'kadi'dham.

Disclaimer: All incidents in this blog are stupid, crazy and mostly half baked truths. Resemblance to persons living, loving or laughing might not be coincidental always.

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Gin enters into his hostel room singing
" 'Gin'gle bell, 'Gin'gle bell, 'Gin'gle all the way....".

Immediately a chorus is heard as a response
"Single bell, single bell, single all the way...."

Gin: "Dei... yaaru da neengalaam? yen room la enna pannittu irukeenga?"

Suddenly he catches a glimpse of R hidden behind a few guys.
Gin: "Dei R... yaaru ivangelaam... muzhiyey seri illayey evanukkum.... namma department a dhaan irukanum... junior pasangala?"

R: "aaman da ....namma juniors dhaan...."

Gin: "dei... ragging pannittu irukiyaa da? "

R: "yaaru ...ivanungalaya...naana.... nee vera... evanunga edho match paaka TV room poittu irundhaanga...apdiyey ennayum kootittu poga vandhaanga"

Gin: "'Match'a??? enna match da?"

R: "Tennis match machi..."

Gin: "Dei... unakkenaa da dhideernu tennis la oru interest? "

R: "machi... naan chinna pullayaa irukumpodhu neraya complan kudippenaaa ..adhukku red color la oru tennis bat free a kedachudaaa....appo en edhir veetu ponnu onnu... "

Gin: "dei dei... yaarukkum yaarukkum match...adha mattum sollu...."

R: "sania mirza vs maria sharapova "

Gin: "adhaaney paathen..... sampras yaarunnu unakku theriyuma?"

R: "dei... samprasad aa?? yaaru da? edhavadhu delhi kaara arts college payyan 'P' kku route podaraanaa enna?"

Gin: "ada thoo... un tennis a kuppayila podu....anyway... idhula nee yaaru side? sania va? sharapova va?"

R: "machi... naan eppavumey refree side dhaan da .... avan dhaan da stadium la yey kuduthuvechavan da"

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Gin: "nee thirundhinaa maadhiri dhaan.... dei juniors.... ellarum kelambunga... naanga important matter discuss pannanum"

Junior: "enna... adhutha kevalathukku ready aayitirukeengalaa"

Gin : "dei... odungadaaa"

Gin runs after them while the juniors escape from the room.

 Gin comes back and closes the door.

R: "yen da kadhava saathina?"

Gin: "vishayam illama saathuvenaa?"

R: "wow...enna matter?"

Gin: "adutha vaaram kalyanam"

R(blushes): "dei....poda...naan innum L-letterey kudukala...adhukulla marriage adhu idhu nnu ...cheee...vekkamaa irukku da"

Gin: "letter kudukka  dhaan da unakku oru sandharbam vandhirukku"

R: "epdi da?"

Gin: "kalyanathula kuduthudu !!"

R: "deiii....ennada ...serious a solriyaa.... adhutha vaaram 'P' kku kalyanamaa? payyan yaaru....samprasad a?"

Gin: "thoo... 'P' kku unna vitta vera evan maatuvaan.... kalyanam 'Q' voda elder sisterkku"

R: "oh...appo 'Q' route clear aa?? sooooper!"

Gin: "dei... konjamavadhu seriousness oda pesu da... namakelaam oru social responsibility vendaamaa ?"

R: "ippo enna pannanumgara?"

Gin: "adutha vaaram pollachi la kalyanam.... "

R: "pora vazhila monkey falls varum da....."

Gin: ""

R: "continue..."

Gin: "ponnunga ellam bus arrange pannittu polaamaannu kettirukaanga.... ethana peru varaangannu oru list eduthuttu irukaanga....naan namma rendu per perum kuduthirukken..."

R: "very good da...enakku..."

Gin: "jannal seat venum...adhaaney?"

R: "dei...enna romba kevala paduthara...enakkum social responsibility irukku....."

Gin: "seri...appo enna solla vandha?"

R: "venaam ...adha free a vidu"

GIn: "thoo...seri ok... plan idhaan.... gethaa oru letter...urugi urugi ezhudhi vei.....pora vazhila.."

R: "post pannidalaama?"

Gin:"aandavaaa...."

R: "ok da...summa oru mokkai try pannen.... un feelings enakku puriyudhu...this time we are surely making it !"

Gin: "good.... so letter ready pannu"

R: "deiii....letter aaa.... enakku adhelaam ezhudha varaadhey da"

Gin: "letter naa... kavidhai da.... avala nenachu oru kavidhai ezhudhu...."

R: "adhu neraya ezhudhi irukken da already..."

Gin: "oh..really... wonderful... enga onnu sollu"

R:(adjusting his throat): "adiyey .."

Gin: "dei wait...  indha graamathula kozhaaikku adila thanni pudikka rendu ladies sanda poduvaangaley.... avanga dhaan 'adiyey... ****' laam pesuvaanga.... decent aa.... anbey, azhagey, aaruyirey... indha maadhiri ezhudhu da..."

R: "dei...adhelaam romba yethi vidaraa maadhiri irukaadhu?"

Gin: "ethi vida dhaan da kavidhai... unmaya ezhudha aarambichom.... seri seri... mela sollu..."

R:  " 'adiyey......
        unakku 'A' pondra koondalum illai....
        'A' pondra punnagaium illai.....
        'A' pondraa kannangalum illai....
        'A' pondra vannagalum illai.....
        unnai vida better ponnunga aayiram kodi...
        irundhaalum varen naan unnai thedi.....
        in short
        yen heart
        has un Art !'

      epdi machi   ?"


Gin: (after a moment of silence..looking around) : " namma hostel la idhaan prachana...."

R: "enna da sambandam illama edho solra"

Gin: "warden kitta sollanum..."

R: "enna sollanum?"

Gin: "ella roomlayum kuppa thotti vekkanumnu dhaan...vera enna..."

R: "deii.... evlo feel panni ezhudhi irukken.... ipdi solriyey da"

Gin: "machan.... nee idha kondu poi ava kitta kuduthaalum ava kuppa thotti la dhaan da poduvaa....adha yen naamaley pannida koodadhu?"

R: "dei... idhey maadhiri oru kavidhaya dhaaney da last week pakkathu department payyan oruthan ezhudhinaan..... avanukku mattum ok solli vaazhthi anupcha..."


Gin: "dei... naan enna podhu sevayaa senjittu irukken...varravan poravanukelaam idea kudukka?? moreover naan strict aa oru policy follow pannittu irukken.... "

R:"enna policy...vendaikkaa policy?"

Gin: "indha maadhiri idea kettu varra pakkathu dept pasangalukelaam 'aalu-'the best'' a illanaa just 'all the best' nu solli anupchittey irukkanum"

R:"seri...appo enakku enna vazhi?"

Gin: "ezhudhi tholaikkaren.... naaney ezhudhi tholaikkaren....."


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Around 50 classmates travel in the bus to pollachi. As written in the vedas(or may be some other scripture..not sure), the girls occupy the front rows while the guys occupy the back rows of the bus. Also to be noted is that the so called 'gilma girls' are in the first few rows and the so called 'gilma guys' are in the last few rows while the 'non-gilma' guys are seated in rows immediately after the girls. To no surprise to the readers, we reveal where our friends R and Gin are seated.

Row number 49. (the last is full of dirt and is empty)


 R:(in a low voice) :     "machi... "
Gin:(even lower voice) "enna?"

R: "bus la yey kuduthudatumaa... illa pollachi poi kudukavaa?"

Gin: "adhu nee enga serupadi vaanga ready a irukkandradha poruthu"

R: "dei..."

Gin: "kavala padaadha da... bus la yey kuduthidu...."

R: "aanaa epdi... nadula indha 'M' gang irukaangaley... andha pasangala thaandi epdi poi kudukaradhu?"

Gin: "don't worry...adhelaam thaana amayum..."

R: "epdi da??"

Gin: "innum konja nerathula 'M' gang la evanavadhu oruthan... 'girls, lets play anthakshari' nnu start pannuvaan.... appo boys oru team, girls oru team nu piriyum.... appo ellarum seat la irundhu ezhundhu konja konjamaa munnadi povaanunga.... nammalum medhuvaa povom..."

R: "sooper da..."

Gin: "idho...solradhukku munnadiyey game start pannitaanga....indha pasangelaam semma sharp da"


The game starts... R uses his 'theramai' to full extent and sings may songs (of course with statistically significant glances at 'P'). Some of the songs are listed below to get a feel

"love naa lovevu ... mannenna stovevvu .... "

"vaa munimaa vaa... neeyum naanum jodi...summa beach pakkam vaadi"
 "laalaakku dol dappi maa..kanney gangamma" (there is a small confusion in the group whether the song really starts with 'la' or not... but then 'R' wins the argument skillfully (read as 'shouting at the peak of his voice) )
 

 The bus reaches pollachi. The group gets down.

Gin: "naasamaa pochu"

R : "yendaa... unnoda cooling glass kondu vara marandhutiyaa?? damn..its a hot place man!"

Gin: "dei... bus la nalla chance ellam miss pannitta.... ingayavadhu sodhapaama kudu... ok va?"


R: "machi...anga paaru...dhoorathula...edho pada shooting nadakudhunnu nenaikaren... 'pudhu nellu pudhu naathu - part 2 ' varudhu nnu sonnanga...adhuvaa dhaan irukkanum.....poi paakalaama da?"

Gin: "dei....."


R: "illa da... actually ippolaam gramathu ponnunga kooda jacket pottutu dhaan padathula nadikaraangalaam... so poradhu waste nu nenaikaren..."

Gin: "dei...endaa ivlo cheap aa pesara..."

R: "seri costly a pesaren....machan... rendu elaneer vaangi thaa da"

Gin: "ayyo....seri vandhu thola..."


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At the marriage hall.

'Q' recieves everyone and serves them some drinks. Then she introduces the group as a whole to her father, mother and younger sister 'q'. After thanking everyone for coming and all the usuals, she leaves hurriedly as if the whole marriage depended on her. (actually, everyone in the girls side seems busy in marriages.... the author wonders why!)

R and Gin are seen sitting seperately in a corner where there is a big table fan nearby.

R: "dei... 'q' varaa da... edhavadhu pechu kudupomaa?"

Gin: "chinna ponnu da...avala kalaaikka poriyaa...?"

R: "cha cha... unakku therama pathala Gin...ippo gavani"


'q' walks by.

R: "hey 'q' .... hello"

'q': "hello anna"

R: "i am 'R' ... you are?"

'q' : "adhaan 'q' nnu koopteenga illa...aprom enna 'you are' ?'

R: "he he..."

'q' : "sollunga... edhukku koopteenga?"

R: "which class are you studying?"

'q' : "naan ettavadhu vaguppu padikkindren"

R: "he he... "

'q' : "enna sirippu..."

R: "summa dhaan....seri.... ethana varushamaa 8th std padikara???"

'q': "akkkaaaaaaaaa.... neenga sonna rowdy anna enna kindal pandraangaaa....."

'q' runs towards 'Q' .. 'R' stops her...

R: "ok ok....kathaadha 'q' ...naan unakku chocolate vaangi tharen..."

'q' : "dairy milk?"

R : "seri ok.... 5rs or 10 rs?"

'q' :"seriyaana kanjoos aa neenga?"

R: "seri seri... rendumey vaangi tharen....enakku oru help pannuviyaa?"

'q' : "enna letter kudukanumaa?"

R: "aaa.... epdi theriyum...i mean....edha vechu solra..."

'q' : "hayyo... solli tholainga.... endha akka kku.... akka dhaaney.... ?"

R: "mosamaana ponnaa irukka.... akka dhaan...."

 'q' :"seri kudunga...."


R gives the letter to 'q'. 

R: "adho... anga oru akka blue chudi pottuttu sema figure a irukaanga illa...
andha akka kitta kudukariyaa?"

'q' : "kandippa"

'q' starts running towards 'P'.

R: "yey... 'q' ...wait..... nillu....hello.....wait...WAIT..."

Gin: "dei..kathaadha da.... kalyanathula prachana nnu nenaikka poraanga..."

R: "dei.... 'idhu verum letter illa...yen idhayam' nu solli kudukalaamnu irundhen...adhukulla odi poittaa..."

Gin: "vairamuthu machan maadhiriyey pesaadheenga da..."



A few seconds of silence prevails.  'R' tries to keep track of 'q' but loses sight of both 'q' and 'P'... he slowly starts to get tensed. Gin suddenly seems dumbstruck. He keeps on staring at 'R' for more than a minute. Suddenly he realises something...

Gin: "machi.... naan ezhudhi kudutha kavidhaya apdiyey kuduthiyaa... illa nee ezhudhi kuduthiyaa? "

R: "apdiyey dhaan da kuduthen...yen da?"

Gin: "ayyayo..... naasamaa pochu..."

R: "yen da... kavidhaila problem a .. paravalla da... 'P' kku avlo thamizh nyanam laa kedayaadhu..."

Gin: "dei machi...sorry da..."

R: "enna da solra?edhukku sorry..."


Gin: "as usual sodhapitten da.... letter la kadaisila 'ippadikku aanbudan,Gin' nnu pottuten da..."


R: "deeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..... "



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Exactly twenty three minutes after the incident. R and Gin are seen sitting in a super-fast deluxe bus from pollachi-coimbatore.

R: "dei... ippo 'P' adha padichaa enna da nenaippa.... unna L panna aarambichiduvaalaa da?"

Gin :"dei...enakku enna solradhunney theriyala da..."

R: "dei... atleast angayey irundhu problem a solve pannirukalaam... theva illama odi vandhuttom"

Gin: "dei...enakku enna solradhunney theriyala da...."

 R: "dei.... ithana naal nee dhaaney da idea kudutha...edhavadhu idea kudu daa..."

Gin :"dei...enakku enna solradhunney theriyala da"


Suddenlly 'R's cellphone vibrates...

Message Recieved.
Sender: 'P'


Gin: "machi...venaam da...andha message a paakaadha....apdiyey delete pannidu da.... enakku romba bayamaa irukku da..."

R: "dei... vidra... varutha pada vendiyadhu naan.... neen yen bayapadara..."

Gin: "seri ok..pirichu padi..."


Message:
" wht a shock.. never suspected Gin's crush on 'Q' .... they really mk a gr8 pair ..where are u guys now? 'Q' wants to tlk with Gin."

R: "Dei machiiiiiiii...... 'q' letter a 'P' kitta kudukala da.... 'Q' kitta kuduthirukkaa...."


Gin takes a few seconds to come out of the spell.

Gin :"dei...enakku enna solradhuney theriyala da"

R: "enakku enna solradhunnu theriyum da...... DRIVER.....HOLD ONNNNNN!!!"


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