oo-la-la wonder-la - PART-1

R visits Gin's place in Bangalore  (meaning a dilapidated single room rented house) during internship.(of course with his brand new company laptop) !

 On a lazy Saturday afternoon.


Gin: "endiri R endiri..... endiri R endiri..... endiri R endiri..... < 8 more repetitions >"

R   : "dei death_customer .... kaalangaarthaala endaa ipdi koochal pottu ezhuppara?"

Gin: "dei... mani madhiyaanam 1:30 ... japan la innerathukku mega serial ey start pannirupaanga.... ezhundhuru da seekiram.... poi saapidalam..."

R(manages to get up from the bed): "hmm... munnadilaam veetla kaalaila kolangal poduvaanga... ippolaam night dhaan podaraanga... what a pity"

Gin: "dei...thelivaa irukiyaa??"

R(rubs his eyes): "sollu da....enna plan innaikku?"

Gin: "adhaan sonneyney.... poi saapidalaam..."

R: " thoo..??"

Gin: "dei...ennada nakkalaa... kaalaila irundhu unakaaga saapdaama irukken..... unna ezhuppa kathi kathi en thonda katti pochu ... theriyumaa"

R: "machaan... nethu night treat la nee saapta saapaatukku innaikku nyayapadi unakku 'sore-throat' vandhirukka koodaadhu da.... 'soru stomach' dhaan vandhirukanum..... adhukulla epdi da marubadiyum unakku pasikudhu..... anyway..... post-soru enna plan??"

Gin: "innaikku already late aayidichu... saaptu vandhu kavundhu paduthu thoongidalaam.... naalaikku venumnaa wonder-la polaam"

R: "wonder la va?? adhu enna da??? thirunelveli pasanga 1.5 a tamizh la solraa maadhiri solra!"

Gin: " adhu oru water theme park da...oo-la-la oo-la-la wonder-la ..."

R: "wow... sounds cool machan... "

Gin: "yep!... naan ponadhilla anga...but neraya pasanga sollirukaakaanga... i think we can check out a lot of 'interesting' stuff there !"

R: "aah... check-out nu sonna udaney dhaan nyabagam varudhu..... office la code onnu check out pannirundhen.... adha check in pannanum"

Gin: "ada paavi.... ponna 'checkout' panni 'commit' aagungadaanaa code a check out pandraanaam.... dei... unna vechuttu andha P romba kashta pada poraa da!"

R: "machan....avala pathi pesaadha da"

Gin: "aahaa.... night late aa thoongum podhey nenachen..... avamaanam...vekkam...vedhanai....thuyaram.... choose the correct answer"

R: "all the above!"

Gin: "excellent.... ennada aachu?"

R: "dei....irukara kadila dhum adikka aarambichidalaamnu irukken da..ganesh beedigal kedaikumaa da inga?"

Gin : "dei.... adhelaam romba thappu machaan... thondayila cancer varumaam... kich kich vandha kooda ok...vicks saaptu guna paduthidalaam!"

R: "cha....indha naatla oru aanmaganukku sogatha maraikka  dhum adikka kooda sudhandhiram illayaa"

Gin: "machaan...... freea dhum adikaradhu dhaan 'freedom'  naa naadu urupadaamaa poidum da"

R: " thoo... nee oru kaaigari thol porthiya pazham da"

Gin: "ayyayo... unakku kandippa edho aayidichu.... kanna pinnannu olarara ... ennannu sollu da "

R suddenly shouts :" aaaaa"

Gin : "dei....ennada aachu...."

R: "poyum poyum indha P kaaga gym kku ellam poi bayangaramaa exercise panninen da.... ippo kai pudichikichu .... kaal pudichikichu !"

Gin: "kai kaal pudichaa pathaadhu da... manasum pudikanum...adhaan kaadhal...adhuku gym ponaa pathaadhu!"

R: "ennada solra??"

Gin: "workout panna mattum workout aagaadhu nnu solla varen da"

R: "ayyo.... already kadila irukken da.... innum cryptic aa pesi enna confuse pannaadha da"

Gin: "seri ok done.... vishayatha kakku"

R: "adhey pazhaya panchaangam dhaanda..."

Gin: "silly old calendar!.... enna aachu... edhavadhu SMS la prachanayaa.....???"

R: "epdi da kandupudichaa?"

Gin: "idhula naan PhD da.... mela sollu"

R: "nethu P office la saree day aam"

Gin: "interesting .... "

R: "ennayum ava office kku vara solli irundhaa..."

Gin: : "unakku ramar blue chiffon sarees semayaa suit aayirukkum... pottuttu poirukalaamey da!"

R: "dei....!!!"

Gin: "useless fellow... ava officekku kooptaa poga vendiyadhu dhaaney... yenda kelambi bangalore vandha ???"

R: "natpukaaga"

Gin: "naasamaa pochu"

R : "ava office la gethu geetha nnu innoru ponnu irukaa da..."

Gin: "what a twist!"

R: "avala pathi sonnaley P kku kobam varum da!"

Gin: "note pannikaren.... orkut la apparamaa thedanum"

R: "adhanaalaa avala ethi vittu ethi vittu P a kindal pannuven da"

Gin: "idhu engayo thappaa poraaa maadhiriyey irukkey...."

R: "cha cha.... adhelaam illa da.... nethu saree day vera yaa.... so P kku oru message anupchen da..."

Gin: (hums) selai kattum pennukoru vaasam undo... ennannu anupcha...

R: " 'GEETZ POO SAREE AAMEY!'  nu anupchen...."

Gin: "apdeenaa...???"

R: "Poo potta saree da.... "

Gin: "whatever.... adhula enna apdi thappa irukku???? "

R: "adha ozhungaa anupchirundhaa dhaan prachanayey illayey!"

Gin: "aprom??"

R: "theriyathanamaaa dictionary mode on la irundhadhu da.... enna nybagamo theriyala.... idhey message a apdiyey type panni anupchitten da!"

Gin: "puriyala.... enna aachu??"

R: "nee venumnaa naan sonna message a apdiyey dictionary mode la vechu un mobile la type panni paaru :( .... "

Gin takes his mobile and goes to 'Messages'

Inbox:    0
Outbox:  0
Create Message   (selects this)

Puts it in dictionary mode and types 'Geetz poo saree aamey!" and checks the content...

Shock! Shock ! more shock....


Gin: "dei!!!!  enna kodumaa daaaaa idhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... idhukku enna artham"

R: "enakku ketta neram nu artham ...vera enna ... i can't even imagine what it could possibly mean.... gundu payyan ... uhmm... no... idhukku artham  puriyumnnu enakku thonala.... "

Gin: "un nelamai ipdi aayiduchey da....."

R: "vidu machaan.... naaney idha marakanumnu irukken....... kenaru vetta boodham kelambunaa kadhainaa idhaan..... enakku mattum yen ipdi aagudhunnu theriyala..... anyway.....naalaikku wonder-la porom..... relax pandrom! deal??"

Gin: : (in a partially agreeing tone) "deal!"



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Author's note: Am sure you have already figured out why R is so frustrated. You can  empathize and sympathize with him in the comments section!