Besant Nagar Baywatch - Part 1

For all those readers who expected 'stuff' looking at the title of this post, i am sorry, i am going to disappoint you.
Afterall i am a pathetic author left with three abnormal characters (well to do justice, let me say 'appappo normal' characters) - Gin , R and P.
Operating under such heavy constraints of weaving stories with these three people, it would be nearly a sin if the readers unfairly
assumed the 'P' of this post to be 'Pamela Anderson'. No, it is still the same three people with exactly the same worldview but just a
different day and a different place.

Ok. Here we go.


Besant Nagar Beach!

(I will skip the part where i should describle the location, the chill wind, the beautiful waves, the babycorn-milagai_bhajji-appalam shops etc etc.)

Gin after a long discussion with R over phone on whether he should come to chennai or R should come to bangalore for the weekend during their internship,
finally decided that besant nagar beach provided richer and more admissible flora and fauna than forum mall of bangalore and hence he should be at chennai.


Saturday evening- 6 P.M
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Gin and R are seen sitting on the slab near a 'jaljeera' shop in besant nagar beach. They both seem a little lost in thoughts (of whom,we won't go into).


R: (breaking a long silence) :"Nature is a great equalizer da... what do you say?"
Gin: "ginger soda is a great appetizer da"

R: "vaangi kudichu thola"

Gin orders one.

R: "dei Gin... indha beach la irukaradhu ellam tamizh pasanga ponnunga dhaan da...aana enda ulaga scene podaraanga? any idea?"

Gin: "adhu scene illa da...avanga brought up apdi"

R: "enna brought up...podalanga brought up...veetla ellarum local tamizh la dhaan pesuvaanga kandippa..."

Gin: (points to something) "seri... idho idhu enna?"

R: "?"

Gin: "solda...idhu enna?"

R: (in a weird tone) "chair..."

Gin: "paathiyaa...english la solra... thappu sollanumnaa idhuvum thappu dhaaney"

R: "seri ..tamizhla solren... naarkaali...othukariyaa ippo"

Gin: "idhey 3 legs irundhaa ennanu solluva?"

R: "hmm.... mukkaali"

GIn: "oru leg irundhaa?"

R (about to say something...stops suddenly): "i understand ur point machi....nee gethu da!"

Gin: "aanaa adhukaaga indha tanglish pasangala naan support pandrennu mattum nenaikaadha"

R: "yen da?"

Gin: "konja naal munnadi idhey edathula rendu per pesittu irundhaanunga.... chennai la edho oru engineering college la computer science padikaraanunga"

R: "enna pesinaanga?"

Gin: "oruthan innoruthana ketaan 'dood...whats a palindrome da?'

                                                  'dood... why ya askin dood?'

                                                  'lakz pingd me dood... i have no frickin clue abt it '
                                                  'palindrome...must be some metallica stuff dood... 

                                                  lakz a metallica  freak u know'
                                                  'no macha...lakz a iron maiden crazy fan da... '

 ipdiyey pesittey irundhaanunga da"

R: "ha ha...kadaisila enna aachu?"

Gin: "sema kadi aayitten... ulla poondhu...'dei... dood dood nu solreengaley...adhuvey oru palindrome dhaanda vetti pasangalaannu thittitu vandhen"

R: "vidra vidra... rendu pera vechu ellarayum eda podadha da..."

Gin: "adhu ennamo seri dhaan....aanaa paaru... onnu ipdi irukaanunga... illanaa inga varravan ellam s/w engineers a irukaanunga... "

R: "adhuvum paadhi per 'aal'oda vandhu torture pandraanunga .... cha... where is this country going?"

Gin: "indha maadhiri kootathukelaam oru peru vekkanum da"

R: "peraa...enna peru da?"

Gin: (thinks for a sec) "Unmarried Software Engineers Looking Everywhere for Social Silumishams --- epdi?... abbreviate panna USELESS nu varum... poruthamaa irukkum"

R: "super da... aana internship mudinjaa nammalum USELESS aayiduvomaa da?"

Gin:"kavala padaadha da...appo Unmarried S/w Engineers Fuleing Urban Livelihood nu maathikalaam.... USEFUL aayiduvom!"

R: "nee thirundhave matta da... jolly a kindal pandra... avan avanukku enna kashtamo...adho paaru.. oru 30+ plus aalu thaniyaa poittu irukaan... ivana ellam endha

category la sekkaradhu... ivan thalaila mudi vera kotti pochu paavam"


Gin: "machan... indha beach kku varradhu rendu category da....  Vaazhkai smoothaa illannu kavala padara category onnu... Vazhukkai smooth aa irukkennu kavala padara

category onnu... ivan rendaavadhu category!"


At this point, something totally unexpected happens. Yes!! At a distance, 'P' is seen walking with a few friends.  Gin firsts finds her and informs R. Both of them get

excited. R pays for the Jaljeera and starts to follow P. What happens next?