THE BULL PUNCH - "R vs P"

One fine evening, Gin was walking to taatha shop (snack bar) along with his friend 'R' who was almost as tall as Gin but somehow managed to look smarter than him. The conversation went like this.

Gin: "Dei R ... "
R : "Solda"
Gin : "Innaikku edhavadhu jolly pannuvom da"
R : "umm....Enna pandradhu?"
Gin :"Edhavadhu...aanaa Jolllyaaa"
R : "ada poda nee vera"
Gin: "Enna machan aachu? Yedhukku oru maadhiri irukka?"
R : "Perutha kevalam da"
Gin : "Wow! Endha Ponnu?"
R : "Adhu enna... kevalamnu sonna udaney endha ponnunnu kekkara?"
Gin : "Apparam nee internals la mark vaangaadhayaa kevalamaa nenaikka pora? Endha ponnunnu solda"
R : "Ava dhaan..."
Gin : "P ???"
R : "umm..."
Gin : "Gethu machan... enna matter ... adha modhalla sollu"
R : "Unakku naan kevalapatta siripaa pochu illa"
Gin : "Ippo azhudhu feeling vida solriyaa"
R : "Verupethaadha da"
Gin : "ava kitta pesinaa kevalam varummnu therinjey nee poi pesi iruppa... edhavadhu scene vida try panni iruppa.... aprom kevala paduthaama unna pugazhndhu paataa paaduvaa"
R : "Dei... "
Gin : "Machan... ponnunga kitta pesaradhungaradhu jallikattu maadhiri.... maatta adakka therinjavan mattum dhaan kalathula eranganum"
R : "Dei.... enna nakkal pandriyaa....unakku erkanavey matter theriyumaa?"
Gin : "Enna da matter"
R : "Maadu matter"
Gin : "Maadu matteraaa?? sathiyama theriyaadhu daa... naan oru flow la edho sonnen"
R : "Dei.... ava enna kevala paduthitaadaa"
Gin :" Thirumba thirumba polambaama mattera open pannu machi"

tortoise surul....
flash back.....
Chemistry lab....
burette..
pipette...
experiment...
lab notebook...

R: "Hey P... "
P : "Enna?"
R : "U know something"
P : ""
R : "Kekkaren illa... theriyumaa theriyaadhaa solla maatiyaa"
P : "ennannu sonna dhaaney theriyum"
R: "Ennannu sonna unakku ennannu therinjidumey... theriyaradhukku munnadiyey theriyumaannu solradhu dhaan budhisaalithanam"
P: ""
R : "ha ha"
P : ""
R : "seri naaney sollidaren....naalaikku college leave"
P : "idhukku dhaan indha effect koduthiyaa?"
R : "Aanaaa naalaikku yedhukku college leave nnu nenaikara?"
P : "Saturday - adhanaala leave"
R: "No No... adhu illa matter"
P: " "
R: "Naalaikku thalaivar birthday..."
P: "Yaaru thalaivar? Principalaa?"
R: "Hey P.... thalaivar.... naan dhaan "
P: "Oh"
R: "gandhi jayanthi kku college leave.... republic day kku college leave... adhu maari thalaivar birthdaykku college leave.... idhula irundhu unakku enna theriyudhu...."
P: "Enna theriyudhu?"
R :" enna maadhiri adhi medhaaveengala college gaurava padutha leave viduvaangannu theriyudhu"
P: "U know something"
R :"ha ha... yen routelayey variyaa.... va va... "
P :" Maatu pongalukkum college leave dhaan"
R : Dollar at hash percentage and exclamation at star percentage ($@#%&!@*%)


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