... mudhal murai pesum podhu bayangara impression create panninen daa... appo onnum perusaa nadakkala...
Gin : Nee enna nadandhadhunnu sollu.... adhu perusaa illiyaannu naan solren....
tortoise surul....
six months rewind....
third day in college....
special class on ' basic C programming' especially for 12th std biology students....
R and P sitting on the same row...
A few minutes of break before class will commence...
R: "hi"
P: a quarter smile.
R: "my name is R"
P: a half smile [more to herself]
R: "u are tamil?"
P: "illa"
R: "iam tamil.... oh... hey.... nee tami dhaaney??"
P: another half smile [more to herself]
R: "12th biology aa"
P: "chemistry"
R:"naan biology"
P: a wierd smile [more to herself]
R:"but enakku C programming nalla theriyum"
P:"oh"
R:"unakku"
P:"enakku theriyaadhu"
R:"pointers theriyumaa?... yashwant kanithkar book onnu irukku...super book"
P:"ok"
R:"nee chennai yaa"
P:"illa"
R:"madurai dhaaney?"
P:"illa"
R:" thiruchiyaa??? REC kedaikaliyaa?"
P:"naan coimbatore"
R:"chidambaramaa"
P:"unakku ear problemaa"
R:"ha ha.... "
P:"yenna?"
R:" coimbatore naa nee day schi ... apdidhaaney?"
P: "epdi kandupudicha?"
R: [a triumphant smile] "ha ha"
P: ""
R:"ha ha"
P:" "
R: "Coimbatorela enga"
P:" Sonna unakku therinjidumaa? coimnbatore vandhu rendu naal kooda aagala... adhukulla ella areayaavum theriyumaa unakku? apdiyey ippo naan engannu sonna mattum enna pannuva?? unna 6 manikku mela hostel vittu veliya vida maataanga... sevuru eri kudichu veliya varuviyaa? chumma kekanumennu kekka koodaadhu.... purinjudhaa??? seri seri.... sir vandutaaru.... olungaa class gavanikara vazhiya paaru....."
R: "ha ha.... kandippa.... unakku edhavadhu doubt irundhaa...."
P: "sir a kettukaren"
R: "ha ha"
Gin : [Faints] [Dollar at hash percentage and exclamation at star percentage ]
Saturday, December 22, 2007
The S-MesS - "R Vs P"
It is a pitch dark room. Only two human figures are to be seen vaguely. One is Gin and the other is R. They is absolutely no light in the room except for a patch of bright green light that was highlighting the curious eyes of the guys in the room. The source of the green light as we understand is from the world's oldest cellphone model - Nokia - 1100 or watever. Yes. Gin and R are SMSing . Rather SMesSing.
They speak very less but whenever they do, their voice is hushed and almost similar to the 'verum kaathu dhaanga varudhu' type.
Gin: "ssh...Machan.... idha vitta vera chancey unakku kidaikaadhu.... pasanga ellarum saturday free night nnu veliya kelambitaanga....hostella namma department layey neeyum naanum mattum dhaan irukkom"
R : "Dei... enakku bayamaa irukku da"
Gin: "Dei...enna da bayam"
R : "nethu dhaan enna kevala paduthina... marubadiyum ippo naan sms panna enna thappa nenachikka maataalaa?"
Gin : "Dei... enna nambu... naan ponnunga vishyathula killaadi.... naan idea koduthu idhu varaikkum kuri thappinadhey illa"
R : "naan unna kuruvi sudavaa idea ketten... kuri kiri n gara"
Gin : "un comedykku alavey illama pochu da... ippo SMS nee anupariyaa...illa naan anuppava"
R : "Dei..dei..."
Gin : "appo olungaa anuppuda"
R : "Ava number eppadi kedachidhunnu ketta enna pandradhu?"
Gin :" chumma guess panninennu sollu"
R :"un kitta idea ketten paaru...naan kelambaren da..aala vudu"
Gin :"Dei... unakku innum vevaram pathala... edhulayumey oru humour irukanum da"
R : "ippo nee sonnadhu humour illa... mokkai"
Gin :"mokkaya irundha innum better..."
R :"enna periya prachanaila maatti vittuduva pola irukku nee"
Gin: "naan solradha apdiyey adi... ava reply pannalenna enna adi"
R : "Seri...solli thola"
Gin: "Hi P... epdi di irukka"
R :""
Gin : "enna da moraikara.... adichu anuppu daa"
R : "seri.. edho unakkaaga anupparen....."
Gin: "nee dhaanda nanban"
R sends SMS - "Hi P... epdi di irukka" to P.
Time ticks.
R: "enna da ... ava madhikara maadhiri theriyala"
Gin: "iru da... SMS anupichu 10 numisham kooda aagala... ethana pasangalukku ava message adikanum... nee avasara pattaa epdi"
R : "dei paradesi"
Gin :"ok ..ok ... porumai..."
Cell phone vibrates !
Gin: "epdi namma idea work out aayidichaa"
R : "Gin...thala da nee"
Gin: "modhalla enna anupchi irukaannu paaru.... apporam enna pugazhalaam"
R reads the message aloud
"dei potta dog ... konnuduven"
Shock!
Shock!
More Shock!
Gin and R stare at each other for two minutes.
Gin recovers first.
Gin: "Nanbaa.... idha naan edhir paarkala... ava ivvalavu localaa na partynnu"
R : ""
Gin: "Avala nee marandhududaa.... ava namakku seri pattu vara maatta..sorry unakku seri pattu vara maatta"
R : ""
Gin: "Enna dhaan ava periya gethaa irundhaalum , unna paathu epdi kevalamaa solli irukka koodaadhu daa..adhuvum unna paathu epdi daa ipdi"
R: ""
Gin: "Cha... ipdi patta ponnukku SMS pandradhukku nee tongue pluck pannittu saavalaam da"
R: ""
Gin: "Yen daa ipdi ponnunga pinaadi alayareenga.... adhuvum loosu maari message anupchi vazhiyaradhu"
R:""
Cell phone vibrates.
Message flashes on screen.
"Typo .... i meant 'di' pottu pesinaa konnuduven"
R & Gin: "Dollar at hash percentage and exclamation at star percentage"
They speak very less but whenever they do, their voice is hushed and almost similar to the 'verum kaathu dhaanga varudhu' type.
Gin: "ssh...Machan.... idha vitta vera chancey unakku kidaikaadhu.... pasanga ellarum saturday free night nnu veliya kelambitaanga....hostella namma department layey neeyum naanum mattum dhaan irukkom"
R : "Dei... enakku bayamaa irukku da"
Gin: "Dei...enna da bayam"
R : "nethu dhaan enna kevala paduthina... marubadiyum ippo naan sms panna enna thappa nenachikka maataalaa?"
Gin : "Dei... enna nambu... naan ponnunga vishyathula killaadi.... naan idea koduthu idhu varaikkum kuri thappinadhey illa"
R : "naan unna kuruvi sudavaa idea ketten... kuri kiri n gara"
Gin : "un comedykku alavey illama pochu da... ippo SMS nee anupariyaa...illa naan anuppava"
R : "Dei..dei..."
Gin : "appo olungaa anuppuda"
R : "Ava number eppadi kedachidhunnu ketta enna pandradhu?"
Gin :" chumma guess panninennu sollu"
R :"un kitta idea ketten paaru...naan kelambaren da..aala vudu"
Gin :"Dei... unakku innum vevaram pathala... edhulayumey oru humour irukanum da"
R : "ippo nee sonnadhu humour illa... mokkai"
Gin :"mokkaya irundha innum better..."
R :"enna periya prachanaila maatti vittuduva pola irukku nee"
Gin: "naan solradha apdiyey adi... ava reply pannalenna enna adi"
R : "Seri...solli thola"
Gin: "Hi P... epdi di irukka"
R :""
Gin : "enna da moraikara.... adichu anuppu daa"
R : "seri.. edho unakkaaga anupparen....."
Gin: "nee dhaanda nanban"
R sends SMS - "Hi P... epdi di irukka" to P.
Time ticks.
R: "enna da ... ava madhikara maadhiri theriyala"
Gin: "iru da... SMS anupichu 10 numisham kooda aagala... ethana pasangalukku ava message adikanum... nee avasara pattaa epdi"
R : "dei paradesi"
Gin :"ok ..ok ... porumai..."
Cell phone vibrates !
Gin: "epdi namma idea work out aayidichaa"
R : "Gin...thala da nee"
Gin: "modhalla enna anupchi irukaannu paaru.... apporam enna pugazhalaam"
R reads the message aloud
"dei potta dog ... konnuduven"
Shock!
Shock!
More Shock!
Gin and R stare at each other for two minutes.
Gin recovers first.
Gin: "Nanbaa.... idha naan edhir paarkala... ava ivvalavu localaa na partynnu"
R : ""
Gin: "Avala nee marandhududaa.... ava namakku seri pattu vara maatta..sorry unakku seri pattu vara maatta"
R : ""
Gin: "Enna dhaan ava periya gethaa irundhaalum , unna paathu epdi kevalamaa solli irukka koodaadhu daa..adhuvum unna paathu epdi daa ipdi"
R: ""
Gin: "Cha... ipdi patta ponnukku SMS pandradhukku nee tongue pluck pannittu saavalaam da"
R: ""
Gin: "Yen daa ipdi ponnunga pinaadi alayareenga.... adhuvum loosu maari message anupchi vazhiyaradhu"
R:""
Cell phone vibrates.
Message flashes on screen.
"Typo .... i meant 'di' pottu pesinaa konnuduven"
R & Gin: "Dollar at hash percentage and exclamation at star percentage"
THE BULL PUNCH - "R vs P"
One fine evening, Gin was walking to taatha shop (snack bar) along with his friend 'R' who was almost as tall as Gin but somehow managed to look smarter than him. The conversation went like this.
Gin: "Dei R ... "
R : "Solda"
Gin : "Innaikku edhavadhu jolly pannuvom da"
R : "umm....Enna pandradhu?"
Gin :"Edhavadhu...aanaa Jolllyaaa"
R : "ada poda nee vera"
Gin: "Enna machan aachu? Yedhukku oru maadhiri irukka?"
R : "Perutha kevalam da"
Gin : "Wow! Endha Ponnu?"
R : "Adhu enna... kevalamnu sonna udaney endha ponnunnu kekkara?"
Gin : "Apparam nee internals la mark vaangaadhayaa kevalamaa nenaikka pora? Endha ponnunnu solda"
R : "Ava dhaan..."
Gin : "P ???"
R : "umm..."
Gin : "Gethu machan... enna matter ... adha modhalla sollu"
R : "Unakku naan kevalapatta siripaa pochu illa"
Gin : "Ippo azhudhu feeling vida solriyaa"
R : "Verupethaadha da"
Gin : "ava kitta pesinaa kevalam varummnu therinjey nee poi pesi iruppa... edhavadhu scene vida try panni iruppa.... aprom kevala paduthaama unna pugazhndhu paataa paaduvaa"
R : "Dei... "
Gin : "Machan... ponnunga kitta pesaradhungaradhu jallikattu maadhiri.... maatta adakka therinjavan mattum dhaan kalathula eranganum"
R : "Dei.... enna nakkal pandriyaa....unakku erkanavey matter theriyumaa?"
Gin : "Enna da matter"
R : "Maadu matter"
Gin : "Maadu matteraaa?? sathiyama theriyaadhu daa... naan oru flow la edho sonnen"
R : "Dei.... ava enna kevala paduthitaadaa"
Gin :" Thirumba thirumba polambaama mattera open pannu machi"
tortoise surul....
flash back.....
Chemistry lab....
burette..
pipette...
experiment...
lab notebook...
R: "Hey P... "
P : "Enna?"
R : "U know something"
P : ""
R : "Kekkaren illa... theriyumaa theriyaadhaa solla maatiyaa"
P : "ennannu sonna dhaaney theriyum"
R: "Ennannu sonna unakku ennannu therinjidumey... theriyaradhukku munnadiyey theriyumaannu solradhu dhaan budhisaalithanam"
P: ""
R : "ha ha"
P : ""
R : "seri naaney sollidaren....naalaikku college leave"
P : "idhukku dhaan indha effect koduthiyaa?"
R : "Aanaaa naalaikku yedhukku college leave nnu nenaikara?"
P : "Saturday - adhanaala leave"
R: "No No... adhu illa matter"
P: " "
R: "Naalaikku thalaivar birthday..."
P: "Yaaru thalaivar? Principalaa?"
R: "Hey P.... thalaivar.... naan dhaan "
P: "Oh"
R: "gandhi jayanthi kku college leave.... republic day kku college leave... adhu maari thalaivar birthdaykku college leave.... idhula irundhu unakku enna theriyudhu...."
P: "Enna theriyudhu?"
R :" enna maadhiri adhi medhaaveengala college gaurava padutha leave viduvaangannu theriyudhu"
P: "U know something"
R :"ha ha... yen routelayey variyaa.... va va... "
P :" Maatu pongalukkum college leave dhaan"
R : Dollar at hash percentage and exclamation at star percentage ($@#%&!@*%)
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Gin: "Dei R ... "
R : "Solda"
Gin : "Innaikku edhavadhu jolly pannuvom da"
R : "umm....Enna pandradhu?"
Gin :"Edhavadhu...aanaa Jolllyaaa"
R : "ada poda nee vera"
Gin: "Enna machan aachu? Yedhukku oru maadhiri irukka?"
R : "Perutha kevalam da"
Gin : "Wow! Endha Ponnu?"
R : "Adhu enna... kevalamnu sonna udaney endha ponnunnu kekkara?"
Gin : "Apparam nee internals la mark vaangaadhayaa kevalamaa nenaikka pora? Endha ponnunnu solda"
R : "Ava dhaan..."
Gin : "P ???"
R : "umm..."
Gin : "Gethu machan... enna matter ... adha modhalla sollu"
R : "Unakku naan kevalapatta siripaa pochu illa"
Gin : "Ippo azhudhu feeling vida solriyaa"
R : "Verupethaadha da"
Gin : "ava kitta pesinaa kevalam varummnu therinjey nee poi pesi iruppa... edhavadhu scene vida try panni iruppa.... aprom kevala paduthaama unna pugazhndhu paataa paaduvaa"
R : "Dei... "
Gin : "Machan... ponnunga kitta pesaradhungaradhu jallikattu maadhiri.... maatta adakka therinjavan mattum dhaan kalathula eranganum"
R : "Dei.... enna nakkal pandriyaa....unakku erkanavey matter theriyumaa?"
Gin : "Enna da matter"
R : "Maadu matter"
Gin : "Maadu matteraaa?? sathiyama theriyaadhu daa... naan oru flow la edho sonnen"
R : "Dei.... ava enna kevala paduthitaadaa"
Gin :" Thirumba thirumba polambaama mattera open pannu machi"
tortoise surul....
flash back.....
Chemistry lab....
burette..
pipette...
experiment...
lab notebook...
R: "Hey P... "
P : "Enna?"
R : "U know something"
P : ""
R : "Kekkaren illa... theriyumaa theriyaadhaa solla maatiyaa"
P : "ennannu sonna dhaaney theriyum"
R: "Ennannu sonna unakku ennannu therinjidumey... theriyaradhukku munnadiyey theriyumaannu solradhu dhaan budhisaalithanam"
P: ""
R : "ha ha"
P : ""
R : "seri naaney sollidaren....naalaikku college leave"
P : "idhukku dhaan indha effect koduthiyaa?"
R : "Aanaaa naalaikku yedhukku college leave nnu nenaikara?"
P : "Saturday - adhanaala leave"
R: "No No... adhu illa matter"
P: " "
R: "Naalaikku thalaivar birthday..."
P: "Yaaru thalaivar? Principalaa?"
R: "Hey P.... thalaivar.... naan dhaan "
P: "Oh"
R: "gandhi jayanthi kku college leave.... republic day kku college leave... adhu maari thalaivar birthdaykku college leave.... idhula irundhu unakku enna theriyudhu...."
P: "Enna theriyudhu?"
R :" enna maadhiri adhi medhaaveengala college gaurava padutha leave viduvaangannu theriyudhu"
P: "U know something"
R :"ha ha... yen routelayey variyaa.... va va... "
P :" Maatu pongalukkum college leave dhaan"
R : Dollar at hash percentage and exclamation at star percentage ($@#%&!@*%)
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A FACE TO FACE WITH GILMANANDA
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I don't prefer writing in first person style. Especially because as a blogger, there must be an element of imagination added to reality though in a propotion which will give no clue of what is fiction and what is not. And writing in first person's style will just induce moral questions within myself about the autenticity of information that i provide.
So let us from now on think of Gilmananda as an unknown random figure (a male figure) about whom we know of nothing.
We need to go a few years back in time to actually start this enthralling story, the journey about the man who is reverred by millions today for the theory and concepts he has put forth for the betterment of mankind.
Hah... we speak about it we are there now!
The time when it all began. The time when the first traces of Gilmananda' knowledge shower was sprinkled on the rotating earth' sand covered body.
Tighten your seat belts.
You are just about to go on a shhhewwwwwwwwwwwsshhhhhhhhhhhhhh ride.
==================================================================
Here is an imaginary face to face interview with Gilmananda to make you understand him better.
Please do Remember that we are in the year 2002 A.D - 5 years back and the world had known nothing about gilmananda at that point in time.
Here we go.
The Rapid fire round starts!
Enjoy Gilmananda's fast and furious answers to all the questions put forth by our expert crew.
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Name - Gilmananda
Location - Coimbatore, India.
Friends(Boys) Call as - Gin. (Read as Ghin with a silent 'h' and loud 'i')
Friends(Girls) call as - hmm... hmmm.... they don't call.... i mean ... they don't call with a specific name
Height - Tall - Taller than you by 14 inches to be precise.
Weight - Heavy - Heavier than you by 13 Kgs to be precise.
Face - Perfect Circle. Perfect. ( x^2 + y^2 = 25 )
Eyes - Black. Two in number.
Nose - Straight. Long.
Mush/Beard - Depends on the mood. (of the barber)
Complexion - Wheatish. (Chappathi like - but without kurma.)
Sexual Orientation - Refer to the answer to Nose. (Please Consider only the first part of it)
Dressing - Jeans, T-Shirt (with collar only)
Washing - Dhobi !
Bathing - May be !!
Sleeping - Hobby !!!
Girl Friends - currently two.
Girl Friends - actually One.
Girl Friends - Ok. Accepted. Zero.
Girls talked with - Havent' Counted before
Girls talked with - Havent' Calculated before.
Girls talked with - Ok. Accepted. Haven' talked before.
Occupation - Engineering.
What do you Engineer? - Pass. next question.
Department - Computer science and Engineering.
Languages Known - Tamil, Telugu, C, C++
What about English? - Isn't that implied given i have been answering in it so far.
Favourite Subject - Mathematics. (kanakku)
Favourite Sport - Cricket.
Favourite book - Ponniyin Selvan.
Ambition in life - To complete writing my novel before 2003.
Genre of the novel - Romance
Inspired by - Real life incidents.
Inspired by - ok.Pure Imagination.
Idea of a perfect first date - Dollar at hash percentage and exclamation at star percentage
What? - $@#%&!@*%
Learnings from past
relationship - actually speaking, the probabilty that given the facts that...
Ok.Stop. - Done.
================================================================
I don't prefer writing in first person style. Especially because as a blogger, there must be an element of imagination added to reality though in a propotion which will give no clue of what is fiction and what is not. And writing in first person's style will just induce moral questions within myself about the autenticity of information that i provide.
So let us from now on think of Gilmananda as an unknown random figure (a male figure) about whom we know of nothing.
We need to go a few years back in time to actually start this enthralling story, the journey about the man who is reverred by millions today for the theory and concepts he has put forth for the betterment of mankind.
Hah... we speak about it we are there now!
The time when it all began. The time when the first traces of Gilmananda' knowledge shower was sprinkled on the rotating earth' sand covered body.
Tighten your seat belts.
You are just about to go on a shhhewwwwwwwwwwwsshhhhhhhhhhhhhh ride.
==================================================================
Here is an imaginary face to face interview with Gilmananda to make you understand him better.
Please do Remember that we are in the year 2002 A.D - 5 years back and the world had known nothing about gilmananda at that point in time.
Here we go.
The Rapid fire round starts!
Enjoy Gilmananda's fast and furious answers to all the questions put forth by our expert crew.
=============================================================
Name - Gilmananda
Location - Coimbatore, India.
Friends(Boys) Call as - Gin. (Read as Ghin with a silent 'h' and loud 'i')
Friends(Girls) call as - hmm... hmmm.... they don't call.... i mean ... they don't call with a specific name
Height - Tall - Taller than you by 14 inches to be precise.
Weight - Heavy - Heavier than you by 13 Kgs to be precise.
Face - Perfect Circle. Perfect. ( x^2 + y^2 = 25 )
Eyes - Black. Two in number.
Nose - Straight. Long.
Mush/Beard - Depends on the mood. (of the barber)
Complexion - Wheatish. (Chappathi like - but without kurma.)
Sexual Orientation - Refer to the answer to Nose. (Please Consider only the first part of it)
Dressing - Jeans, T-Shirt (with collar only)
Washing - Dhobi !
Bathing - May be !!
Sleeping - Hobby !!!
Girl Friends - currently two.
Girl Friends - actually One.
Girl Friends - Ok. Accepted. Zero.
Girls talked with - Havent' Counted before
Girls talked with - Havent' Calculated before.
Girls talked with - Ok. Accepted. Haven' talked before.
Occupation - Engineering.
What do you Engineer? - Pass. next question.
Department - Computer science and Engineering.
Languages Known - Tamil, Telugu, C, C++
What about English? - Isn't that implied given i have been answering in it so far.
Favourite Subject - Mathematics. (kanakku)
Favourite Sport - Cricket.
Favourite book - Ponniyin Selvan.
Ambition in life - To complete writing my novel before 2003.
Genre of the novel - Romance
Inspired by - Real life incidents.
Inspired by - ok.Pure Imagination.
Idea of a perfect first date - Dollar at hash percentage and exclamation at star percentage
What? - $@#%&!@*%
Learnings from past
relationship - actually speaking, the probabilty that given the facts that...
Ok.Stop. - Done.
================================================================
A Formal introduction.
Hello.
This is Gilmananda speaking- the brain behind the world famous theory - Gilmaism.
Iam here to clear a doubt in the confused reader's mind- the reader who thinks that gilma is a word used widely in southern part of India to refer to a particular class of women.
NO! YOU GOT IT WRONG!
We are a chaste group of both men and women who strongly beleive in the principles that Gilmaism states.
I advise the casual reader to go through the following link and get enlightened about the theory behind gilmaism and what it calls for in present day soceity before actually going to learn more about gilmananda and the famous line of incidents that led to the breathtaking invention of THE theory.
http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=38596396&tid=
2552888956856845207&start=1
This is Gilmananda speaking- the brain behind the world famous theory - Gilmaism.
Iam here to clear a doubt in the confused reader's mind- the reader who thinks that gilma is a word used widely in southern part of India to refer to a particular class of women.
NO! YOU GOT IT WRONG!
We are a chaste group of both men and women who strongly beleive in the principles that Gilmaism states.
I advise the casual reader to go through the following link and get enlightened about the theory behind gilmaism and what it calls for in present day soceity before actually going to learn more about gilmananda and the famous line of incidents that led to the breathtaking invention of THE theory.
http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=38596396&tid=
2552888956856845207&start=1
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