Assattu pasanga...

R rushes into Gin's room as early as 6'o clock in the morning. To his surprise, Gin is seen awake.
In fact he is in his sports outfit and is seen wearing the socks.

R: "Dei...ennada kaalankaarthaala enga da kelambitta?"

Gin: "paathaa theriyala?"

R: "unakku dhaan endha game um velayada theriyadhey da...aprom enga poittu irukka?"

Gin: "dei... enakku cricket, basketball, hockey maadhiri games laam dhaan velayada theriyadhu... actuallaa interest illa....illa...actualla velaya theriyaadhu dhaan better answer.... aanaa 'timing' games la naan killadi..infact naan dhaan number one"

R: "timing gamesa?? apdeena? indha football la correcta watch a paathu half time la whistle oodharadhu...andha maadhiri ? unakku dhaan whistle kooda ozhunga adikka varaadhey da..."

Gin: "silly coin boys (silra pasanga) da nee... seri...nee edhukku vandha ivlo early morning la ...adha modhalla sollu..."

R: "no no... adhu important matter dhaan... but idhu theriyaatti enakku mandayey vedichidum pola irukkum"

Gin: "seri solren.. kettukko...aana veliya sollidhaadha"

R: "shoot"

Gin: "ippo naan enga poittu irukken naa..."

R: "football ground? ... basket ball court?....seri moraikaadha.. neeyey sollu"

Gin: "NMB (bakery) kku poittu irukken... poi soodaa oru coffee .. 100 grams murukku adichittu oru 6:30 - 6:45 pakkamaa thirumba hostel kku vandhuduven..."

R: "adhukku yendaa sports outfit la pora"

Gin: "adhaan timing game oda speciality .... 6:45 kku sharp a namma college NSS -girls ground kku practise panna varuvaanga.... appo naan jogging pannittey hostelkku varuven.... sema gethaa oru feeling varum..."

R:" avangalukkaa?"

Gin: "illa enakku..."

R: "ada thoo... indha game la nee number one mattum illa da... 'only one' um dhaan nu nenaikaren..."

Gin:" unnecessary a pesaadha...nee vandha matter a sollu...enakku time aagudhu...in life and love, punctuality is more important than personality .. kelvi pattadhilla "

R: "illa"

Gin: "huh....silly coin boys !"

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After a few minutes.
Both Gin and R are seen jogging slowly towards NMB in sports outfit. Their conversation continues.

Gin: "enna da prachana"

R: "SMS la oru confusion aayiduchu da..."

Gin: "machan onnu solren kettuko.... pudhusaa ponnungaloda mobile la pesaravangalukku SMS na 'Sodhanai Mel Sodhanai' nu artham... konjam careless aa irundhom pala confusion vandhudum..."

R: "exactly da... golden words"

Gin: "NMB la naan vaangi tharen...adhukaaga ipdi laam bit ottadha...matter a sollu"

R: "nethu night avalukku oru message anupchen da"

Gin:"yaarukku ... P ?"

R: " yes"

Gin:"just confirm pannikitten... ulagam pora speed la eppo evan edha maathuvaannu judge pannavey mudiyaradhilla...nee mela sollu"

R:" casual a dhaan da books, semester , exams pathi laam sms pannittu irundhom"

Gin: "yenda....vazhakama indha pudhusaa release aana sharukh khan padam .. illa sun sign ,moon sign, star sign .... illa first crush...second love...third date...indha maadhiri dhaaney sms pannipeenga.... "

R: "no da... we are a different kind of friends"

Gin: "apdinaa?...vera vera maadhiri cellphone balance waste pannuveenga...adhaaney"

R: "ippo nee vishayatha kekka poriyaa illaya"

Gin: "shoot"

R: "kadaisila .... 'have u finished all assignments' nnu ketta daa "

Gin: "seri...adhula enna problem?"

R: "adhula problem edhuvum illa da... naan adicha reply la dhaan problem"

Gin: "indha saadharana kelvikku apdi enna da bayangara reply adicha?"

R: "konjam sms lingo use panna try pannen da....adha ava thappa purinjikitta"

Gin:" dei..avan avan vaaila irundhu siva-lingomey edukaraan... adhayey makkal thappa purinjika maatengaraanga.... afterall sms-lingo ... idhula enna aachu...apdi enna reply panna?"

R shows the message from his sent-message folder.
It reads
"no pa... i haven't touched any ass from the morning till now"


Silence.

Silence.
More silence.
Even more silence.

Finally Gin breaks it with a roaring laughter...

Gin: "Machi.... idhukku orey oru vazhi dhaan irukku....."

R (with a grim face)   : "dei...solda.....pls da..."

Gin:(still laughing as he speaks) "neeyum en kooda serndhu vizhundhu vizhundhu ..kavundhu kavundhu siri da... vera vazhiyey illa....enakaavadhu NSS la dhaan interest...aana unakku......A** ... ha ha.... dei machi.... idhu oru historical event da.... infact oru kick ass event ... idha namma celebrate pannuvom.....vaa naan unakku vaangi tharen NMB la murukku innaikku"



And thus legend has it that Gin for the first time in history, civics and other allied sciences, whole-assedly paid for R's murukku at NMB.