Senorita Senorita!

These days,Gin is seen with more of beard around the mouth and less of voice from inside the mouth. Let us assume that it is his humble attempt at looking like a philosopher. After a few years, it will turn out that he would start sporting similar looks to convince people that he is a scientist! Well, if looked closely, there is not much of a difference between a scientist and a philosopher. One is a "searcher". The other is a "researcher". No No folks! hang on! This post is not about philosophy. This post is not in 2009 when Gin would think most philosophy is actually 'peela'sophy. This is 2003 ! This post is pre-philosophic time of Gin. This was before the 'awakening'. This post has the 'girl' thing in it. And of course the 'Gilma' thing too (read as 'avamanam').

Here we go!


R sings loud and enters Gin's room

R: "En kaalam varum,en kadamai varum, indha kootathin aatathai ozhippen. Podhu needhiyiley, pudhu paadhayiley , Gin solpadi nadappen"

Gin: "Enna da bit ottara... endha kootathin aatathai ozhikanum nee?"

R: "theriyadha maadhiri kekaadha machan"

Gin: "unakku dhaan oru aatamum aada varaadhey da? aprom enna kootam aatam nnu olarara?"

R: "Dei Gin... yaara paathu enna vaartha sonna... do you know super mario aatam? Adhula ethana level irunkunaavadhu unakku theriyumaa? Adhula kadaisi level complete panna evlo azhaga oru figure screen la varumnu unakku theriyumaa?"

Gin: "Andha ponnu peru theriyumaa unakku?"

R: "princess peach"

Gin : "naasamaa poch"

R: "Tholviyai otthukkol maganey"

Gin: "sambandhaa sambandham illama epdi da pesikittey irukka"

R: "adhukku oru technique irukku da"

Gin : "thevayey illa.... aala vidu"

R: "dei.... onnu solren kettukko.... kaadhalayum garbathayum yaaraalayum maraikka mudiyaadhu"

Gin: "ippo yen da indha dialogue a sonna?"

R: "adhadhukku neram vandhaa nadandhu dhaaney aaganum"

Gin: "Deiiii..."

R: "vaazhkaindra kappal la..."

Gin shouts at the peak of his voice

Gin : "VELIYAAAA PODAAAAAAA"

Silence.

Two minutes pass.

R : "un mudivu idhudhaana? "

Gin: "dei please da.... naaney romba confusion la irukken... nee vera pazhaya tamizh pada hero maadhiriyey pesittu irukka"

R : "aah... idhu matter... "

Gin: "edhu?"

R: "adhaan.... oru ponna nenachi confusion la irukken nnu sonniyey"

Gin: "dei... naan eppo da ponna nenachadha sonnen"

R: "machan... oru thathuvam solren kettukko.... college pasangalukku confusion varudhunna kannula edho oru fusion nadandhirukunnu artham da.... un kannu yaaru kannoda fusion aachunnu sollu paapom"

Gin: "dei...epdi da?"

R: "machi....vaanathula parakkum kite. ponnungalum adikkum site. idha purinji kitta nee weight. illanaa quarter pottu kavundhudu innaikku night."

Gin: "excellent da... indha pazhamozhiya engirundhu da sutta?"

R: "adhu unakku 'not necessary' vishayam. matter ennannu mattum sollu"

Gin: "ava peru S da"

R: "namma dept aa?"

Gin: "dei...namma dept pengal ellam namakku thangaigal maadhiri da... "

R: "dei...gunda thooki podaadha daa"

Gin: "seri ok...namma dept pengal ellam ENAKKU thangaigal maadhiri da"

R: "machan...nee dhaanda machan"

Gin: ""

R: "ok.continue"

Gin: "idhu oru vishitira sandhippu da"

R: "vichitra va? matter matter a pogudhu.... mela sollu"

Gin: "nethu naan oor la irundhu thirumbi varum podhu unakku sweets kondu vandhaney...adhu edhukunnu nenaikara"

R thinks for a second.

R: "vera edhukku da.. en mela unakku alavukadandha paasathala dhaaney"

Gin: "maasam naan rendu vaati oorukku poren...rendu vaati oorla irundhu varen... aana idhaan unakku first time sweet kondu vandhu kuduthirukken... idhula irundhu unakku enna theriyudhu"

R: "nee oru kanja paradesi nnu theriyudhu"

Gin: ""

R: "sorry da... unmaya olaritten..please continue"

Gin: " "

R: "ayyo...really sorry da... please da...mela solda... andha sweet kum indha kaadhal kadaikkum enna sambandham"

Gin: "naan kuduthadhu enna sweet?"

R : "evanukku theriyum.... vellaya irundhahu... osi sweet kku history, civics laamaa kettuttu irupaanga"

Gin: "adhu basundhi da"

R: "seri basundhi... adhanaala ?"

Gin: "adhu unakku dhaanda basundhi... enakku adhu "bus"undhi."

R: "sathiyama puriyala... nalla velai...nethu nee sweet a tharaadhukku munnadi indha explanation a koduthu ennannu kandupudikka sollala.... kadi aayiruppen"


Gin looks at the ceiling. Seems he is totally lost. After a few seconds, he turns towards R in a flash and speaks in quick pace.

Gin: "avala naan moonu naal munnadi enga oorukku pora night bus la meet pannen"

R: "what a romantic opening. Anni Lady conductor a?"

Gin: "stupid"

R: "Aaah... stupid aa.. dei..idhu ladies vaarthai da.... unakkum thothikichaa... seri seri...mela po"

Gin: "ava en pakathu seat. naan ava pakathu seat"

R: "wow"

Gin: "enakku enna pandradhuney theriyala.... ezhundhu vera seat kku shift aaga ponen"

R: "podhu janangaley... ivarukku yen nadakka vendiyadhu nadakka maatengadhunnu ippo puriyudhaa? shift aanaanraam shift"

Gin: "but"

R: "aana??"

Gin: "fate had a different answer to me that night"

R: "pls da..transalate pannuda"

Gin: "naan shift aaga pona edathula oru lady and oru aal okkarndhirundhaanga. Naan andha aal kitta request panninen. Avan pakkathula irundha lady a en pakkathula irundha ponnu kitta okkara sollittu naan avan pakkathula okkarndhukkarennnu sonnen"

R: "paatha avanum oru ponnu...adhaaney twist?"

Gin: "thoo..."

R: "appo neeyey sollu da...nadula nadula yenda stop pandra?"

Gin: "paatha avan thanni adichirundhaan... pakkathula irundhadhu avan wife. Naan avana ezhundhirukka sollittu avan wife kitta okkara kekkarennu nenachikittaan ! Ezhundhu katha aarambichitaan.... enakku enna pandradhuney theriyala da... oru loosu muzhi muzhichittu irundhen..."

R: "btw, avan wife epdi?"

Gin: "seruppu"

R: "oh..ok.."

Gin: "dei.."

R: "seri seri... matter a sollu... vandila prachana panradhukuney thanni pottutu oru kootam varum...avan kitta poi kettiyey... un budhiya serupala dhaan adikanum"

Gin: "dei... that was a boon in disguise da"

R: "???"

Gin: "avan peak of his voice la kathittu irundha podhu oru inimayaana kural kettudhu da"

R: "idhu conductor akka vey dhaan... am i right"

Gin: "yes... she waved her hands and asked me to come and sit beside her"

R: "amazing da... ava epdi da irundhaa????"

Gin: "S da... S for Senorita"

R: "sirpam kavidhai oviyam. moondru serum oridam....that one?"

Gin: "exactly da"

R: "wooowwwwwww"


Gin: "Then the bus started to move. I knew it would take 8 hours to reach my place. 8 full hours da"

R: "Machi... ippo time 4'o clock. Enakku 12'o clock varaikkum oru velayum illa... adhukapparamum illa... so 8 hours nadandha hour by hour aa enakku nee ippo solra"

Gin: "solren da... solren.."

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