THE TUESDAY MONA LISA

Gin, carrying his huge body ran as fast as he could into R’s room. R was lying on his bed comfortably with legs one over the other, hands tied behind his head and a ball pen cap in his mouth, and a romantic look towards the ceiling of the room. It seemed to the ordinary viewer that someone was discussing a love story with R through the creaks of the ceiling.

Gin rushed into the room shouting.
Gin: “Machaaan !!!!! “

R : “dei Gin …. Cha… nalla kanavu da… kalachitta…. Nee vaazhka pooraa saamiyaaraadhaan irukka pora… idhu ennoda saabam”

Gin : “ dei R… vishayam theriyaama pesaadha… evlo seriousaana matter solla odi vandirukken…. Edho pagal kanavu disturb aayidichennu feel pannikittu irukka”

R : “dei… pagal kanavu illada…. Oru romantic scene imagine pannikittu irundhen…. Enakkum aishwarya raikkum kanmoodithanamaa oru love scene…. Adha nee keduthutta”

Gin : “kanmoodithanamaa love scenaa?? Adhaan kanna moodikittey think pannikittu irundhiyaa…. Sorry machan…. Nee vaazhkayila ivlo nondhu poittangaradhu enakku theriyala”

R: “seri vidu… naan rai yoda aprom discuss pannikaren…. Unnoda problem ennangaradha takkunnu sollu”

Gin : “ marubadiyum mona lisa”

R : “Idhu T-Rajendar padamaachey…. Shanty la release aayirukka…. Innaikku night free night dhaan…. Naan ready…. Adhulla oru vishayam paaru…. Ellarum T-Rajendar padam paakaradhu panam waste nnu solraanga…. Aanaa enna porutha varaikkum avaru padam paakaradhunaala naan maasam 50 rooba save pandren…. Eppadinnu kekariya? Nee kekka maatta…. Naaney solren…. Oru T-R padam paathuttu theatre vittu veliya vandhaa adhutha one monthkku shaving pannanumnnu oru nenappey varaadhu… ha ha ha ha “

Gin : “ayyo…. Konja neram vaaya moodikittu irukkiyaa”

R : “ok.. done… mattera explain pannu….”

Gin : “adhaan sonnaney daa… marubadiyum mona lisa…”

R : “adhu yaaru da mona lisa? FT department edhavadhu ponnu management seatla serndhirukka??”

Gin : “dei….FT ellam illa da…. Namma dept dhaan…. Adhey ponnu… adhey attendance… adhey mandira sirippu…. Enakennamo time workout aagudhunnu nenaikaren”

R : “machan…. Nejamaavaa solraa???”

Gin :” seriousaa da…. Innaikkum naan attendance sollum podhu enna paaathu vekka pattukittey ava sirichaa daa….aprom thala kuninji marubadiyum sirikka aarambichitta “

R : “nethu nee attendance sollum podhu gavinichiyaa?”

Gin : “ nethu mattum illa da… kadandha rendu vaaramaa attendance sollum podhu gavanichi kittu dhaan irukken…. Tuesday Tuesday sirikaraa daa”

R : “ella hourlayum sirikaraalaa…. Illa oru particular period la mattum sirikaraalaa?”

Gin : “ella hourlayum sirikaraa daa… aanaa Tuesday mattum dhaan sirikaraa… “

R : “idhu yosikka vendiya vishayam…. Namma different angle la irundhu indha mattera attack pannuvom”

Gin : “idha idha idha thaan yedhirpaarthu naan inga vandhen da… indha mysterya unnala mattum dhaan solve panna mudiyum”

R : “seri modhalla kadhava saathu… theva illadha disturbance irundhaa ennala think panna mudiyaadhu”

Gin : “dei… idhellam konjam overaa illa”

R : “appanaa kelambikittey iru…. Enakku thousand eight work irukku”

Gin : “seri… kadhava moodi tholaikaren”

R :” ok… naan unna sila kelvigal keppen… adhukku taan taan nnu badhil sollu…”

Gin : “ready”

R : “ ava sirikkum podhu eeeee nnu sirikaraalaa uuuuu nnu sirikaraalaa?”

Gin : “dei … nakkala”

R : “kelvi kku mattum badhil solluda”

Gin :”thala ezhuthu…. Seri…. eeeee nnu dhaan sirikaraa”

R : “sirikkum podhu pallu theriyamaadhiri sirikaraala…illa…”

Gin : “naan kelambaren daa”

R : “seri seri… olungaa kekkaren…. Ava thaniyaa sirikaraalaa illa rendu moonu ponnunga serndhu sirikaraangalaa?”

Gin : “hmmm… ava mattum dhaan sirikara”

R : “hmmm…. Nee attendance sollum podhu ennannu solluva”

Gin : “yes ma’am … illa yes sir nnu solluven …. Aanaa daily apdi dhaan solluven…. Aanaa ava Tuesday mattum dhaan sirikara…. “

R : “enakku purinji pochu…. Idhu oru disease…. Idhukku peru selective lovevophobia …. Idhu marundhu maathirai koduthaa gunamaagaadhu… letter koduthaa venumnaa gunamaaga vaaipirukku”

Gin : “dei… appo idhu adhu dhaannu solriyaa”

R :”idhula unakku ennadaa sandhegam…. Idhu adhuveydhaan”

Gin : “aanaa…. Tuesday mattum yendaa adhu varudhu…. Micha naalelaam avalukku en mela adhu varaliyey”

R : “dei… idhu ladies sentiment da…. Tuesdayngaradhu oru mangalagaramaana naal…. Oru velai ava Tuesday Tuesday aanjaneyar kovillukku povaalo ennamo…. Unnayum kovilukku vara solli signal tharaalo ennamo…. “

Gin : “oho… apdi kooda irukumaa daa?”

R : “sandhegamey illa… appadi dhaan irundhaaganum…. Nee udaney aanjaneyar kovillukku kelambu…. Avala meet pannu…. Nalla pesi pazhagu…. Apdiyey thirumba hostel varum podhu vadai kadiyila enakku 10 roobaikku bajji vaangittu vaa”

Gin : “machaan…. Nee dhaanda frienddu”

R :”vidraa vidraa…. Enakku pugazhchi pudikaadhu”

Gin :” seri machan… naan kovilukku kelambaren”

R : “all the best da…. Bajji sooda irukkattum… bye bye”


At this moment , somebody knocks heavily on the door. Gin walks towards to door and opens it. A tall dark well built man of around 40 years of age is seen standing in front. He immediately starts shouting at R.
“ Dei R…. nee innum 50 rooba baaki vechirukka…. Ippo panatha edhuthu vekkalainna warden kiita complain panniduven… aprom innonnu kettukko… inimel kandippa unnoda thuniyellam naan thuvaikka maatten…. Seri seri…panatha edu”

Gin: “Dhobi sir… amaidhiyaa pesunga…. R ungalukku evlo tharanum… 50 rooba dhaaney…. Indhaanga … naan tharen… pudinga… avan thuniya thuvaikamaatenellaam solladheenga…. Kelambunga”

R : “nambaa …unna vaazhnaal poora marakka maaten da… neeyum andha bajji mattera marandudaadha”

Dhobi : “ Gin thambi… edho neenga solreengannu poren…. Ivana innoru naal gavanichikaren”

The Dhobi starts walking out. Suddenly he remembers something and turns to Gin’s side.

Dhobi: “Gin thambi…. Indha sattaya potukitta college poneenga..? indha sattayila akkulaa perusaa oru kizhisal irukkey…. Class la ipdi apdi kaiyya thookineenga, ellarum paathu siripaanga thambi…. Seri naan kelambaren”

Tortoise surul…..Flashback….

“Attendance please…. Gin”

“yes ma’am”

Stop.
Rewind.
Pause.
Play.

“Yes ma’am”

Stop.
Zoom.

The picture that u are imagining is simple enough.

Gin stands up in his desk, raises his hand above as much as possible and answers the attendance with a loud voice “yes ma’am”.
Of cors he was not looking at “ma’am” while saying that.
And of course “she” was not laughing on Tuesdays without a reason!