Naai pozhappu

Hello Folks, Listen up!
This one is a 'follow up' post. What that means is that,you are required to have some pre-requisites before reading this one. In fact if you have sincerely taken notes during previous lectures, this really is just a cake walk. But for the disobedient lot who did not care to do it, i give one last chance. Read at least one 'kevalam' of R from P before proceeding to read this. If you are keen on the exact historical facts, then you should read

'Assattu Pasanga'
while any other post also should not really affect the flow of what follows.

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[The Generic Kevalam happens the previous day]

Gin and R are seen at 'bhajji' kadai.

R: "Machi... cha... maasa kadaisi ... pizza hut poittu irundha namma ipdi bhajji kadaikku vara vendiyadhaa pochey..."

Gin: "Dei dei ... pona varam maanga session la 'pizza' na ennannu ketadhukku periya size bhajji nnu solli kevalam vaanginavan dhaaney da nee...."

R: "seri vidra... konja naala enakku time workout aagalennu nenaikaren...enna pandradhu"

Gin:" konja naala illa da... ennaikku nee P a paathu J vida aarambichiyo ...annaila irundhey unakku ketta neram dhaan nnu enakku oru feeling"

R: "dei... P kkum idhukkum ennada sambandham... in fact P a paatha andha first sight la yey...."

Gin: "dei dei...niruthu da...."

R: "machi... unakku idhelaam puriyaadhu da... "

Gin: "enna puriyaadhu... onnu solren kettuko ... ponnungalukku laam 80385 architecture maadhiri... instruction set ennannu therinjaa podhum...easy a tackle pannidalaam...."

R: "class la mokka thaangalannu dhaan cut adichittu inga vandhen... ingayum torture pandriyey da..."

Gin: "seri...appo nee dhaan sollen...enakku enna puriyala ..unakku enna purinjudhu nnu"

R: " machi... 'love at first sight' na ennannu unakku theriyumaa?"

Gin: "modhal murai sight adikum podhey kooda side la love um panna start pandradhu dhaaney?"

R: "cha... kaadhal deiveegamaanadhu da..."

Gin: "oho..."

R: "ippo...oru analogy solren kettukko..."

Gin: "shoot"

R: "pasanga idhayam'garadhu stove la kodhikkara ennai maadhiri.... ponnunga eyes kadalai-maavu la kalandha urulakizhangu maadhiri.... mudhal murai maava ennaila podum podhey...apdiyey pongi ... bhajji a maarudhillaya.... adhumaadhiri dhaan love at first sight um"

Gin: "machan... idha idhukku munnadi pick-up line a use panna try pannirukiyaa? "

R: "illa da .. "

Gin: "dhayavu senji try pannidadha... enga family la yaarumey idhu varaikkum police station vaasala medichadhilla"






R: "dei... naaney sema kadila irukken... nee vera enna provoke pannittu irukka..."

Gin: "ok machan... back to seriousness ... nethu nadandha kevalam unna baadhichiduchu...apdidhaaney"

R: ""

Gin: "seri... ippo adhukku enna pannalaamnu nenaikara?"

R:(to the shopkeeper) "anna... ulundhu vada podareengala"

Gin: "dei..."

R: "machi... en vaai ulundhu vada nnu sonnalum en heart vizhundu odanjidha nee purinjikanum"

Gin: "ayyo...seri ok... ippo enna pannalaam.... ... aah...machi... kadavul nammala kai vidala da"

R: "yenda...ulundhu vada already irukka?"

Gin: "thoo... anga paar"

R:(looks at the direction pointed by Gin) " aah... 'Q' ... iva enga inga vandhaa? iva day-schi aachey... "

Gin: " innaikku tuesday ... class mudinju kovilukku poittu irukka.... "

R: "seri.. ippo ivala enna pannanum?"

Gin: "saami...ivala nee edhuvum pannidaadha... already nee pannadha seri kattavey naan padara paadu enakku dhaan theriyum"

R: "aprom edhukku da avala kaatina?"

Gin: "machi... P and Q are thick friends da... "

R : "oh... very good idea.. naan Q pinnadi suthara maadhiri oru idea panni... P and Q nadula irukara natpa murichidalaam...adhaaney"

Gin: "unnalaam sathiyama thirutha mudiyaadhu da.... indha ulagathula edhai venumnaa easy a pirikalaam...aana ponnunga frienship a mattum pirikavey mudiyaadhu....adhu pasanga frienship maadhiri innaikku vandhu naalaikku poradhu kedaiyaadhu....it is a normally a very strong bond...namma pirikka try pannalum mudiyaadhu... vangalaa pirinjaa dhaan undu...aana neraya cases la avangaley pirinjiduvaangandradhu vera vishayam"

R: "ippo kadaisiyila enna dhaan un point"

Gin: "solren kettuko... P kku naalaikku birthday "

R: "varra vazhila naan dhaaney da unakku sonnen"

Gin: "yes... nee avalukku vaangi vechirukkara gift a kudu!"

R: "machi...gift ippo kooda pocket la irukku...aana kudukka dhaaney bayama irukkunnu sonnen illa"

Gin: "adhukku dhaan 'P' kkum 'R' kkum nadula alphabets la kadavul oru 'Q' va kuduthirukaar...."

R: "wow ... aana 'Q' va epdi correct pandradhu... i mean... iva enakku romba close laam illayey.... "

Gin: "i know...aana avalukku oru weakness irukku"

R: "dei... nee stack la dhaan strong nnu nenachen...'Q' la adha vida strong a irukkiyey da...enna weakness machi"


Gin: "SCN weakness"

R: "SCN a? apdeena?"

Gin: "adhu oru high-class pasanga ponnunga lukku varra weakness.... 'So Cute No?' weakness"

R: "apdeenaa?"

Gin: "konjam sumaaraa edhavadhu irundhaa udaney ... 'So Cute No?' apdeennu sollitey adhu pakathula poiduvaanga...."

R: "oh!"

Gin: "naai kutti .. teddy bear ... sila ponnungalukku husband kooda indha category la varum naa paathukko"

R :" wow...so cute no?"

Gin: "thoo...unakkelaam varaadhuda... adhelaam thaanaa varanum...its a mark of a genuine class... infact a mark of care and affection...."

R: "seri...ennamo solra... indha moonula 'Q' kku edhula weakness?"

Gin: "naai kutti !"

R: "oh...so cute no? dei..indha vaati nejamaavey thaana vandhidichu da... "

Gin: "sappaaa.... seri ... anga paar...naan sollala.... ava already oru naai a konji ttu irukka.... "

R: "adhutha jenmathula..."

Gin: "stop..nee enna nenaikarannu puriyudhu... but ippo naan solradha sei"

R: "shoot"

Gin: "nera pakathula irukara maliga kadaikku po... oru packet 'naai biscuit' vaangu....kondu poi 'Q' kitta kudu... konja neram pesu...return varum podhu apdiyey 'P' gift a kuduthu naalaikku P kku kudukka sollidu...."

R "idhukku dhaan da oorukku oru Gin venumgaradhu"

Gin : "seri...bhajji kku pay pannittu poi sonnadha senjittu vaa... naan andha side la edho 'vera' maadhiri poster onnu ottirukaan...enna karuthu solraangannu paathuttu varen"



R eventually buys the 'naai biscuit' and tries to follow what Gin explained.

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P's Birthday (Date not revealed as per request !)

R comes running like a mad man into Gins room...

R: "pochu ... pochu... ellamey pochu da..."

Gin: "dei...ennada aachu?"

R: "aayo ... ayyo.... pochey pochey"

Gin: "ennada pochu?"

R: "indha 'Q' ipdi kozhapitaaley da...."

Gin: "dei...ennada solra?"

R: "machi...nethu naan kondu poi biscuit a koduthenaa...."

Gin: "aamaam"

R: "adhu cover kulla irundhudhaa"

Gin: "seri...so?"

R: "adhu ennanu ava kitta sollavey illa da naan... avala paathu edho olaritten da...kadaisiyila 'P' kku kudukka vendiya gift a yum kuduthen da"

Gin: "ippo enna da problem?"

R: "'Q' veetukku poi ..andha cover nalla illanu ava veetu velakaaran kitta solli andha cover remove panni gift wrap pannittu vara sollitaa da"

GIn: "edha daaA?????"

R: "naai biscuit cover dhaanda !!!"

Gin: "dei...!!!!"

R: "adhu ippo 'P' kitta irukku da !!!"

Gin: "naasamaa pochu.... idhu epdi unakku theriyum?"

R: "'Q' dhaan sonna.... oru gift kuduthaa ozhungaa wrap panna maatiyaanu...appo dhaan shock aayitten"

Gin: "appo unnoda actual gift?"

R:"theriyala da...semma confusion aa irukku enakku!"

Gin: "kavala padadha da.... there is a solution to every avamanam ... "

R : " dei !!"

Gin: "machi..serious a solren....naai biscuit saaptaa naai maadhiri maariduvaangannu naan oru magazine la padicha nyabagam da"
R:" comedy pannadah da...ippo naan enna pandradhu?"
Gin: "nerla pesinaa serupadi dhaan...pesaama browsing center poi 'P' kooda chat pannuvom...enna solra?"


R: "ok...vaa"

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At the browsing center.
yellow color yahoo messenger.


Gin: "machi online irukka...ping pannu da"

R: "ok.."
       R: Hai P

          P: Hi

          R: Hai

Gin: " Dei ..ethana vaati dhaan da 'hai' nnu adippa..."
R  :  "aprom... 'nai' nu adikka solriyaa?"
Gin: "dei... happy birthday solda vetti"

             R: Happy Birthday P

             P: Thanks... your gift was awesome... lol



Gin: "Dei...ennada 'lol' ngara ...sirikaraalaa...kolaikaraalaannu theriyalayey !"

R    : "dei...ippo enna da pandradhu!"


              R: thank you P ... did u ...i mean... did u eat it?

Gin: "ha ha ha... sorry da...enna la control panna mudiyala!"
 R   : "en vaazhkaiya paatha unakku siripaa irukaa da?"
Gin : "wait pannu.... indha reply a poruthu dhaan adha confirm panna mudiyum"

               P: Of course i did ! 
 
Gin:  " machi...naan call taxi kku phone pandren.... nee stretcher ready pannu.... pinnadi dhaan hospital .... "

             P: u know wat ... My best friends from chennai sent me an expensive kutha type dress for the b'day.... i liked it very much"
             P :  typo... kurtha type :P

           
Gin jumps on the keyboard and types the first line after which R takes over.

                 R: wow... nai-du hall la purchase pannangala?
                 P: ha ha... yen kekkara?
                R: illa...actually... enakku therinjavaru oruthar anga vela paakaraar ... adhaan...summa..
                 P: lol..enna aachu unakku...? btw, wanted to tell u this...




Gin: "machan.... sandhegamey illa... ava konja konja maa maarittey varaannu artham.... "
R:   " dei.... summa iru da..."
Gin: "nee venumnaa unix la yey unakku pidicha command edhu nnu kettu paar... tail nu solluvaa... ha ha"
R: " dei dei...pls da..plssssss"
Gin:" ok...silence "
               

                      R: yeah... go ahead....enna matter?

                      P : i don't know why you wanted to gift me the biscuit packet :P ... but i love the color and design on the wrapper! in fact i haven't yet torn open the wrapper... its so cute ..u have a beautiful taste  !

Gin at this point is seen literally rolling on the floor ... R could not control the huge smile that erupted like a bomb. Gin is the first to get out of the laughing riot .. he turns slowly towards R and says

" Machan..... naan ponnunga vishayathula killadi killadi nnu pala murai sollirukken....aanaa ippo andha statement a withdraw pannikaren da...... ... avan avan aalukaaga taj mahal rangekku katta try pannittu irukaan.... aanaa nee.... simple a 15 rooba naai biscuit kuduthu correct pannitta ...... inimey.... indha college in 'naayagan' nee dhaanda .... i take a 'BOW' .... literally !!!!!!"

[And the laughter bomb blows up again]