dum dum dum

Gin enters the room singing " ♫ oh i like me...en laser paayum kangal...en caesar pondra tholgal ♫ "

R: "niruthu...."

Gin: " ♫ en nenjai urukkum nenjammmmmm.... ♫"

R: "niruthu da"

Gin: " ♫ idho idho indha punnagayaal...sadha sadha unnai saagadithen..hayyo hayyo un penmai sodhikirennnnn.... ♫"

R: "STOP THE SONG!"

Gin: "seri song venaama...oru karuthu solren kekkariyaa...
kaalai ezhundhavudan orkut, pinbu kanivu tharum nalla yahoo,
maalai muzhuvadhum gtalk... ena pazhagi kolal nalam paapa...epdi?"

R: "kevalama irukku"

Gin: "porama da unakku...poraamai... jealousy i say"


R: "dei...summa iru da.. naaney kadila irukken..."

Gin: "what the matter da?"

R: "enakku veetla ponnu paakaraanga da"

Gin: "ha ha ha....idhu periya prachana aachey da...naan venumnaa unga appakku phone panni ,ponnu paakaadheenga..R koba padaraan... paaka lakshanamaa veetukku ethamaadhiri oru payyanaa paarunga nnu sollava"

R: "dei..."


Gin: "aprom enna da... innum college ey mudikkala ..adhukulla unga appa unakku ponnu paakaraarunna enna namba solriya.."

R:(shouts) "ennada college mudikala...innum 6 maasathula college life over...aprom namalaam indha college alumni... indha college namma alma-mater....andha vaarthaikku arthamaavadhu theriyumaa unakku"

Gin: "alma-mater laam theriyaadhu ...FT department  amala matter venumnaa theriyum.... oru velinaattu payyanoda suthradhaa pesikaraanga!"

R: "dei...bad words la thittiduven da...enna romba provoke pandra nee"

Gin:"seri cool cool...eppa sonnaru unga appa indha vishayatha?"

R: "nethu evening"

Gin: "ennannu sonnaru..."

R: "bharath matrimony site la register pannirukennu enakku mail pannaaru... andha mail la matrimony id number vera irundhadhu"

Gin: "machi...indha oosimony,paasimony,matrimony... idhelaam silra matter.... nee kavala padaadha..tackle pannidalaam"

R: "enna da kavala padadha... ippo P kku idhu therinjaa enna aagum theriyumaa?"

Gin: "wow...apdi oru matter irukko"

R: "enna thittiyey theethuduvaa.... adhuvum avalukku ippo thonda vera katti irukku...kara kara nnu MR Radhaa maadhiri pesaraa.... indha voice la continuous aa thitta aarambichaa kaadhu kizhinjidum"

Gin: "machi... P kku voice kolaaru ... unakku vayasu-kolaaru... super combination da!"

R: "naan kelambaren da...engayavadhu poi aasaramathula saamiyaaraa serndhudaren"

Gin: "dei...namma collegelayey paadhi per apdi dhaan suthittu irukaan.... kavala padaadha da... idhukku oru idea irukku..."

R: "enna da idea??"

Gin:"andha matrimony webpage kku povom... age field mattum 35nu maathiduvom...adha unga appa kandippa gavanikka maataaru....adha panninaa aprom  endha ponnum unna madhikaadhu....matter over..simple"

R: "edhavadhu 34 vayasu ponnu madhichaa enna pandradhu"

Gin: "ek choti si love story ... adhuvum nalla dhaan irukkum... "

R: "dei..."

Gin: "kavala padaadha machan.... naan idea kuduthu miss aanadhey illa"

R: "miss aanaa kooda paravalla... mrs aagama irundha seri dhaan..."

Gin: "ok...naan sonnadha sei... mugatha apdi um nu vechikaadha... edhayo pari kuduthavan maadhiri irukku...."

At this time some random guy V enters the room...
V: "Gin thalaivaa... oru ponnu naala prachana...matter warden varaikkum poidum pola irukku... nee dhaan theethu vekkanum..."

Gin: (looking at R): "paathiyaa... idhula naan expert nu sonna othukko... (looks at V) machi..nee kavala padaadha...ponnunga psychology ozhungaa purinju tackle pannaatti pasanga apology letter dhaan ezhudha vendi varum. naan un prachanaya theethu vekkaren.... R... sonnadha sei... .naalaikku meet pannuvom...."



The next day
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Gin enters R's room. R is not seen anywhere in the room. Gin happens to look at R's laptop that is nearby.
Gmail.com
1 unread message.
From: dad
Subject: 'Re: Bharth-Matrimony registration reg'

Gin opens and reads it. Gin takes a few seconds to realize whats happening.
R enters the room.

Gin: "machi...nethu thanni adichirundhaya da"

R(still sporting a pathos look) :" illayey ...yen "

Gin: "dope?"

R: "enna da matter"

Gin: "seri... matrimony site la update panniyaa?"

R: "panneney"

Gin: "oru 41 vayasu figure reply pannirukku machi.... kattinaa unna dhaan kattumaa.... otha kaalla nikkudhaam.... ivala mattum ok pannu..aprom P kku nee appa stanatha adanjitta maadhiri aayidum da!!"

R: "dei...ennadaa solra"

R jumps onto the laptop and reads the mail from his father.  He takes a second to realize his foolishness.

Gin shouts as he leaves running out of the room.
"machi...epdi epdi ..college mudinja udaney alma matter.....adhutha maasamey kalyanam...adhukadhutha vaaramey kozhandhai..... engayo poitta da...aana onnu mattum solren... varungaalathula naan oru blog ezhudhuven....adhula kandippa indha incident a ezhudhiyey theeruven da.... idhelaam nyayapadi kalvettula porikanum... naan internet la yavadhu porikaren...idhu sathiyam da...sathiyam!!!"

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Though it was a personal email from R's father to him, i will give here the portion of  what remains in my memory.


"Dear Son,
What is this you have done? Why have you modified the age field of your cousin Bharath's matrimony page? His father called me up and he is not at all happy with it . This is not a joke and i hope you understand it. As a computer science student, I just wanted you to check if everything in it was fine. I will call you today evening.
Love,
Father"

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PS: Authors plea to all fathers/50+ people: Computer science students can do much more than checking the sanctity of matrimony pages of random cousin brothers and sisters. Please let go the  'the bright chap who can fix mouse/monitor issues' attitude towards us. We deserve more, much more than that!!