Chori Chori jab - PART 1

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Gin walks into R's room on a lazy saturday morning singing "unmayil naanum yoggiyan dhaanadi unnai paarkumvarai.... ada minsaaram en meedhu paaigindradhey...." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmGSDytBBPk&feature=related) .

R: "dei...avan avan sanikezhama kaalaila current cut nnu kadi la okkarndhirukaan.... situation song paadriyaa...shut up the naansanse"

Gin: "seri vudu.. vera paatu paadaren... 'aval parandhu ponaaley.... "

R: " ayyo..stop it da... onnu solren kettuko.. naan studies la theevirama gudhkalaamnu mudivu pannitten... placement time... cutting edge technology la vela seyya naan evlo kashta pattu padichittu irukken theriyumaa...."

Gin: "machi what a coincidence da... ippo dhaan saloon poittu vandhen.... owner kku kadaila velaikku aal venumnu kettaaru... ... cutting edge technology la dhaan vela....romba laam padichirukka vendaamaan da... try pandriya?"

R: "you are hopeless da"

Gin:"what a coincidence  again da! nethu P unna paathu idhey dhaan sonnannu Q sonna... ha ha... enna sandaya marubadiyum?"

R: "life is hell da"

Gin: "yenna da aachu? ippadi salichukara?"

R: "u know what...naan mudhal murai P a paakum podhu, enakulla oru enam theriyadha feeling erpattuchu da...but its not there anymore"

Gin:(laughs) "machi... Dennis Ritchie C programming book padi da.... 'enum' therinja feeling varum"

R: "bloody geek....en vaazhkaya unakku  sirippa pochilla?"

Gin: "dei.. enna dhaan problem ...sonaa dhaaney theriyum"

R: "we are not getting along well da"

Gin: "machan... onnu solren kettukko ....miss a romba understand panna try panninaa misunderstandings dhaan minjum... konjam vittu pudikka pazhagikko da"

R:"ennada solra"

Gin: "outside the box think pandra"

R: "dei...ennada solra...appo vera oru ponnukku try panna solriyaa?"

Gin: "aah... naan apdi sollavey illayey... but still...oru bayangara idea thonradhu... solren kekkariya..."

R: "shoot"

Gin:" next week namma college la inter-college meet. Veli college ponnunga neraya varuvaanga ... "

R:(with a wide grin) "intro vaangi kudu da ..please da"

Gin: "alayaadha.... ennayum yaarum madhikka maataanga"

R: "appo epdi da?"

Gin: "kavala padadha... varushaa varusham indha inter-college meet la neraya stalls poduvaanga"

R: "yes...paathirukken da.... juice kada stalls, milaga bhajji stalls, mega size appala stalls, dart board stall...anga kuri paathu nadula dart a erinjaa krackjack biscuit packet laam tharuvaangaley.....theriyum da"


Gin: " sutham... dei.. jukebox nnu oru stall irukkum...paathirukiya?"

R: "illa da... anga enna kedaikkum?"

Gin: "sonpappadi kedaikkum...vaangi saaptu vandhu hostel la thoongu..."

R: "dei...sorry da...idea solda"

Gin:" huh... gavanamaa kettuko... juke box na adhu oru vithiyasamaana concept"

R: "ok"

Gin:"yaaravadhu peru solli...oru paatum sonna....andha person kku andha paata nee dedicate pandrannu announce pannuvaanga!"

R: "super idea da... epdi da idhelaam yosikaraanga"

Gin: "nera ponnungaloda pesa therama illadha pasanga laam manikanakka discuss panni create panna idea idhu... idha use panni random a oru ponnu peru solli avalukku random a oru song dedicate pannu... aprom nee enga irukkannum announce panna sollu.... kandippa edhavadhu workout aagum"

R: "random a oru ponnu peraa.....kashtamaachey da"

Gin: "seri..oru dry run povom.... edhavadhu oru ponnu peru solli oru paatu sollu"

R: (thinks for a while) : "ok....ponnu peru gowri... song 'paattu paadavaa...paadam solla vaa' ... epdi...gethaa?"

Gin: "dei...gowri ya....ambiguous name da... gowrishankar nnu payyan evanavadhu vandu ninaannaa enna pannuva?.... nee solra paatu vera 'then nilavu' padam nu nenaikaren....risk machan...damage aayidum"

R: "aahaa ...ok... appo neeyey solda.... edhavadhu oru nalla combination"

Gin: "ponnu peru neha.... song: 'chori chori jab nazreen mili' ... ok?"

R:" dei...neha vaa? romba rare name maadhiri irukkey da"

Gin: "orkut la tamizh naattu college communities la yey thedi thedi nee romba time waste pannittannu nenaikaren.... ella culturals kkum oru 'neha' , oru 'pooja' , oru 'sheetal' kandippa varuvaanga da...nee dhairiyama try pannu"

R: "dei... nee irukara dhairiyam dhaan"

Gin: "machi...actually naan adutha vaaram oorla irukka maaten...so u r on ur own"

R: "ada paavi"

Gin: "edhavadhu doubt irundhaa enakku call pannu da... en cellphone roaming la dhaan irukkum...kandippa attend pannuven...kandippa!!"

R:" ok "

Gin: "Ok.Deal!"

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Inter-college culturals meet.

Guy At Jukebox Area(GAJA) : "yes please"
R : "hai... "
GAJA: "hello...your name dood"
R: "hai ..."
GAJA:"sorry"
R: "R"
GAJA: "person dedicating to?"
R: "Neha ... he he"
GAJA(looks up for a second) :" kewl"
R:"he he"
GAJA: "which number"
R: "number?? "
GAJA: "which number u wanna dedicate dude?"
R: "umm... eh... nineteen"
GAJA: "sorry...what was that?"
R: "song... here ?"
GAJA: (wierd look)"yep...which one?"
R :"cheri cheri jab"
GAJA : "u mean chori chori jab?"
R: "yes yes...and please tell i am standing in front of college gate with id card" (And he rushes out )
GAJA(to himself):"huh...crazy guys this college has got!"

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R keeps on calling Gin for five minutes but gets the same message
"indha vaadikayaalar ungalai madhikkavillai !"

Twenty minutes later:

A beautiful girl walks up to R
"Excuse me... are you R?"

R: "wow..i mean...yes"

"I am Neha... nice to meet you" (Offers hand. A trembling handshake happens)

R: "hai Neha..."

N: "Hey dood... why don't we talk over a pizza...wat say?"

R: "pizza..oh adhuvaa...yeah...sure"

N: "enku pizza romb pidkoom .. unku?"

R: "wow...tamizhaaa ??..enakku tamizh ponnunga naa...i mean...pizza naa romba pidikkum!!!!!"

N: "ha ha...yep...tamil dhaan...konch konch varum...but settled in bombay u know.... so wheres your car dood?"

R: "car aa... he he...my car is in the showroom still!"

N: "ha ha...gud one! so then epdi porom Pizza hut ku?"

R: "epdi poganum unga...unakku?"

N: "ur call"

R: "ok...call taxi la yey polaam..costly dhaan..paravaalaa "


R sits near driver and keeps on discussing mileage of the call taxi, number of gears and other non-trivial stuff with the driver while N sits behind and yawns. After a 20 minutes drive to RS-puram, they finally reach Pizza hut!

[part-2 coming soon]