The Omnipresent!

The screen opens. Its a huge palace and in the middle of it is seated the majestic king with a shining crown on his head . Next to him below the steps is seen the minister of internal/external affairs!

Gin: "mannar mannaa"

R   : "en ambirku uriya Gin amaicharey.... naatil enna nadakiradhu endru ovvondraai koorungal.... pala naatkalaai arasaanga vishayangalil gavanam seluthaamal irundhu vitten... indru ellavatrayum therindhu kolla aasaipadugiren"

Gin: "appadiey aagattum arasey... "

R: "makkal ellorum nalam dhaaney"

Gin: "nalam endru solla dhaan naanum aasai padugindren arasey...aaanaal"

R :" aanaal? enna amacharey...neengal solluvadhai paarthaal edho prachanai pol therigiradhey"

Gin: "aam arasey... oru vithiyasamaana prachanai ezhundhulladhu arasey"

R: "enna aayitru amaicharey? "

Gin: "naatil male-female ratio migavum kuraindhu varugiradhu arasey"

R: "aaha...idharkku enna kaaranam?"

Gin: "gandhipurathil irukkum pengalai ellam andhapurathirukku shift seidhadhu dhaan kaaranam endru ooril ilaignyargal ellam pesi kolgiraargal arasey"


R: "aah...peelaimedu kaalaimaadugalukku thimir adigamaagivittadhu... singamey ingey singi adithu kondirukiradhaam...maaligayin andhapuram murali padam odum arangam pol verichodi kidakiradhu endru naaney varuthalil ullen..hmm... adhu seri.. andha 'FT' desathilirundhu namadhu maaligayai sutri paarka vandha azhagi innum ingey dhaaney ullar?"

Gin: "aam arasey...avargalai poga solli vidavaa"

R: "vaangum sambalathirku udhavi seyyavitaalum paravaayillai...ubathiram seidhu vidaadheer amaicharey.... andha ammayaar sanga thamizhilil pesugiraargal...enakku sariyaaga puriyamaaten engiradhu... namadhu pulavar 'C'thalai_Saathanaarai ai mozhi aakkam seyya koopittu vaarungal"

Gin: "appadiyey aagattum arasey"

R: "veru enna arasaanga vishayangal amaicharey"

Gin: "arasey... ippodhelaam nam naatil kalyana vayadhaana pengal ellam maapilai eppadi irukka vendum endru pala nibandhanaigal podigiraargal arasey"

R: "aaha...naasamaai poittru...enna nibandhanaigal"

Gin: "maapilai usapuri desathai serndhavaraai irundhaal 'bonus points' aam arasey"

R : "aahaa"

Gin: "andha naatil 'pachai olai' endru ondru tharugiraargalaam arasey... adhai vaithirundhaal yosipadhey illayaam... udanadiyaaga kalyanam dhaanaam"

R: "ayyago"

Gin: "indha prachanaikku ennadhaan vazhi arasey?"

R : "amaicharey... udanadiyaaga nam naattilum 20 mudhal 25 vayadhil ulla anaithu ilaignyargalukkum pachai,manjal matrum navy-blue olaigalai adithu kudungal...nam naatu pengal namakkey sondham endru thiruvalluvar solli irukiraar allavaa..."

Gin: "arasey ... idhai thiruvalluvara eppodhu..."

R: "valluvar sonnal enna vairamuthu sonnal enna? karuthu dhaan mukkiyam.... sonnadhai mattum seyyungal.."

Gin: "aagattum arasey"

R: "veru enna arasaanga seidhigal amaicharey"

Gin: "arasey... innoru seidhi"

R: "enna adhu?"

Gin: "edhiri naattu arasan nam naatirukul latcha kanakaana mootai poochigalai eva vittirukiraan arasey...
nam naattu ilaignyargal anaivarum ippodhelaam mootai poochigalai adithu kolluvadhileyey nerathai veenadikiraargal...
urupadiyaaga endha velayum seivadhaai theriyavillai arasey"

R: "mootai poochiyaa... idhu enna vichithiraamana prachanai..."

Gin: "aam arasey...nam naattu ilaignyargal palar mootai poochi pidipadhil therchi petravargalaai irunkindranar arasey...idhai rasithu veru
seigindranar... ippadiey ponaal nammaal idhu mattum dhaan seyya mudiyum endru muthirai kuthividuvaargal arasey.. idharku enna vazhi?"

R: "yosikkiren....aah...idho oru vazhi... namadhu naattu mootai poochigalai edhiri naatin meedhu eva vidungal... avanavan pidithu paarthaal
dhaan theriyum... edhu sulabam edhu kadinam endru"

Gin: "attagaasam arasey...appadiyey aagattum "

R: "veru edhuvum visheshangal amaicharey?"

Gin: "arasey... thaangal P ammayaarukku oru kaadhal kadidham ezhudhi olai anupineerey...adharku badhil olai vandhulladhu"

R: "arumai arumai.... en kavidhai varigalil mayangi vizhundhirupaaley andha mangai.."

Gin: "thangalukku ammayaarai paarkum podhelaam kaadhal sudar vittu erivadhu pol avargalukku ungalai paarkum podhu kaalil ulla seruppai vittu erivadhu pol thondrugiradhaam arasey..."

R: "avamaanam"

Gin :"ithanai naatkalaai neril paarthu pesaamal olai anuppiyey pesum neengal selai kattadhaan laayakkaam arasey"

R: "kevalam"

Gin: "ammayarkkum anuppum olaiyodu serthu thozhigalukkum pura moolam olai anupuvadhai ammayar kandu pidithu vitaaraagalaam manna"

R: "asingam"

Gin: "pala naattu mannargal nam ammayaarai kai pidikka moondru maadhathirukku munnarey reservation seiyya thodangi vittanar endru therindhum
thaangal summa irundhadhu yen endru kobithu kolgiraargal arasey"

R: "naan tatkal il muyarchi seyyalaam endru ninaithen amaicharey..."


At this point alarm rings . "its time to get up..its 4:30 AM" . R jumps out of the bed. Checks the watch. gets shocked looking
at the time. Looks at the mobile. Three messages recieved .

Message 1:
Time: 3:03 AM
Sender P:
"i am ready. Shall we start?"


Message 2:
Time: 3:42 AM
Sender P:
"Hey the train is at 5 o clock. Are you coming or i am taking an auto"


Message 3:
Time: 4:28 AM
Sender P:
"useless affectionless idiot. good bye"



At this moment, Gin passes by R's room towards the washroom to take a piss. He sings with sleepy eyes and a broken voice as he walks across with drooped shoulders
"kanavu kaanum vaazhkayaavum kalaindhu pogum kolangal..."

R puts his hands over his head and keeps starring at Gin. After a few seconds he jumps out of his bed and goes and beats him up mercilessly.
The watchman who is sleeping at a distant corner of the hostel suddenly gets up hearing the following words faintly .
"dei...kaalan kaarthaala boni pannum podhaavadhu sollittu adingadaa...dei..amma..ayyo..aathaaaa"