The S-MesS - "R Vs P"

It is a pitch dark room. Only two human figures are to be seen vaguely. One is Gin and the other is R. They is absolutely no light in the room except for a patch of bright green light that was highlighting the curious eyes of the guys in the room. The source of the green light as we understand is from the world's oldest cellphone model - Nokia - 1100 or watever. Yes. Gin and R are SMSing . Rather SMesSing.

They speak very less but whenever they do, their voice is hushed and almost similar to the 'verum kaathu dhaanga varudhu' type.

Gin: "ssh...Machan.... idha vitta vera chancey unakku kidaikaadhu.... pasanga ellarum saturday free night nnu veliya kelambitaanga....hostella namma department layey neeyum naanum mattum dhaan irukkom"
R : "Dei... enakku bayamaa irukku da"
Gin: "Dei...enna da bayam"
R : "nethu dhaan enna kevala paduthina... marubadiyum ippo naan sms panna enna thappa nenachikka maataalaa?"
Gin : "Dei... enna nambu... naan ponnunga vishyathula killaadi.... naan idea koduthu idhu varaikkum kuri thappinadhey illa"
R : "naan unna kuruvi sudavaa idea ketten... kuri kiri n gara"
Gin : "un comedykku alavey illama pochu da... ippo SMS nee anupariyaa...illa naan anuppava"
R : "Dei..dei..."
Gin : "appo olungaa anuppuda"
R : "Ava number eppadi kedachidhunnu ketta enna pandradhu?"
Gin :" chumma guess panninennu sollu"
R :"un kitta idea ketten paaru...naan kelambaren da..aala vudu"
Gin :"Dei... unakku innum vevaram pathala... edhulayumey oru humour irukanum da"
R : "ippo nee sonnadhu humour illa... mokkai"
Gin :"mokkaya irundha innum better..."
R :"enna periya prachanaila maatti vittuduva pola irukku nee"
Gin: "naan solradha apdiyey adi... ava reply pannalenna enna adi"
R : "Seri...solli thola"
Gin: "Hi P... epdi di irukka"
R :""
Gin : "enna da moraikara.... adichu anuppu daa"
R : "seri.. edho unakkaaga anupparen....."
Gin: "nee dhaanda nanban"


R sends SMS - "Hi P... epdi di irukka" to P.

Time ticks.

R: "enna da ... ava madhikara maadhiri theriyala"
Gin: "iru da... SMS anupichu 10 numisham kooda aagala... ethana pasangalukku ava message adikanum... nee avasara pattaa epdi"
R : "dei paradesi"
Gin :"ok ..ok ... porumai..."

Cell phone vibrates !

Gin: "epdi namma idea work out aayidichaa"
R : "Gin...thala da nee"
Gin: "modhalla enna anupchi irukaannu paaru.... apporam enna pugazhalaam"

R reads the message aloud
"dei potta dog ... konnuduven"

Shock!
Shock!
More Shock!

Gin and R stare at each other for two minutes.
Gin recovers first.
Gin: "Nanbaa.... idha naan edhir paarkala... ava ivvalavu localaa na partynnu"
R : ""
Gin: "Avala nee marandhududaa.... ava namakku seri pattu vara maatta..sorry unakku seri pattu vara maatta"
R : ""
Gin: "Enna dhaan ava periya gethaa irundhaalum , unna paathu epdi kevalamaa solli irukka koodaadhu daa..adhuvum unna paathu epdi daa ipdi"
R: ""
Gin: "Cha... ipdi patta ponnukku SMS pandradhukku nee tongue pluck pannittu saavalaam da"
R: ""
Gin: "Yen daa ipdi ponnunga pinaadi alayareenga.... adhuvum loosu maari message anupchi vazhiyaradhu"
R:""


Cell phone vibrates.

Message flashes on screen.
"Typo .... i meant 'di' pottu pesinaa konnuduven"


R & Gin: "Dollar at hash percentage and exclamation at star percentage"