Senorita Senorita - Part 2 !

Author's note:
Ok Folks. I know 9 months is worth a wait for a rajinikanth movie but not for a gilma blog post. In this small interval of 270 odd days, a lots of people starved straight for weeks, a lot more got beaten up , a few terrorist leaders were killed and the world political climate has changed considerably... but fortunately none of these relate to gilmananda or gilmaisam and so i assume all followers of this blog are still the same old either SEBI community(Software Engineers who Browse Infinitely) or college students who have no other places (or partners) to hangout with. Given this fact, i am going to proudly continue the second part without even apologizing for the delay!
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The story so far:
This is a tricky part. When did gilma blog posts have a story? anyway, here is the author's summary of part 1

Gin and R start discussing a strange incident where Gin sits next to a beautiful girl in a night bus and starts "talking".

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Part-2

Gin: "Then the bus started to move. I knew it would take 8 hours to reach my place. 8 full hours da"

R: "Machi... ippo time 4'o clock. Enakku 12'o clock varaikkum oru velayum illa... adhukapparamum illa... so 8 hours nadandha hour by hour aa enakku nee ippo solra"

Gin: "solren da... solren.."

R: "start music"

Gin: "first hour was full tension da .... naan ava kitta ..."

R: "un love a sollitiyaa??"

GIn: "thoo.... naan ava kitta pesavey illa.... avalum en kitta pesavey illa"

R: "unga kadhaya cinema va mattum eduthudadha da... audience asinga paduthiduvaanga"

Gin: "adhukkapram second hour start aachu.."

R: "machan...enakku oru sandhegam"

Gin: "innum kadhayey aarambikkala...adhukulla ennada sandhegam"

R: "illa da... idhu romba mukkiyamaana question"

Gin: "kettu thola"

R: "jannal seatla yaaru okkarndhirundha.... neeyaa avalaa?"

Gin: "therinjuttu enna panna pora?"

R: "anga dhaan nee R oda brain a uthu paakanum ... jannal seat la ava okkarndhu nee pakkathula seat la okkarndhirundhaa ava unna adhigamaa madhikaraannu artham.... aisle la ava okkarndhu jannal la nee okaarndhirundhaa 'indha payyan paaka rowdy maadhiri irukaan... edhavadhu prachana panna conductor kitta pottu koduthiduvom' nnu nenairaannu artham... "

Gin: "R...nee engayo poitta da"

R: "Nee enga pona...adha sollu..jannalaa ... side a?"

Gin: "Side dhaan machan"

R: "appo idhu adhuvey dhaan"

Gin: "aana pona vaati oru vayasaana paati kooda ponen da...avanga paadhila side la irundhu jannalukku maarinaangaley ..."

R: "aiyoo....beauty pathi kadha soldaanaa paati pathi kadha sollittu irukaan.... andha amma edhavadhu vethala pottu thupparadhukaaga seat maarikkum... idhelaam oru doubtaa.... ozhunga adhuthu enna nadandhadhunnu sollu"

Gin: "aprom medhuvaa ava en kitta pechu kodukka aarambicha da"

R: "wow"

Gin: "naan romba bayandhutten da... oru maaridhi inam theriyaadha oru feeling enakkulla vandhuchu da"

R: "summa vaa sonnanga periyavanga... figure kandal padayum nadungumnu"

Gin:"cha cha...aprom dhaan realise pannen.... night saapidaama kelambitennu....i was damn hungry da"

R: "nee andha paati koodavey travel pannirukalaam.... latchumi bakary la mitchar vaangi oru surukku paila pottu vechirndhukkum....adha thinnukittey poirukalaam"

Gin: "illa da...anga dhaan oru twist"

R: "naan namabradha illa"

Gin: "vandiya saapaatukku niruthinaanga.... i asked her if she wanted anything to eat"

R: "onnum venaamnu sollirupaaley"

Gin: "yes"

R: "aprom nee poi saaptu vandhu paduthu thoongitta...idhaaney?"

Gin: "no da... naan poi saaptu vandhu avalukku oru chocolate vaangittu vandhen"

R: "super da... five star a dairy milk a?"

Gin: "aasai chocolate da...silra illannu kadaikaan kuduthaan"

R: "chinna vayasula indha covera 1 km ezhuthaa parisu tharuvaangannu solluvaangaey...andha chocolate aa"

Gin: "exactly"

R: "machi... sillunu oru kaadhal kelvi pattirukken....silarainnu oru kaadhal ippo dhaan da paakaren.... "

Gin: "ava adha edhuthu saaptaa da"

R: "ava unna vida mosam pola irukku...adha vidu...ava peraavadu ennannu kettiyaa illaya?"

Gin: "yes...ketten... ava peru S"

R: " nice name...vera enna ketta"

Gin: "avanga appa peru ennanu ketten"

R: "aduthu paati peru kettiyaa??? "

Gin: "nee romba overaa kindal pandra da"

R: "seri solli thola... aprom"

Gin: "in fact konja neram ipdiyey conversation pochu da.... she suddenly asked me one question...i was shocked"

R: "enna??? ava un paati pera kettutaala?? ha ha...arumayaanaa jodi pa.... nineteen-paati-two -- a love story nnu padamey eduthudalaam pola irukku"

Gin: "kalyanam pannika pora ponnu kitta nee enna edhirpaarkarannu ketta da"

R: "what a twist"

Gin: "sathiyama solren.... andha kelvi ya naan edhir paakavum illa...adhukku enakku badhilum theriyaadhu"

R: "enna da nee...nalla opportunity a miss pannitiyey da... oru naalu dialogue kuthu mathipaa sollittu kadaisiyaa avala nerkku ner paathu - 'kiita thatta unna maadhiri irundhaa podhum' nnu solliruka vendhiyadhu dhaaney"

Gin: " adhu epdi da solla mudiyum.... enakku bayangara bayam"

R: "enna dhaan sonna"

Gin: "questiona ava kitta thirumba ketten ... nee enna edhir paarkarannu"

R: "ava oru periya list ey pottu sollirupaaley"

Gin: "sonna da... and u know what...most of them matched me"

R: "ulaga makkaley.... ippo solren nalla note pannikonga.... ponnunga podara list a mattum paathu emaadhudaadhenga.... adha evan padichaalum avanukku exactaa match aagaraa maadhiri dhaan irukku.... aanaa ella point kku side la kuttiyaa oru (*) symbol irukkum...adhodha footnotes padikaama vittutu aprom kashtapadaadheenga ..."

Gin: "dei...ennada sevura paathu pesittu irukka..."

R: "seri unna paathu pesaren...enakku perusaa vithiyaasam onnum theriyala"

Gin: "aprom ava college, hostel idha pathilaam pesinaa... infact adhukapparam...naan pesinadhu romba konja dhaan... avaley dhaan pesittu irundhaa"

R: "nalla vela sandhosha padu... india la bus kulla mattum innum coffee day open pannala...illanaa un purse on the spot gaali aayirukkum"

Gin: "illa da... ava apdi patta ponnu illa"

R: "aarambichitaanungada ointment poosaradha"

Gin: "no da... you are totally mistaken... you should meet her sometime ...she seemed to be a very nice type"

R: "enna??? oru type aana ponnu nnu olriyaa....dei dei...tamizhla pesunga da ...figure a pathi pesaa aarambichaa odaney english kku enda thaavareenga?"

Gin: "useless fellow... how can you bring yourself to talk like this"

R: "ok ok... i am the wrong.. you are the right...mela sollu"


Gin: "No more story for you...thats it...and that will be all"

R: "seri machan.... idha mattum sollu...atleast ava phone number aavadhu vaanginiya... "

GIn: "no dude... i just got her email id...and gave her mine"

R: "super da...appo odaney avalukku mail anuppuvom...i mean...anuppu"

Gin: "dei.. what can i send her so soon"

R: "my dear diana.... neraya ezhudhalaam.... first K room kku povom...avan laptop free a dhaan irukku"

Gin:"dude...i don't know if it is a really good idea given the circumstances and the situation...."

R: "podhum da news vaasichadhu .... vaa en kooda"


Gin and R enter K's room . It is empty. R opens K's laptop and types his "aal"'s name as password. It opens!
www.mail.yahoo.com ...
R enters Gin's user id: Gin@yahoo.com
R enters Gin's password: maambazham
Loading...

You have 1 unread message
Sender:S

Both R's and Gin's mouth widen out...
Gin pushes R down and jumps into the seat.
Opens email
R watches from the ground.... the screen is faintly visible... but the necessary and sufficient first line of the mail spashes right on his face
"Hi Gin Anna, It was great meeting you"

Bomb blasts everywhere !!!!!!
smoke, explosion, sound, noise, cacophony, chaos !!!

Gin logs out and goes out of the room silently
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That evening at snack bar:
Gin and R are seen standing in slanted positions staring at the ladies hostel fifth floor.

R : "machi oru karuthu sollatumaa"

Gin: "idhodha saapidaradhu niruthikuvanaa sollu.... bill naan dhaan pay pannanum eppadiyum"

R: " paarthavudan kaadhal...unakku sila samayam workout aagum... paakamaley kaadhal....adhu kooda unakku eppavaavadhu workout aagum..... sollamaley kadhal... noorula oru murai unakku work out aagum..... aana ... olaraamaley kaadhal....machan....adhu mattum unakku chancey illa da !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

R falls down on the floor laughing...
Gin kicks him hard with a huge laugh !

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